My neighbor has resting smile face too. Not cute/endearing tho. More con artist/evangelist preacher looking. Crinkly eyes, bulging cheek muscles, teeth out. Even when she's really sad or angry. As someone who doesn't trust smiley people, it weirds me out.
*You look over at the Jury at your trial, all of them are stone faced. Then there's this guy, he absolutely knows you're innocent! It looks like he was there when the crime occurred and can vouch for your innocence! Fuck yeah!* "I know my face looks like this, but man is that guy fucked."
I don't always have resting bitch face. What I do have in spades is resting bitch voice. Some of that shit that comes out of my mouth, y'all. If I were to write it down, it would be completely normal. But... the way I say it... people like "are you mad at me?"
Scientist 1: we have to euthanize Jack McBeta. He's only 83% McBrayer Prime. His life will be agony. Scientist 2: bro I can't kill anything with that face. You do it! Scientist 1: YOU DO IT
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noonehasthisoneyet
He looks like an amalgam of every one of my friend’s moms.
RaxianTheta
2 of my neighbors told me I have "resting canible face" and I honestly don't know what to make of that.
PutItInNeutral
I would cast him as the Joker.
Beefkins
Capital gums, lower case teeth.
Fayen
My video glitched out and made it worse
FortifiedWhine
I bet covid changed his world. And how the world sees him.
oowt
He looks like a haunted 50's ventriloquist dummy.
Copperbrat
My neighbor has resting smile face too. Not cute/endearing tho. More con artist/evangelist preacher looking. Crinkly eyes, bulging cheek muscles, teeth out. Even when she's really sad or angry. As someone who doesn't trust smiley people, it weirds me out.
barbarian818
He looks like the model for 40s and 50s era childrens books.
Exyr
Reminds me of the fallout boy logo
marthafarquar
TheDiscoVampire
Conrad Veidt. Fun fact: He was inspiration for the Joker.
Apothecarius
*You look over at the Jury at your trial, all of them are stone faced. Then there's this guy, he absolutely knows you're innocent! It looks like he was there when the crime occurred and can vouch for your innocence! Fuck yeah!*
"I know my face looks like this, but man is that guy fucked."
DonoraSmogger
I'm gonna say he inspired The Ice Cream Man comic. Highly recommended btw.
GrandmaSlappy
It's legitimately hard for me to look at him, he looks like ai tried to make a human Howdy Doody.
Awmph
mastertmo
Is he related to Milton Berle? Getting strong Berle vibes from his face.
Beefkins
LiterallyAWizard
He took that Joker Toxin like a champ
Wraid
PMAW
He is absolutely hilarious.
DeadWhiteMale
I don't know who he is. What's his name?
BeetBoxer
Ryan Hamilton. He has a Netflix special called Happy Face that is just A+.
GravyEducation
I don't always have resting bitch face. What I do have in spades is resting bitch voice. Some of that shit that comes out of my mouth, y'all. If I were to write it down, it would be completely normal. But... the way I say it... people like "are you mad at me?"
Jamesstin
Girl, same. Lol
Samja192
He'd almost fit right in with the monsters in "From"
buttcreambandit
My first thought
tsterling00
theyallwenttoMexico
THERE IT IS! IoI
HowManyDicksWouldaDickbuttButtIfaDickbuttCouldButtDicks
The opposite of RBF.
FacelessAce
Resting Bliss Face
friendsofsandwiches
He's like a living skull with artificial skin stretched over it.
Sebastopol140
Skin from temu.
Snooj
And they cut it all wrong around the mouth and said "fuck it, I'm not making another mold".
mocosoft
Ryan Hamilton. Or a cross between Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock.
mocosoft
Even Jack Nicholson's Joker with the stuck face.
DeloresKleinfelder
Spot on.
bwittekoekover9000
it's like they tried making a clone of jack mcbrayer but something went...horribly wrong
doctorId
He looks like Jack McBrayer had a teleporter accident because he didn't realize that Jerry Seinfeld was in there with him.
SmashySashimi
GravyEducation
Scientist 1: we have to euthanize Jack McBeta. He's only 83% McBrayer Prime. His life will be agony.
Scientist 2: bro I can't kill anything with that face. You do it!
Scientist 1: YOU DO IT
CitizenPrime
They've added too much Jerry Seinfeld.
D3rpLici0us
Name is Ryan Hamilton.
And Ryan Hamilton opens for Seinfeld a lot.
76000BatteryLlamas
They put wayyy to much Mormon in the formula
Joedog624
Mormula?