Jul 6, 2022 1:57 AM
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ZaphodBbx
That's simply...Glorious. Don't neglect the sound...it brings the whole mess together.
justplainvanilla
TruthIsOffensive
To be fair, he did say "RUN!"
Dolenmorgul
When I see shit like this I understand they don't trust you with kindereggs
ohnophile
BACK UP TERRY!
sfbiker
Good thing the girl standing next to the fireworks stash was wearing her safety bikini... and they put the baby up front and center.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
All that’s missing is a safety circle of gas cans. You can never be too careful
RummageSaleBubbler
Tought, that wasn't too bad; then I kept watching.
sp; Tought => thought.
IndianaJawns
OuroborosX
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
Sqrlgoose
isetprettygirlsonfire
Always secure your ammo and fuel dumps
HodgeNPodge
I do admire the mom's quick thinking to grab baby and distance.
Heninthefoxden
yeah I thought that too, like she went straight for the most defenseless one and then cradled it with her body as she turned. Instincts man.
conjuratio
RIP minivan…
ChewyTheWookie
timbo2m
Surface to urface missile
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Bugguts1957
‘Twas a glorious finale to the show. Wonder how long it took to put out the car?
isthisjunkmail
Frankly, I feel the same way about minivans.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
This could have been a much bigger chain reaction. Car blows up, pickup truck on street, propane tanks, gas lines
candle340
Cars don't really ever "blow up." The massive fireballs you see in movies and on TV are just Hollywood magic.
Pretty sure that if you drive a bike into a tree it blows up
xbiu
SimCity level extinction event
IAmGodot
I want to see what the minivan looks like afterwards.
Idownvotegunnuts
I bet their neighbors love these fools.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Who sets off fireworks in their front yard?? Is this a thing? I'm not American and I've never seen anyone do that. And fireworks are /1
legal here. /2
Erbicom2
Hmm, then you don't wanna be in the Netherlands on new years eve...
conkles
Is there an “after” video or picture?
sjs260563
and these people are allowed to have guns...
iamthecomet
I hope those kids are okay.
LAMovieDesign
Darwinism
Those kids were not the idiots in this situation.
hybridgorilla3131
one of em was inches away from an explosion to the face
AnyoneElseThanMe
Kids should have ear protection - fireworks are loud.
Cilvaa
WHAT?!?
Fishkeeper
If the firework you're setting off is loud enough to require ear protection, that is not a backyard-appropriate firework.
I just wish they had idiot protection from the morons around them.
MagmaCarta
I love the smell of fuckwits setting off fireworks in the morning. Smells like karma.
MonchiComingAtYa
Americans can't even use fireworks responsibly, why the fuck do they have guns again?
Cthulhuchooseyou
Boom
The only way to stop a bad guy with fireworks is a good guy with fireworks?
HengisttheNord
Sometimes things escalate. In ways you dont expect.
BurtMaklinFBI
Wtf is going on here
Doomgriever
I imagine the judge is going to read an essay of charges for that one....
yikesaroni
and that was the last time they placed the whole stash near the lighting area. well... i mean, i hope, you never know, after 2020
TrueLegateDamar
How the fuck did anyone of them survive until this point?
HedonistBeard
After 2020 I'm not even convinced that's the first time that happened to them. That day.
Wuz314159
I hope their insurance claim is denied.
I mean, if they're in a state where lighting fireworks is illegal, it probably will be
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I mean this is EXACTLY the reason why a bunch of places put limits on the number and size of fireworks you can buy. Safety.
napsmear
KnowGoYesStopWin
Damn this is a good comment
firstlaughofthedaythankyou
Probably my favorite comment ever. Thank you.
flacoloco
well, that's "Simply not Safe"
Iceman0624
Kopar
Dude, it's a crime that I cannot give you more than one upvote for this
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
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Hish1
Bumpty bumpty bump!
Asadsadsadclown
pelon365
I don't have enough upvotes for this obscure brilliance! CIBOLA!!!!!
VictimAndVillain
I’ve read the book, years back, and I saw this gif and wondered… is that trashcan man igniting the oil storage?? :)
dancingbarefootonlego
I read the book 30+years ago on bedrest pregnant with my twins and thought the same thing. Hey, better than watching mindnumbing soap operas
He was a better traahcan man than in the reboot. The reboot actor is crazy IRL, but not great at bring the character to life.
mikeybagodonuts
Videos that end to soon. I wanna see that van!
Sm9yCg
What van?
donorkort
You remember that scene with Anakin in Star Wars? The one with the lava? Yeah.
CriticalCritic
No way. The van has the high ground.
picofrog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6CgEzqeZFk
JohnEburt
Let’s keep all the explosives in a safe spot next to the 15 gallons of gas
HandoB4Javert
SimpliSafe logo is not helping in this video
kitenkatt
.
Kakeukh
With a good enough telescope, you might see it again next orbit.
lamoinejeff
That's why it's called an Astrovan...
exe122
As someone living in a city who spent the 4th trying to calm my hyper-stressed dog and keep my 10 month old from waking every 5 min… fuck em
BoxWrangler
I have kids and a dog and live near a stadium that does fireworks for baseball games. I don't get people that hate on others who want to 1/2
2/2 have fire works on the holidays. I just don't understand that position.
RadonGaming
It's loud, distressing and dangerous. Blowing things up is archaic.
knifeswatchesdronesfirearmsaquariums
FYI they now make CBD oil for dogs and it works amazing!
I actually tried a CBD treat but my pup barfed it up 5 min after I gave it to him
Did you just do CBD oil or did you add it to food?
It was a pre-made treat (Charlotte's Web brand)
Id try just the CBD on the normal food.
notacobra
I feel weird about giving psychotropes like valium or CBD to an animal. I know sedating them is the less cruel option, just feels weird.
Like giving sedatives as chemical restraints to severe dementia patients who become distressed in care facilities.
CBD is far diffrent from that.
Only of by "far different" you mean "different only by arbitrary definitions". It acts on the endogenous cannabinoid pathway aside GABA
You make it sound like the CBD is going to make the animal trip balls and not be able to move…. When in fact it just calms them.
IE you are acting like advil is the equivalent of meth
ZaphodBbx
That's simply...Glorious. Don't neglect the sound...it brings the whole mess together.
justplainvanilla
TruthIsOffensive
To be fair, he did say "RUN!"
Dolenmorgul
When I see shit like this I understand they don't trust you with kindereggs
ohnophile
BACK UP TERRY!
sfbiker
Good thing the girl standing next to the fireworks stash was wearing her safety bikini... and they put the baby up front and center.
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
All that’s missing is a safety circle of gas cans. You can never be too careful
RummageSaleBubbler
Tought, that wasn't too bad; then I kept watching.
RummageSaleBubbler
sp; Tought => thought.
IndianaJawns
OuroborosX
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
Sqrlgoose
isetprettygirlsonfire
Always secure your ammo and fuel dumps
HodgeNPodge
I do admire the mom's quick thinking to grab baby and distance.
Heninthefoxden
yeah I thought that too, like she went straight for the most defenseless one and then cradled it with her body as she turned. Instincts man.
conjuratio
RIP minivan…
ChewyTheWookie
timbo2m
Surface to urface missile
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Bugguts1957
‘Twas a glorious finale to the show. Wonder how long it took to put out the car?
isthisjunkmail
Frankly, I feel the same way about minivans.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
This could have been a much bigger chain reaction. Car blows up, pickup truck on street, propane tanks, gas lines
candle340
Cars don't really ever "blow up." The massive fireballs you see in movies and on TV are just Hollywood magic.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Pretty sure that if you drive a bike into a tree it blows up
xbiu
SimCity level extinction event
IAmGodot
I want to see what the minivan looks like afterwards.
Idownvotegunnuts
I bet their neighbors love these fools.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Who sets off fireworks in their front yard?? Is this a thing? I'm not American and I've never seen anyone do that. And fireworks are /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
legal here. /2
Erbicom2
Hmm, then you don't wanna be in the Netherlands on new years eve...
conkles
Is there an “after” video or picture?
sjs260563
and these people are allowed to have guns...
iamthecomet
I hope those kids are okay.
LAMovieDesign
Darwinism
iamthecomet
Those kids were not the idiots in this situation.
hybridgorilla3131
one of em was inches away from an explosion to the face
AnyoneElseThanMe
Kids should have ear protection - fireworks are loud.
Cilvaa
WHAT?!?
Fishkeeper
If the firework you're setting off is loud enough to require ear protection, that is not a backyard-appropriate firework.
iamthecomet
I just wish they had idiot protection from the morons around them.
MagmaCarta
I love the smell of fuckwits setting off fireworks in the morning. Smells like karma.
MonchiComingAtYa
Americans can't even use fireworks responsibly, why the fuck do they have guns again?
Cthulhuchooseyou
Boom
MagmaCarta
The only way to stop a bad guy with fireworks is a good guy with fireworks?
HengisttheNord
Sometimes things escalate. In ways you dont expect.
BurtMaklinFBI
Wtf is going on here
Doomgriever
I imagine the judge is going to read an essay of charges for that one....
yikesaroni
and that was the last time they placed the whole stash near the lighting area. well... i mean, i hope, you never know, after 2020
TrueLegateDamar
How the fuck did anyone of them survive until this point?
HedonistBeard
After 2020 I'm not even convinced that's the first time that happened to them. That day.
Wuz314159
I hope their insurance claim is denied.
candle340
I mean, if they're in a state where lighting fireworks is illegal, it probably will be
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I mean this is EXACTLY the reason why a bunch of places put limits on the number and size of fireworks you can buy. Safety.
napsmear
KnowGoYesStopWin
Damn this is a good comment
firstlaughofthedaythankyou
Probably my favorite comment ever. Thank you.
flacoloco
well, that's "Simply not Safe"
Iceman0624
Kopar
Dude, it's a crime that I cannot give you more than one upvote for this
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
Hish1
Bumpty bumpty bump!
Asadsadsadclown
pelon365
I don't have enough upvotes for this obscure brilliance! CIBOLA!!!!!
VictimAndVillain
I’ve read the book, years back, and I saw this gif and wondered… is that trashcan man igniting the oil storage?? :)
dancingbarefootonlego
I read the book 30+years ago on bedrest pregnant with my twins and thought the same thing. Hey, better than watching mindnumbing soap operas
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
He was a better traahcan man than in the reboot. The reboot actor is crazy IRL, but not great at bring the character to life.
mikeybagodonuts
Videos that end to soon. I wanna see that van!
Sm9yCg
What van?
donorkort
You remember that scene with Anakin in Star Wars? The one with the lava? Yeah.
CriticalCritic
No way. The van has the high ground.
picofrog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6CgEzqeZFk
JohnEburt
Let’s keep all the explosives in a safe spot next to the 15 gallons of gas
HandoB4Javert
SimpliSafe logo is not helping in this video
kitenkatt
.
Kakeukh
With a good enough telescope, you might see it again next orbit.
lamoinejeff
That's why it's called an Astrovan...
exe122
As someone living in a city who spent the 4th trying to calm my hyper-stressed dog and keep my 10 month old from waking every 5 min… fuck em
BoxWrangler
I have kids and a dog and live near a stadium that does fireworks for baseball games. I don't get people that hate on others who want to 1/2
BoxWrangler
2/2 have fire works on the holidays. I just don't understand that position.
RadonGaming
It's loud, distressing and dangerous. Blowing things up is archaic.
knifeswatchesdronesfirearmsaquariums
FYI they now make CBD oil for dogs and it works amazing!
exe122
I actually tried a CBD treat but my pup barfed it up 5 min after I gave it to him
knifeswatchesdronesfirearmsaquariums
Did you just do CBD oil or did you add it to food?
exe122
It was a pre-made treat (Charlotte's Web brand)
knifeswatchesdronesfirearmsaquariums
Id try just the CBD on the normal food.
notacobra
I feel weird about giving psychotropes like valium or CBD to an animal. I know sedating them is the less cruel option, just feels weird.
notacobra
Like giving sedatives as chemical restraints to severe dementia patients who become distressed in care facilities.
knifeswatchesdronesfirearmsaquariums
CBD is far diffrent from that.
notacobra
Only of by "far different" you mean "different only by arbitrary definitions". It acts on the endogenous cannabinoid pathway aside GABA
knifeswatchesdronesfirearmsaquariums
You make it sound like the CBD is going to make the animal trip balls and not be able to move…. When in fact it just calms them.
knifeswatchesdronesfirearmsaquariums
IE you are acting like advil is the equivalent of meth