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Old Violent Man Smashing Watermelon with a Greathammer that is lit on Fire
Jan 28, 2016 7:35 AM
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Idrinkforevil
Gods this generation needs to watch some old comedy like Gallagher, Carlin, Richard Pryor
dieSchadenfreude
Gallagher!
fartharder
Nice to see Gallagher is making a comeback. Man, I hope that's not Gallagher II.
Duhulk
Thor: The Dementia Years. Earth is being invaded by alien watermelon whose only weakness is fire.
RihannaPublicist
At least, that's what Thor keeps screaming into the sky... The damn watermelons are coming and they must be stopped.
Kullaidman
By "greathammer" I assume you mean "Sledge-O-Matic".
woodjoiner
That is not just any old violent man. That is Gallagher and you need to bow before him since you are in the splash zone.
Radix865
*naked old violent man
RedLyon13
This pleases me for some reason. More!
scroty
The Google will aid you in this endeavor... he had a good career.
DavidWillard
That sir, Is called a maul not a "great hammer".
711isAnInsideJob
It's called a fucking sledge-o-matic!
Chr1s70
Exactly!
trappedintime
"Old Violent Man Smashing Watermelon with a Greathammer that's lit on fire??" http://imgur.com/DEbUOcX
bigblackscienceman
I saw him live one time, his stand up was smashing.
mimblewimble
I met him once, too. He wasn't allowed to smash anything. His standup was an hour of uncomfortable anti-gay jokes and commenting on my rack
mimblewimble
(Sorry, I should clarify. He called me on stage and I sat there for a fucking hour and did nothing while he talked. I was 16)
Fyrebaugh
I saw this man when he had a Vegas act!
HappyToast
Gallagher is getting old
Vacationdad
Yeah he still performs and apparently goes on wild right wing rants while smashing water melons now.
blitherypoop
Yep. That kinda took him off the radar for a lot of people.
HibiscuitsTea
Old half naked Gallagher?
zflazeda
http://www.awesomelyluvvie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/faints.gif
4vials
That title just got better and better.
jake106
IS that Gallagher?
cfgtech
The Sledge o matic 9000
Ishoudplanatownbutillimgurinstead
accurate title is accurate
GForce805
What a savings
Dudeofallteenages
Is this Gallagher, or Gallagher's brother who took up his mantle and assumed his identity?
whoisyourdaddy
Why is he naked?
scucca
Jerry!!
Victorasaurus
This reminds me of that dude who used to yell alot and test weapons on watermelons because he hated them so much. I forgot his name...
AnOldJudge
That is a Sledgomatic.
Sithrak
The Amazing Master Tool Corporation, a subsidiary of Fly By Night Industries, has entrusted who? -- me! -- to show you!
vitaminRmademefat
It slices! It dices!
HailToUltron
Old Violent Gallagher
Avidinha
So, Gallagher.
RootsBlade
YALL WANT TO SEE ME SMASH SOME FRUIT?!?
HapilyDamaged
"never let your mom cut your hair when she's mad at your dad"
WardSharlow
Real Gallagher or fake Gallagher?
HapilyDamaged
sure looks like him
WardSharlow
For many years, his twin brother Ron was touring as him. It's a very weird story.
OrangeyougladImnaked
For why
swiggityswootyimhereforthatbooty
shhhhhhhhh, dont ask questions
phandaal
One does not ask Gallagher "why"
quietrage
Wait..violent old man? You don't know who the fuck Gallagher is!? Shame! *rings bell* Shame!*
grumplestiltzkin
Yeah, shame he turned into a racist dickbag in his old age.
MotherEffinSatan
*hears bell* Shame? SHAME!? SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
twicemonkey
Haha totally. *whispers to giy next to me* "who?"
DerpyPuppy
He's an old comedian known for smashing things (particularly watermelons) with a giant sledgehammer.
ErinFromTheOffice
SLEDGE O'MATIC
DanteHicks79
Shun! Shuuuunnnnnnnn!
quietrage
We're on a bridge. Charlie!
eyeofnewt
ah they took my freakin kidney!
TwoSeamer
Expected the Simon Pegg loading a shotgun shame gif
TwoSeamer
*Nick Frost, my bad, I know I offended all of imgur, I was writing this late at night with one eye shut.
RickNation
Nick Frost*
TwoSeamer
That IS embarrassing, I kept thinking "who's the other dude with Nick Frost in all the movies?" Was late at night, my bad
RickNation
http://imgur.com/F7zkG4u
Zwischenzug
Good on you @RickNation. +1 for correcting so much wrong in one comment thread
RickNation
http://imgur.com/QJdNUdK
shadowsqrrl
+3 flaming warhammer of melons bane
Ruhig
SUPER useful in the Malevolent Melon Mire. Or at summer parties.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
I want to write a campaign for a Malevolent Melon Mire now
Ruhig
Remember, pumpkins are melons. You could totally make it work.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Psychotic old Wizard, gets villagers killed when they go to harvest their pumpkins that he's gone and transformed into aberrations...
sanders1004
Or against MELON LORD!
Ruhig
IIRC MELON LORD is actually just an orc who's really into melons, so I'm not sure if you get the damage bonus or not.
sanders1004