Jack is a doof when he sleeps. That shlop at the end..
I, too, enjoy Panetonne mother... (that right eye strain)
My 1st grade students were told they could bring their favorite stuffed animal today. This is NOT what I meant. ???
Jack is getting groomed today. No one has been able to find his butthole since 1948 but we're hopeful.
"There is only one God, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death:"
Well, they're not wrong.
Have you misplaced your Chihuahua? Simply purchase a Chihuahua locator device, plug it in and wait a few moments. Ta-da
My Secret Santa is Amazeballs
Butthole located. Dressed for success. Jack is ready for his job interview.
Hi. I'm Jack. You love me.
Ripley watching her namesake and feeling extraordinarily proud and sassy.
Awww.
When your dad has better jokes than you. (He just texted me a pic of little me on the duck blind anchor)
Oh, were you doing something g? Weird. Guess we're both bored now. -Ripley
Secret Santa sent a second gift!
Lessons in cause and effect
Our pup has popped out her kneecaps :(
True Story
My Secret Santa is AWWWWWESOME!
For EarthMuffintheNimble
Is...is she flipping me off?
Remember concerts?
The solar panel at the top left drives. Me. Crazy. House is in my neighborhood. My family doesn't agree. They're dead to me now.
Nike Air Karen's
For Illendor
My dentist office has little European suites :)
Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day 11⚡
Ripley loves her new bed but doesn't quite know how to use it...
Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day 18⚡
Cool Prius! sticker. Well, he's not wrong.
It's not over when they become incontinent. It can seem overwhelming but you quickly get used to it and your oldest fur babies can still enjoy their old lives!
Update on Ripley! On my way home, guys! A couple pins and some wire in my wittle knee but everything went well ❤
Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day 17 ⚡
Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day 21⚡
Bassie met his little brother today...
Bonus SS present ?
My fat, old, girl becomes a chupacabra after her bath.
Star Trek Little Golden Book for my Secret Santa
My Secret Santa is better than youuuurs
Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day 20 ⚡
Cutest Harry Potter purse ever.
Walgreen's pharmacist prescribed a treat for Ripley
Cider was Ripley's gateway drug
Vitiligo doll
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Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day⚡24
Rip's first electric blanket. She's cozy-drunk
Guys, meet Ripley :)
Mom Jeans scented? Play Doh, you're killin me..
Good. Rick Moranis is a treasure.
Ellie and Ruby are elegant and composed but Darla just wants everyone to admire her buttons.
Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day 15⚡
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Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day 14⚡
Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day 13⚡