quietrage

61586 pts · August 21, 2014


Jack is a doof when he sleeps. That shlop at the end..

Points 23
Comments 11
Views 2450

I, too, enjoy Panetonne mother... (that right eye strain)

Points 47
Comments 11
Views 3695

My 1st grade students were told they could bring their favorite stuffed animal today. This is NOT what I meant. ???

Points 1600
Comments 59
Views 173449

Jack is getting groomed today. No one has been able to find his butthole since 1948 but we're hopeful.

Points 26
Comments 0
Views 1298

"There is only one God, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death:"

Points 19
Comments 27
Views 1499

Well, they're not wrong.

Points 95
Comments 42
Views 6050

Have you misplaced your Chihuahua? Simply purchase a Chihuahua locator device, plug it in and wait a few moments. Ta-da

Points 29
Comments 3
Views 1610

My Secret Santa is Amazeballs

Points 36
Comments 6
Views 3027

Butthole located. Dressed for success. Jack is ready for his job interview.

Points 30
Comments 4
Views 1022

Hi. I'm Jack. You love me.

Points 21
Comments 3
Views 1908

Ripley watching her namesake and feeling extraordinarily proud and sassy.

Points 25
Comments 3
Views 1793

Awww.

Points 2193
Comments 84
Views 119654

When your dad has better jokes than you. (He just texted me a pic of little me on the duck blind anchor)

Points 10
Comments 1
Views 2237

Oh, were you doing something g? Weird. Guess we're both bored now. -Ripley

Points 13
Comments 0
Views 1105

Secret Santa sent a second gift!

Points 13
Comments 3
Views 1909

Lessons in cause and effect

Points 26
Comments 14
Views 2070

Our pup has popped out her kneecaps :(

Points 3
Comments 8
Views 752

True Story

Points 44
Comments 6
Views 3373

My Secret Santa is AWWWWWESOME!

Points 936
Comments 52
Views 130393

For EarthMuffintheNimble

Points 18
Comments 1
Views 433

Is...is she flipping me off?

Points 85
Comments 6
Views 5460

Remember concerts?

Points 1941
Comments 75
Views 100047

The solar panel at the top left drives. Me. Crazy. House is in my neighborhood. My family doesn't agree. They're dead to me now.

Points 3
Comments 14
Views 375

Nike Air Karen's

Points 25
Comments 5
Views 1354

For Illendor

Points 53
Comments 9
Views 815

My dentist office has little European suites :)

Points 15
Comments 11
Views 1929

Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day 11⚡

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 194

Ripley loves her new bed but doesn't quite know how to use it...

Points 2018
Comments 94
Views 90929

Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day 18⚡

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 125

Cool Prius! sticker. Well, he's not wrong.

Points 1043
Comments 85
Views 61616

It's not over when they become incontinent. It can seem overwhelming but you quickly get used to it and your oldest fur babies can still enjoy their old lives!

Points 1355
Comments 69
Views 83594

Update on Ripley! On my way home, guys! A couple pins and some wire in my wittle knee but everything went well ❤

Points 57
Comments 11
Views 2700

Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day 17 ⚡

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 427

Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day 21⚡

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 323

Bassie met his little brother today...

Points 2115
Comments 23
Views 98750

Bonus SS present ?

Points 19
Comments 2
Views 414

My fat, old, girl becomes a chupacabra after her bath.

Points 1646
Comments 112
Views 97381

Star Trek Little Golden Book for my Secret Santa

Points 14
Comments 3
Views 566

My Secret Santa is better than youuuurs

Points 54
Comments 3
Views 2285

Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day 20 ⚡

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 316

Cutest Harry Potter purse ever.

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 554

Walgreen's pharmacist prescribed a treat for Ripley

Points 3742
Comments 153
Views 141817

Cider was Ripley's gateway drug

Points 20
Comments 10
Views 2297

Vitiligo doll

Points 38
Comments 13
Views 1414

Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar Day: 19 ⚡

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 446

Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day 16⚡

Points 15
Comments 3
Views 857

Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day⚡24

Points 4
Comments 4
Views 554

Rip's first electric blanket. She's cozy-drunk

Points 2218
Comments 40
Views 94652

Guys, meet Ripley :)

Points 88
Comments 10
Views 4920

Mom Jeans scented? Play Doh, you're killin me..

Points 21
Comments 8
Views 3033

Good. Rick Moranis is a treasure.

Points 1928
Comments 76
Views 56711

Ellie and Ruby are elegant and composed but Darla just wants everyone to admire her buttons.

Points 47
Comments 10
Views 2167

Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day 15⚡

Points 3
Comments 4
Views 401

Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day 23⚡

Points 20
Comments 2
Views 1119

Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day 14⚡

Points 4
Comments 0
Views 457

Harry Potter Lego Advent Calendar: Day 13⚡

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 578
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