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FP Edit: My god people second day in a row! Looks like you really want more of this stuff: http://imgur.com/gallery/S5y4M
xDOSRx
Fucking yes gurren lagann
MetalSkeletal
The United Great Canstrailanzeland
HaveGinWillBabble
Rolls off the tongue like a stale fart.
TableSpoob
Woo new Zealand made it to one!
MoltenLichQueen
You broke every rule of polandball. Well not every rule, but the big ones.No straight lines, no typed text, no using circle tools...
Ratekk
I tried to tell people this the last time this was posted.. never made it that far up.. you have my upvote though.
DangerZ0ne828
"We'll be combined like Voltron, only we're not gonna run, we're gonna sprint, like Usain Bolt-tron."
tomyironmane
Who is making your jokes, Americaball?
OverReactiongif
The star on Australia looks like a tear drop, because they're all murderers over there. Even the animals.
DarkWingDerpy
brb dying
PieisKing
Hey that's very offensive. Right Paul... Paul put down that mans head and address the internet man properly.
azureraptor
OI PAUL!! RIGHT NOW!
PommedeTerreur
Especially the animals!
PrimoSupremo
GURREN LAGAN!
CrispyCream
The Great United States of New Austranada
Capsicle
IT'S Y'ALL, NOT YA'LL. IT'S A CONTRACTION OF YOU ALL.
thefellerwhathadthatusername
This irritates me EVERY TIME. It is not complicated. Ma'am has an apostrophe where they removed the d, y'all has one replacing the ou, etc.
thefellerwhathadthatusername
This irritates me EVERY TIME. It is not complicated. Ma'am has an apostrophe where they removed the d, y'all has one replacing the ou, etc.
DarkWingDerpy
'Could be that they're saying "You all will", which Ya'll would look better than Y'a'll.
ChaosLierLen637
Well in all fairnness: Polanball sometimes no into grammar.
Bearilla
Send the New Zealand Special Forces. Nut cases, all of them
ShazoomOV
Why thank you. We try
TomHaywood95
You need to send the SAS as well to keep them under control, and for the scalpel, precision stuff.
Smarbury92
New Zealand actually use the SAS, albeit one with only recruits from the New Zealand armed forced.
TomHaywood95
Hih, TIL New Zealand is smart. Learning from the UK special forces ^^ Best special forces in the world still. Would love to see a comparison
lithophile
Kiwis were part of the Long Range Desert Group that helped form the SAS. Heres a doco on NZ SAS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyKQ2duhMHM
Shadrack7
Who the hell do you think I am
mechaquack
Don't believe in yourself. Believe in the USA that believes in the GB that believes in the Australia that believes in you!
EndersdoyouthinkthisisafuckingGame
HeyheyheyheyHEY! LISTEN UP YOU TALKIN FACES!
shwedda
not meshach or abednego, thats for sure
EvilBrainAngelHeart
igetthatreference.god
Bulletsandbandages44
Reference game is on point! +1
ThisMayBeALie
sorry i have to downvote. you've broke the "no circle tool" rule.
DinoOSM
By giving ISIS a ball you've officially recognized them as a country.
Canadiandustbin
Commonwealth, assemble!
MoltenLichQueen
http://polandball.wikia.com/wiki//r/polandball_Official_Tutorial
NZWhovian
It's nice to see NZ here - NZBall has a nice ring to i and I always upvote NZ
LAK132
FUCKIN CUNTS - Me, an Australian
3YearsaLurker
HOLY SHIT YES
DKSAN12345
but but....the USA fucked up the Midle-East...and this is the reason why radical islam strengthened...
RickSanchezEarthDimensionC137
It's just a phase we're going through, give it 100 more years we'll grow out of it.
DKSAN12345
I'm living in Europe.The migrants are invading us(nearly 6.000.000 people) due to the wars at Syria etc.And there's TTIP...don't fuck up EU
SirBedivereTheWise
Naw the Brits and French fucked it up with Sykes-Picot mostly
silentjay
Upvote for knowing about Sykes-Picot mess.
Porecomesis
I would like more details.
Rawrsilentdragon
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sykes–Picot_Agreement
TheLastNalbinder
You spelled stuff wrong on the ISIS flag. Sauce:CNN. http://6682-presscdn-26-26-pagely.netdna-ssl.com/images/2015/06/closeupcnn.jpg
AllHailConsuela
Mmmm butt plugs
atnair
geodude bottom left
Pikka
I really wanted the ISIS ball to be that variant.
TheHandleImFlyingOff
Me too. Let's make it happen!
IAmCodyProbably
At first I thought it was a bunch of fish then someone said dildos and now i can't unsee dildos.
Pikka
I really wanted the ISIS ball to be that variant.
CrispyCream
I really hope some ISIS pricks see this and know what it is
wwilberforce
Middle line looks like 'Jew'
LemonStarbursts
I think it says WWII Jews Gas. Anyone confirm?
LemonStarbursts
I think it says WWII Jews Gas. Anyone confirm?
zellar2020
Is it me or does the ISIS flag look like a bunch of butt plugs and dildos?
WhiskeyTangoFedora
Dirka Dirka Dirka, Islam a Jihad.
cassiebob
And fish lol
maythedoctorbewithyou
that's literally what it was... It was at a Gay pride parade the other day and CNN thought it was an ISIS flag
zellar2020
Yep the video link, was amazing. Then I got lost on youtube.
Coolkitty7845
I didn't even have to click on the link to know what I was getting.
maybeaforestheartambassador
were you getting what's on the flag?
TheLastNalbinder
You're welcome!
hammyhamm
Confirming that "fucking cunts" is highly accurate
YouKilledMeImADeadGhooostNow
These really do go back and forth between making the US both a hero and a complete sack of fat morons. No idea why polandball still exists.
Derpinator112
For the uneducated who are wondering who the flag wtb red stars is its New Zeland
TomCastellano
+1 for informing me of this.
Smayds
Not for long though. We're changing it to John Key's face on a National-blue field.
Gully
I'd deface that flag if I gave a shit.
sowetoninja
Oh New Zealand? I hear it's beautiful! There's vikings there, right?
letmeslipintosomethingmoreFreudian
Thank
therealtomservo
Bet you use tumblr
letmeslipintosomethingmoreFreudian
Nope! I use imgur to see the tumblr funnies!
Mintipony
Very done, Kevin.
AlfredoTeaDarke
New sheepland*
Dogsdontwearpants
Who is the black circle with the white dildos on it supposed to be?
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
As an Australian, can confirm that is the exact reaction.
IFoundOutICanChangeMyUsernameSoNowYoullNeverKnowWhoIWas
Why does the gif always get left out?
Comes right after #4
CornWizard
But what about the transformation gif? http://imgur.com/Rv68Tlf
nosaucesbutapplesauces
:( you deleteded it
CornWizard
I Just got the image url from the last time this was posted, OP must've deleted the post :(
MouseBalls
Thank you! I know this has been reposted a few times, but you can't leave out the best part!
jackbos
FORMER BRITISH HOLDINGS, UNITE TO FORM EMPIREBALL!
pastaholic74
If I could, I'd have given you two +1's.
CyriousLordofDerp
*Anglosphere.
DaddyWolf
@HypeManBaelish said it before me: Anglosphere
Abyssion88
MIGHTY MORPHIN POLAND BALLS!
TheWhiteHat
As an American, I would submit to British command to fight people who threaten my friends (and Canada too)
jeremyteal
All of them!? That would include India, Pakistan, and half of Africa too!
Rikonz
Don't forget Hong Kong
HerrBisch
Perhaps it should be the Commonwealth Realm instead... plus USA.
CaptainShutTheFuckUp
We such a tiny island, but we got shit done.
EdgarAllenPoo
To be fair, the pakies and blackies did a fuck ton of fighting for the white people who controlled them, why leave them out now?
jackbos
They'd all join us against ISIS, too, I'd bet.
BiggieSmallFry
as an American, nobody fucks with our brothers up north.
tomyironmane
Yeah, Only America gets to fuck with Canada! We give them shit about being too polite and they kick our asses in hockey.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
United British Colonies of the World. The new greatest country.
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colfaxmingo
No it would be Oceania.
TrogHunt
Anglosphere*
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
Brittannia?
Moriarty
RULE, BRITTANNIA! BRITTANNIA RULE THE WAVES! BRITONS NEVER WILL BE SLAVES!
CaptainShutTheFuckUp
I mean, if you really want us to reclaim the Empire...that's cool I guess.
imhoots
Sounds good to me - I'll join up. Yay us!
BiteMeLoser
If it were all the former colonies then most the world would belong to it. You mean all the English speaking ones or the Commonwealth?
mydietdrkelp
YEAHHHH
KleptoKea
And she be fabulous
Widget88
We need zords.
OneMoreLagerAndIMightLearnToLikeYa
No. The United World of Goddamn America. UWGA
TomHaywood95
It's clearly the commonwealthball
Sroxs
Was I the only one who read the Empire ball's lines with a combination of each nations accents?
dayleboi
no, no you were not.
dayleboi
no, no you were not.
TheCanadianNerd
thebearjew225
i want to fly this flag now
HaveGinWillBabble
I wanna fly it straight into my butt.
thebearjew225
hmm... okay! what ever floats your goat
HaveGinWillBabble
cheers.
dasmoons
I like this flag. And they included all 50 states of the US. I counted.
aldieb
Yes. Where do I apply?
Bizkit64
The Canada United flag is pretty cool but this one is sick. I want it!
Bizkit64
This one... http://www.amazon.com/Canada-United-States-Friendship-Flag/dp/B002PJDQ7I
PianoMan2112
Then we can live in all 5 for a few years each - I'd vote for The Queen on my coins if I could do that! (I love that flag, I might draw it.)
NateintheNorth
Draw me like one of your French flags.
Melanisia
'Murica would never go for it. 'Cause, ya know, guns. (I'm American, and I only have 6 working guns, I fear deportation!)
AbominableToaster
I only have two :(
PianoMan2112
I figured Australia would at least allow shotguns outside of the cities for nope protection.
nelshai
The UK allows guns as well. If you have a licence. Just think of it as similar rules to a really big American city.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
It doesn't even have to be a big city, it all just depends on where you are
nelshai
Really? I thought only states in the USA with strict gun regulations were the big cities.
bippityboppitybuttsex
I am starting to think that PolandBall lives in a fantasy world where we actually do things.
TammySilverwolf
We do do things, just look at our record with third world resource exploitation. Just show us the money and we'll do all kinna things.
TripleKitten
You have obviously never visited PolandBall. Try it, my friend
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
Five Eyes actually does do shit
sowetoninja
I'm starting to think that this is how modern day propaganda pamphlets look like.
berlinson
Over 6000 bombing runs by the US and UK in the last 6 months isn't exactly 'doing nothing'
terrorista31
sadly, Turkey president don't want Kurdish to be controlling cities in Syria and call ISIS "Arabs and Turkmens brothers" so they send weapon
Selisesq
What if, the US response to ISIS has been to legalize gay marriage and ban the flag of rebellion?
DukeofKMS
Polandball lives in a world, where everything is just as simple as you US-guys imagine it to be.
NickBean
This reminds me of agar.io :P
CloudsdaleWeatherFactory
to be fair, somewhere in the distance, 4chan would be chasing doge or something.
uchronia
This isn't a polandball post. It's not drawn freehand (against the rules), and is therefore nothing more than a cheap swiss knockoffball.
noobule
Yeah because land wars against guerillas has such a great track record for us, and its not like our earlier meddling half caused this anyway
unwttng
Half
scabab
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraq_War
JoeBiundo
Shit Happens => Complains we don't do things. Other Shit Happens=> Complains we get involved in too many things.
Ultrabutts
Sorry but short of occupying Iraq and Syria for the next 500 years we are doing quite a bit.
ridetheshoopuf
Nobody was expecting US to police Iraq for as long as they did. We did expect them to send more troops and plan things more wisely though.
liam33
i dunno man 10000 dead isis fighters seems like doing something
bippityboppitybuttsex
Source?
daguq
dafuq did you get that figure?
liam33
just google "us reports 10000 dead isis fighters since start of air campaign" and take your pick of the many news articles about it
JoeBiundo
Shit Happens => Complains we don't do things. Other Shit Happens=> Complains we get involved in too many things.
AuntieMeat
ISIL wants nothing more than for the U.S. to engage them directly. It's part of their apocalyptic fantasy where Jesus comes back & kills us.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Correct. I am not suggesting we engage them directly. I think we should bypass Baghdad and arm the Peshmerga directly.
snurx
ISIS is gonna be so burned if they ever figure out how to use Imgur
bippityboppitybuttsex
You don't think they are already here?
snurx
@isis come at me brah
Boemmelmann
The town i live in has about 17000 citizens. we are currently harboring 3000 refugees. most of them are from syria.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Jordan or Turkey?
Boemmelmann
Austria. Traiskirchen
bippityboppitybuttsex
Wow, didn't know the refugee camps had gotten that far... I figured you were getting all of the dudes from Libya
Boemmelmann
Refugees from everywhere in the world. Its gotten much in worse in the last year.
canadianpancakes
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/51220605.jpg
CapnJackSparrow
America! Fuck yeah
canadianpancakes
COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY YEAH!
gallowsRenegade
America! Fuck yea!
IronsideSam
still gonna piss everyone off but FUCK IT LETS DO IT
WhoStoleMySweetroll
Many bullets and all the missiles that kills isis comes from us. Material support is doing a ton.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Yeah but many of the bullets that's USED by Isis also comes from us. ¯\_(ăƒ„)_/¯
bippityboppitybuttsex
https://medium.com/war-is-boring/kurdish-troops-grumble-our-junk-weapons-are-killing-us-67ca31b817d
sVAMP
Yes it is. You're forgetting who the U.S. have been funding in the past though. The mujaheddin for instance. It's a bad track record..
aHumbleVaudevillianVeteran
The Kurds are the only forces in the region that aren't tied to al Qaeda and has had success against isis. And turkey hates them so much we
aHumbleVaudevillianVeteran
can't give them any real support. (Turkey is worried a potential Kurdish state in Syria would support terrorism against them.)
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
True. But you can't "kill" what isis is about. Hatred and hostility towards foreigners.
Hoover280
And even some of the Humvees. That ISIS drives. So they have transport, to get to the battlefield where they can die.
darxide
All those bullets and missiles aren't having any tangible effect, either.
WhoStoleMySweetroll
Unfortunately, you can't logically make that deduction, because analysis of the situation without said involvement is impossible.
ViveLaEvolution
We can't find the fuckers. They have a ridiculously high ability to hide in plain sight.
SkeletonHitler
CHAMELEON SOILDERS, ENGAGE
CapnJackSparrow
Yeah, when you look/dress/act like everyone else, it makes it kind of hard to tell who is and who isn't a bad guy
Mitheledh
Except when they decide to post a selfie of themselves outside their headquarters.
CapnJackSparrow
Well, that might make it a little easier I guess
NaughtyCannibal
Nay. If a missile is defined as "a weapon that is self-propelled or directed by remote control" then the US has only sold the FIM-92
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKYOOOOOOOOUUUU
We've given them assloads of BGM-71 TOW missiles too, bruh. The TOW missile videos from that area have exploded in number as a result.
NaughtyCannibal
I neglected to mention the deal to sell further hellfire missiles for use by Cessna 208B operated by Iraqi Aviation. My apologiez.
NaughtyCannibal
The Iraqi Army is also heavily supplied by Russia, China and easter EU nations most notably Czech Republic. Both the army and the militia-
NaughtyCannibal
-have received substantial help, in terms of both the armament and advisors, from Iran. Even though it's in violation of sanctions for Iran-
Melanisia
Also all the training and weapons that made Isis possible. USA USA!
VampriruM
Can't forget that sweet Saudi oil money.
ConorLane1995
And that's why you don't leave until a job is done.
skippedthispart
And when exactly would that have been?
ConorLane1995
When the west pulled out of Iraq in a rush and tried to wash their hands of it before the country was stabilised
hcar
It's true... We left a shitload of stuff behind in Iraq.
whitewater0034
He meant the fact that the west trained and supplied ISIL
bridgebrain
We actively gave militants weapons knowing that extremists were getting the bulk of them
LiquidPoo
Qatar is still giving weapons to anyone that opposes the Asad regime.
LiquidPoo
We left them with the Iraqi army though. They are the ones the abandoned them to ISIL.
daguq
Not to mention disbanding the Iraqi army! Not to mention the fuck up that is Syria, Libya, Afghanistan.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Yeah, that is why the Peshmerga is using tape to keep their weapons together...
hcar
Maybe more than one ton is needed in assistance...
therealtomservo
We (the us) have supplied a shit load of equipment to the peshmerga, also the kurds are the good guys. And have been historically
bippityboppitybuttsex
https://medium.com/war-is-boring/kurdish-troops-grumble-our-junk-weapons-are-killing-us-67ca31b817d
NaughtyCannibal
1) The Kurdish region of Iraq and its many factions who oppose one another on historic and political reasons have received adequate supplies
NaughtyCannibal
2) From Germany, France, US, Iran and from central government in Baghdad. But it's done so with caution. Many fear that when the conflict is
NaughtyCannibal
3) over those weapons will be turned toward Turkey.
SkeletonHitler
I mean, its pretty high quality tape I hear
nelshai
Standard propaganda. Narrative: "Allies have poor weapons! See!" People: "That's terrible! We make guns! We must aid them with better guns!"
bippityboppitybuttsex
https://medium.com/war-is-boring/kurdish-troops-grumble-our-junk-weapons-are-killing-us-67ca31b817d
questionableanswers
Almost all of the peshmerga/ypg weapons are older than their operators.
nelshai
Completely untrue. http://jcpa.org/article/the-status-of-western-military-aid-to-kurdish-peshmerga-forces/
YeahLinguisticsBitch
If it looks stupid, but it works...
bippityboppitybuttsex
That's the point tho, it doesn't... even an AK has its limits... most bbls are good for about 10,000 rounds and have to be replaced...
bippityboppitybuttsex
... after that, you essentially have a smoothbore musket and you aren't going to hit anything passed 100m
FlamedLion
I thought they had Ak's. If that shits survived sence the 80s I think it'll keep kicking. What they could use is some anti armor.
bippityboppitybuttsex
https://medium.com/war-is-boring/kurdish-troops-grumble-our-junk-weapons-are-killing-us-67ca31b817d
LiquidPoo
Just because it's an AK doesn't make it indestructible. It gets wear and tear too.
FlamedLion
My point is they have decent small arms but could use more/better heavy weapons.
questionableanswers
You can't fire a weapon forever. Parts have a lifetime when used and corrosion etc affect weapons that have been in storage for ages
CommieShillPaidBySoros
That's bullshit. For example, the German Army is training the Peshmerga and supplying them with G3s and G36s, so no idea where you got that.
bippityboppitybuttsex
First off, the G36 is such a piece of shit, the Bundeswehr is dumping it. Second, the G3s they have are old as hell.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Second, https://medium.com/war-is-boring/kurdish-troops-grumble-our-junk-weapons-are-killing-us-67ca31b817d
crazyadz
You are forgetting the billions we have pumped into the various peshmerga forces
bippityboppitybuttsex
https://medium.com/war-is-boring/kurdish-troops-grumble-our-junk-weapons-are-killing-us-67ca31b817d
crazyadz
This article is talking about the current circumstance of one holdup. We have spent a lot of time and money on Kurds
MornieAlantie
fat lot of good it seems to be doing when every shot I see is someone firing a machine gun from the hip.