oolongrasta
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Disgrace of a nation
https://apple.news/AMOnbb4tCRsW6K1X67qSQow
Jun 10, 2022 4:52 PM
oolongrasta
153427
1820
53
Disgrace of a nation
https://apple.news/AMOnbb4tCRsW6K1X67qSQow
rattytom
Why would she have to enter the witless program? Its not like her dad has ever followed through on any real threat before.
immortalbucket
RealTurdFerguson
He’ll settle for nudes.
waddyaknowjoe
(Reporter): Mr. Trump, what is your reaction to Ivanka's statements? (Trump): Ivanka? I don't know anyone named Ivanka.
ArcadiaBerger
"Witless" was once again misspelled.
OrdinarilyBob
POTUSJamesMarshall
Don’t you hate it when exes talk shit after your relationship ends
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
I mean, they're all snakes. They'd probably happily stab each other in the back if it meant their own benefit.
jayman0123
they will ALWAYS stab each other in the back. it's who they are
naughtynimitz
Like Colbert said: "This is what Trump wanted: getting screwed by his daughter..."
rukeman
I'm shocked she didn't lie. I thought it was genetic in her family.
briseydav1148
Thought that was the strategy to avoid her going to jail?
PeeterGrant
I can only hope there are many many others in these hearings to help throw Donnie right under the bus.
FuzzyX
Next one I hear is on Monday at 10am.
KamikazeGerbil101
TheFastpaws
She's only saying it now to try and save her own skin.
Snooj
Why does the screenshot in the article look like he's back on Twitter?
Undaftiness
That's how they made his own social shit look xD isn't it ironic how much he misses his twitter
Snooj
Dang, that looks exactly like Twitter. They should sue.
DoctorPitt
"I LEARNED IT FROM YOU DADDY!!"
morninggloryshade777
She's how old now? Still hasn't caught on to him enough to finally walk away??? No one to blame if she also ends up in jail.
bunnylicious
To be FAIR trump was raised by a sociopath,he raised his kids the same way he was raised, he should be proud, she is literally emulating him
TwoFacedSonOfAJackal
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/06/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-january-6-hearing-election-claims
DigitalPizza
Yah...but...she told the truth? I didn't even imagine that was possible for any of them.
DukeDarkwood
The best liars know when and how to use truth when it is useful to do so. This is part of why Trump is as terrible at being a liar as at
DukeDarkwood
everything else in life; the very few truths he has told were accidental. However, we cannot rule out that Ivanka might be smarter than him.
callingcwordsthecword
They're both cunts
ruferto
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/06/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-january-6-hearing-election-claims actual link
JackingMeHoff
I love you daddy but I love my freedom more. Adios, I'll come visit you...maybe.
Justchillindylan
Shall we have a bet going on if anything major will come from this?
zeacorzeppelin10
Having his own kids whacked would just be too poetic
LaughingMan2Gig
Its a great way to get her pedo of a father away from her.Also love how trump always says people HE GAVE JOBS TO are the worst at their jobs
snixsys
undercoverpupper
VibratingNipples
Disgusting
Gayforbae
TheFastpaws
God so gross.
yogurtgoblin
JinxRocks
Isnt that the same time he kissed her on the lips and his mouth was OPEN with his tongue out, too?
UnattendedDeviant
He said "she wasn't involved in studying election results" to say she wouldn't know. Implying he actually accepted the conclusion of...
MarioBoon
Noboy would ever accuse vacuous Barbie to study anything but her eyeliner. Barr told her and she believed him.
UnattendedDeviant
...those who do and told him his claims were bullshit.
Slayage
What? What did I mis?
FuzzyX
Everyone distancing themselves from Trump, now expecting him to fall, and not wanting to fall with him.
nasukkin
VIDEOS of everyone admitting ^^^, that is.
FourScoreAndSevenBeersAgo
Ivanka's deposition was played at the hearings last night. She said she trusted Barr's assessment that there was no fraud.
nasukkin
About 15 seconds of her deposition was played*
Slayage
That deposition probably didn't please papa.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Just like her disposition to say "no" when he came into her room every 2AM while she grew up.
Farzhad
I still hope we can imprison her and Kushner however, regardless.
GeneralMinuteman
And Barr's deposition was indistinguishable from Joe Pesci's opening statement in My Cousin Vinny.
Mechlai
two youts
MidnightTacoTruck
GeneralMinuteman
Magnificent. Saved. Thank you!
GeneralMinuteman
(https://youtu.be/RLkNv9LUxuo?t=136) for those unfamiliar
Idontknowwhatimdoingdude
.
DrLOAC
Ryebread91
He's gonna get contempt for that.
TheFastpaws
She is only saying so now to save her own skin.
Rascael
she is only his favorite because he wants to fuck her...
LorindaLogan
She's the only family member he's had any use for, including his wife.
WinstonSmith101
Again…
Dankking
I’m 99.9% sure he has already raped her. Sooo I hope she gets far away from him and totally flips on him because I feel bad for her
Housemaster
Nice
cosinewave
And now she fucked him
cenataur
Grim but true...
GrumpyOldMillennial
Holup. She's a brunette?
Toodamagedtocare
Yes she is.
jayman0123
Trump just prefers to sleep with blondes is all
TheKoolAidMans
you can see her roots in like most photos
GrumpyOldMillennial
I mean, so do I, but only because I know the everlasting shame it would bring to her. The emotional trauma would be endlessly amusing.
TheJackistanian
Your fedora and hentai pillow m’lord.
aarkarr
That's... kinda dark bud. Everything okay?
GrumpyOldMillennial
Sure why? Why is that dark?
Kremithe
Cause the intent is to hurt and abuse them as an individual.
aarkarr
"It isn't sexual, I just want to use sex to harm/abuse them" is basically a psychological description of the motivations behind most rapes.
GrumpyOldMillennial
I mean, that's not even remotely what was intended but ok. I get how you would arrive at yhat conclusion
aarkarr
Even for a piece of shit like her, it's not okay to threaten her with rape. Criminals get jail time, not sexual assault.
churlishblackcat
@BotDrawA Donald trump under a bus
RummageSaleBubbler
@BotDrawA ink sketch of Donald Trump laying in front of a bus
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "ink sketch of Donald Trump laying in front of a bus"
BotDrawA
@churlishblackcat Here's your drawing of a "Donald trump under a bus"
churlishblackcat
Sums up his character well
stevencloser
@BotDrawA Donald Trump in prison.
BotDrawA
@stevencloser Here's your drawing of a "Donald Trump in prison."
RummageSaleBubbler
@BotDrawA ink sketch of Donal Trump wearing orange in a jail cell.
stevencloser
Yours is way better! Mine doesn't even have a prison in it.
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "ink sketch of Donal Trump wearing orange in a jail cell."
FourScoreAndSevenBeersAgo
He should be happy. She finally fucked him.
wthamidoinghere
like you did NOT get this from Colbert
Mderms
PetitChocolat
DougForcett
kikimittens
This comment has more upvotes than the actual post does.
Goldmarble
Demagur
Yeah, no... he's definitely fucked her before
MutantPoptart
HAHAHAHAHAHA I am sick and think it might be pneumonia, I laughed so hard at this I think it almost killed me. Genuine audible laugh, thank
WrongGif
HashMaster9k
orindacinderheart10
OuchMouse
You sir or ma’am have won the internet on this day June 10th 2022. Congrats, a cheeseburger loving cat will deliver your award
tlgm
Hahajajajajahahahah
cookieloverforever42
Priceless
UmmonPrime
Comment of the year! I actually laughed
Getascienceeducation0
I doubt it was the first
sparklepantsthedestroyer
Trump: I want my daughter to fuck me! *Monkey's paw curls a finger*
pareidoliaperson
That's not a real quote...it's not, right? *Anakin*.
AnythingMuchShorter
No, it was a joke about a wish going wrong. What he said was something about how he *would* fuck her given the chance.
Stuey1221
OrdinarilyBob
darqshasbite
Oooooohhh SNAP ???
BlairT1
Bro, you think he HASN’T? Wanna buy a bridge? Hardly used!
WorkSnakes
Or at least something disturbingly close
jdore8
Krashtestdummy
HandoB4Javert
hairytrigga
thereitis101
Steven Colbert appreciates using his joke
bluefrenchhorn
Colbert made this joke last night
FourScoreAndSevenBeersAgo
I don't watch Colbert, but I'll definitely check the clip out, thanks!
jankeydadondc
Well, bout time. He been fuckin her since she was 12.
wadatahmydamie
The first time it’s been consensual
Mediathug
MillenniumFalcon
flipj
. Well done. I laughed, I ugly snorted, and then I felt really bad about the entire thing. Emotion range with 1 comment...
FancySharkDinnerParty
spacebaIIstheaccount
OMFG yes
711isAnInsideJob
That may be the most perfect comment I’ve ever seen
hotdognachos69
SunAnvil
MrSomeonesHero
That’s weird, when she was young he was the one usually doing the fucking
AsianLeprechaun
Oof
PutItInNeutral
"Finally"
fetetert
Holy shit, that is gold!
KamikazeGerbil101
Smidge204
Jesus christ.... I'll get the lights I guess, this thread is fucking done.
WorkSnakes
Colbert said it
Fuckweasel
I mean, it's from Colbert's monologue last night and he has Emmy Award winning writers, so...
FourScoreAndSevenBeersAgo
I wouldn't believe me either, if I said I didn't get it on Colbert, but I didn't. It hurts deep down inside.
Malloon
It's the obvious joke to make. And yet, sometimes those are the best and most important.
upsidedownyhead
That's Stephen Colbert's joke isn't it?
711isAnInsideJob
He said screw, but yeah.
FourScoreAndSevenBeersAgo
I learned that today, didn't see it before I made the comment. I'll give credit where credit is due though!
SociallyInept1
Yuuuuup
mrputter
cenataur
*MATURE*
HandoB4Javert
Leonardo1975
She's annoying as hell. But if given the chance, I would tear that up!!
whitefoxkei
Gag her to shut her up first.
Honeypotsniffer
Now this..... this.... is hilarious.