Night-Night
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Our Moment is Right Meow!
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12th in my favorites
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Here's my No. 13! Because showing my No. 2 would be gross.
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Thanks for the adventure. Now go have a new one.
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HOLY SHIT! MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE WAS RIGHT!
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10th thing I favorited.
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When the restaurant's soap dispenser is broke.
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View of the SpaceX launch from my backyard in SC.
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I go to the bathroom, come back to this little goober in my spot.
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I'm like, a really smart person.
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Either that or a good ol' fashion waffle stomping.
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You. Yes, you.
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Bring a title back to D.C.
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I don't know it word for word, but I don't change the station when it comes on.
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A new voting option, you say? That's....
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July 29th. We're still doing this, right?
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I don't give a damn about the upvotes, downvotes, or repost statistics. Somebody out there needs to hear this. At least once.
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My 1st love.
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Just wondering what or who you had to do to earn this belt.
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Newest member of the family.
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My siblings and I different reactions to stumbling across our parents' sex tape.
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Merry Christmas Everybody! Now can you please confirm the address on your account?
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Happy 10th Year Anniversary
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There are people suggesting we use the Vulcan Salute instead of handshakes. I have another idea.
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MRW browsing Usersub and my birthday is July 29th.
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Here's this guy's day. Goes into a car wash and it breaks down after only a few seconds. We pulled up at the same time and my wife and I let him go first.
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Already posted my Christmas selfie
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Had my birthday dinner and everybody wants to know what I want to do next.
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Your 11th Birthday, huh?
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Almost that time for a hero to emerge.
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So we're just done with phrasing, right? That's not a thing anymore?
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MRW I tell my wife I have a lump in my throat and she casually says it could be strep throat or cancer.
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Our rescue Cooper helping with the laundry.
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Pretty sure I just saw Coach Orgeron eat a booger.
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So today some asshole rammed his truck into a Twin Peaks, poured gasoline, then set the restaurant on fire.
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That look you get from the gas station clerk when you both know you're only there to annihilate their bathroom.
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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
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So something changed today.
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Roses are red, khakis are tan...
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As a Falcon fan right now.
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Some say I have a dirty mind. To be fair, this thing is called a Wooden Reamer.
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Today's my cake day, so here's one of my favorite gifs.
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Your Game 1 Starters
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Playboy.com Homepage right now.
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This is Cooper. He needed a home. He has one now.
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For the 29th, and my birthday, my puppy Chloe hogging the covers.
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When my hometown of Augusta, GA makes national news for something other than a golf tournament, and not for the best of reasons.
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Slippers. They're slippers.
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Not technically wrong
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Chloe. The dog, not the actress.
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I hear the thing to do on your cakeday is to post a huge dump. Am I doing this right?
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I blame those shitty ACME products, but that's just me.
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From those of us that live in Augusta, congrats Sergio! To the rest of y'all visiting...
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Searched for funny happy birthday pics in Google Images. One seems out of place.
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Seriously?
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Looks like the Griswolds were in town today.
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Don't know why, but I Googled Boner Killer. Yup, the 1st image about sums it up.
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This image pops into my head when I look at nudes from the 70's and 80's.
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I'm pretty sure this will be the general reaction by the time this election is over.
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