Trust Santa, doge

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Surprise face.

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"Can't name one?"  How about four?

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...Um...  "GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY!!!1!"

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screwworms

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Employee Of The Month

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Elon Musk Is Playing God

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Luna isn't bored, she's thinking

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Of course it's no surprise. DOGE was a FRAUD.

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Fuck.

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The EO and apartheid-guy told us to be racist and sexist, so we were.

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Heckin wimdy. Much dry. Wow.

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DOGE was a scam

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*Chef's kiss*

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Bro spent decades lecturing us with fiery sermons about how punching down isn’t funny—then the split-second it wasn’t HIS group in the crosshairs…

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DOGE is gone, leaving behind 300,000 fired federal workers, 600,000 USAID deaths, and 26,000 federal experts rehired

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USAID shutdown has led to hundreds ofthousands of deaths (Excerpt)

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Paul Krugman: DOGE Was a Harbinger of Trump's Assault on Decency and Privacy. Democrats will have to repair the damage

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Trump to Coal Miners: Drop DeadThe administration keeps delaying a life-saving safety rule—while claiming to love coal miners.

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509

Charlie celebrated his 10th birthday this weekend

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It's almost like DOGE was a bad idea.

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DOGE retarded science progress and killed people by shutting down USAID,and it did NOT even save money.

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Pestilence & Famine For Us All? Secretary of Agriculture Brooke Rollins believes she is waging a new American Revolution, leading a crusade against Biblical darkness and guiding U.S. agriculture into a “golden age.”

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500 tons of food up in smoke

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Wow who could've predicted this? Except anyone with a brain.

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Now we have two political parties run by Nazis

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DOGE disaster movie poster

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Paul Krugman: If You Lie With DOGE, You Get Fleeced (Excerpt)

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I don't know how to do viral titles.

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What goes around comes around...

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10135

These are both real. No doctoring of images. Trump's "Gold Key" for Elon is just some cheap trinket from an online retailer that you can customize to say whatever crap you'd like it to say. It's worth pennies.

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599

I'm Sure Trump Doesn't Have ICE on Standby ... "Musk reportedly still owes president Donald Trump $100 million out of the $300 million ..."

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10

522

Did NOAA cuts - Scientists unable to warn of storm?

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8

461

How not to do science ....

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BOROWITZ: Drugged Oligarch Governing Erratically

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You Weren't Hired to Think - DOGE Fires Operative After He Admits the Government Was Already Pretty Efficient

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13709

Yes, yes it was.

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"Doge cuts to USAid blamed for 300,000 deaths — most of them children" (Excerpt)

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Reminder: ACAB, whether it's the FBI or the local PD

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9942

100 HOURS (live stream by American Scientists) TO SAVE AMERICA'S FORECASTS from Criminal GOP

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491

NASA Scientists fired/evicted from Seinfeld dinner building now streaming live for 100 hours weather science talks

10

6

350

This isn't for the hardline MAGAs.  It's for the sadly gullible who honestly didn't figure it out on their own.

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6437

Major Crime Scenes.

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5856

DOGE strikes again ....

865

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32654

Reason #10,673 not to buy a Swastikar

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9828

Meanwhile in Cleaveland

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428

Just in case you believed that DOGE is actually accomplishing anything .....

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Now we know why Elon created DOGE

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Now you want to give the world’s richest men the unlimited power their money couldn’t buy them before because you think they’ll use it to dismantle the system they’re the kings of. You’re an idiot.

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12347

Disruption

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0

307

Yup, coming for you too

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89

6398

both sides are not the same

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3644

Caveat emptor

45

10

606

Karma's a b!tch...

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5804

America, you've been DOGEd

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Cool cool cool. So a net zero and so many lives upended. Very on brand

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That's about all it's worth...

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954

NPR will be losing government funding soon

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Well, Elon did spend hundreds of millions for this

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Musk lost over a Billion $’s a Day

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