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Edit: Went to bed last night and woke up to most viral. Thanks everyone for the support! It may be a little late, but please feel free to send me pictures of all your pets! (E.g. Turtles, Cats, Dogs).
glitterwank
Did you give him your WORD you'd never take him back?
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
Giving the bird is always fun.
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Electr0swagnetism
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
strifeandquiet
good girl, know your worth https://imgur.com/JF78pgI
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Good on you, OP!
Ididthisforthelol
CaesarSaladStabber
inthenameofthemoooon
Stay strong OP. I'm going through the same thing
nihilistdad
Good. He'll get over it, and so will you. Good luck.
ihaveloudfarts
sdrawkcaBemaNruoY
Jazhands
Good choice
KILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILLKILL
BadgerSims
I can’t believe you gave up your bird so easily. Now he’s gonna think he can get the dog and kids just as easy
JayPumpkinCat
You can only see the first part in the thumb nail and I was thinking "NOOOO don't take that pig back!"
BSwankerson
Good suspense then
sayfcknwhat
The good old "grass LOOKED greener, but when I was over there for a while, I realised it was just crawling with bugs" phenomenon.
danpio1309
He gave up a lifetime of you for essentially "something different" for a short time. DO NOT go back to him!
igivetheinternets
Sorry you didn't get the bird in the divorce
SPART1CUS
So you gave him the word?
BSwankerson
The word of God.
43rdpresident
https://imgur.com/tpoQhOU
Cheomesh
OMG LOOK AT THAT LIL FAT BIRB
WebsterPuddlesMD
Good for you girl. You'll probably feel bad about it at some point. Don't. There's nothing wrong with sticking up for yourself.
UvaroviteKing
Prepare your inbox
2sday
Huh, kind of hoping my ex would do the same, so I can give her the bird; but I'm just being petty.
diezombie90
I know what you're going through. My wife of 9 years left me a month ago. It hurts so bad. If you need to talk i know what it's like.
BSwankerson
It’s been about a month for me. Honestly, I’m tired of talking about it. Tired of letting it consume me.
diezombie90
Yes. I feel the same way. But I keep finding myself going back over and over again.
BSwankerson
Yes I do. But I just repeat this: “ we are done. Let it go. It doesn’t matter “
diezombie90
I wish i was as strong as you. I hope you find a person deserving of your love and who feels the same about you.
BSwankerson
You will too.
Bennybear4ev
The bird was his best friend?
bananahost
must be
HelloToe
inconspicuousshrub
I wish there were more shows like Animaniacs
CirB
It's the only one that could make his bum tingle so nicely.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
He indentifies as a disney princess.
DoggoAppreciator
The bird is a term that means giving them the middle finger ????
Zazu945
Haven't you heard?
Zetor
The bird is the word.
Trentski
That looks an awful lot like a tit. #mods
beerlady
Bush tits
sckrlfe
Duhhhh
rook57
It is a pretty bird
ImWearingLadiesUnderwear
its actually a word
IBentMyWookie
lucky141
Papa ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow
MemeWay
Best song evah
PierzOr
Which song? I guess i haven't heard.
Lulabel73
Haven’t you heard?
tomyironmane
Brian, DON'T!
dal42
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (bumps head on table)
MyBallsAreAsSmoothAsEggs
Ba ba ba oohh mow mow ba ba oohh mow mow mow
Ravroz
Wait...he fucked a bird?!
HytekDragn
Saldus
The bordt
TheGreatLeslieNielsen
I vant my burd
parkinglotsushi
I thought she meant she gave him the finger
IPwithmyPP
YouAintABigBaller
She did, but this guy made a joke
tyr888
Oh shit, i think you're right
gahzeeruh
Italipino
Fuck him. Not literally of course, who knows what filthy whores he's been with.
BSwankerson
A pharm tech with 5 kids and an open marriage.
DemiGuy
Us Pharm Techs are crazy, unless we move to mail order; Retail? crazy. Gotta be nuts to eat shit all day, just doing your job. Nurses also
Lizaderp
okay. He should probably get checked. He might have the everything.
Headstereo
strange choice of him but makes sense for a dipshit.
sayfcknwhat
He found out someone in an open marriage is going to be shagging other dudes besides him, some she actually prefers. Idiot. Good riddance.
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
What kind of bird did you give him? Was it a parakeet?
therealbardman
Looks like a tit to me.
BSwankerson
marabugg06
Should have given him a Canada goose!
GameBoyGamer
Post nudes!!! That'll show him!
CamelWides6
True.
OriginalHeartbreaker
Wow. You're kind of a dick
Lucainmiami
Most annoying comment is most popular...
effinwizard
That's how I got me back for my shenanigans
JupiterJedi
5aminsd
Let me know if that works
DelightfullyOdd
westinpeace
Us*
usersubbordercontrol
Well did it pay off?
bowserdrums90
anonwhymouse
Woo gamegrumps
jdpt
The birb
lawlschool88
ratfaceddog
Thir Street?
SubtleHarbinger
theycallmetatersalat
HiddenSanity
43rdpresident
https://imgur.com/ZXr2aAm
BMan086
obioneblowme
Down vote me into oblivion but it's really annoying everyone begs for nudes on this.
spellbolourwithak
You're right, but I must respect your wishes
mdubyofficial
Oblivion granted. Farewell sweet prince.
Anonaru
Since you missed what he was doing there, I'll help you
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bogus1983
Metals4J
ScrewUTube
Agreed, it's the only rational choice
thetimewarptrio
ThoughtsAndBeers
DarkSock
Morgan Freeman called; he said “He’s right, you know…”…
HeRulesWithARubberFist
JustHereForTheRiots
BSwankerson
/a/XyLUOzB
tyr888
That you?
Lizaderp
I don't know if I can fap to this, but I'm....wait yes I can.
thechillpilgrim
ILiekToCookAndBake
Nice.
ElbowDeepInAJedi
I can work with that.
OrcLuck
Omg what a card she totally did it.
TheRicM
What's a card
HerMajestysSecretButthole
smule
i came
wazscience
PostPerfectThingsV2
neutronfish
PossumPatrol
About 2,300 people were disappointed.
ILieForPoints
thyfartismurder
Oh yea
whistlebuzz
WokeenFenix
MurphyPandorasLawBox
bukobg
Well thats something new.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Why are they recording it?
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
Because it's fucking hilarious.
iguanodont
Huesh
I can't stop laughing send help
UrsaUrsa
But did you watch it with sound? :) https://youtu.be/OBv8zbHiLls
iguanodont
uh - you do you want me to call the pound or PETA?
EvilKam
If you were his best friend then he's a fucking moron. He had the universe in his palm, and casually threw that shit away. Ugh.
ScrippyChan
Well, he was a moron for marrying his best friend. Those are and should be two mutually exclusive offices.
themasterpiece
Ummm no
ScrippyChan
Well, I mean, if you WANT to set yourself up for emotional dependence and utter disaster, then go ahead, I guess.
SparrowTail3
Unfortunately, being married to your best friend doesn't automatically equal a happy marriage :( I'll go cry in a corner now.
Lizaderp
Only a fool throws away a diamond for some gravel.
MerToo
Sounds like he had his dick in his palm. One time too many.
Helveticus
As a man, I can confirm. We do that shit! Sadly some people have to make those mistakes to learn from them.
lifeinnh
And some make those mistakes repeatedly and justify their actions every time. Clearly, their Dick just happened to wind up elsewhere.
Helveticus
Yep, there’s those guys too. The “I can’t see anything wrong with my actions!” type, incapable of empathising with the other’s perspective.
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
"Casually" is an assumption imo, unless the dude is a sociopath. He could have been dealing with some weird complicated life shit
TooOldToBeRealLife
This just happened to me. I would have cared for him forever. He chose to steal instead.
zantistar
PREACCHHHH!! *hands up emoji*
BSwankerson
I told him to go find a new best friend
ImmaPeacockYouGottaLetMeFly
Every human can fuck up at some point in life but it was egotistical of him to come back and say stuff like that. Prick only cares about hs
sharon838
Good for you!
swarmit
Good stuff @OP, it’s gonna suck at first but best of luck to ya’, you deserve good things
EvilKam
I wish you happiness in your future. It would be nice to know that there is some justice in this dark universe.
BSwankerson
Karma will come back around I’m sure. Just going to focus on me and making myself better.
EvilKam
I can only hope. :)
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
You go girl.
jthmtwin123
My soon ex-husband did that but he's chasing after an already married woman. He's never filed papers back now he's losing his daughter too
ScrippyChan
Wait, what?
SportForOurNeighbors
I'm so sorry. Hopefully your daughter will be able to have a relationship with him that doesn't expose her too much to his problems
Computerzuster
This. When a parent tries to "take" the kid away from the other, eventually the kid resents the first parent. Source: experienced it myself.
jthmtwin123
I never really took her, I just moved out to a new apartment to not be around his infidelity and nasty comments. He hasn't fought for her.