PossumPatrol

114364 pts · February 13, 2014


Anthropology student with two dogs, a rogue possum, and a (few) cats. Occasional contributor of ok things I find throughout my day. Allergic to meth.

Downstack at Amazon.

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Comments 13
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Teens Take Fake Babies Home for School, and Their Teacher Shares Their Desperate Text Messages

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Views 107113

Secret Santa came through!

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Views 662

PSA: Dog-led insurance scams are on the rise nationally. If you witness one, please report it to my DM in pictures.

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Views 1268

A great day of class always began like this.

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Views 1647

A blind dog just trying to dog.

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Boop the shoot.

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Views 1078

Sky puppers.

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Views 86267

Howdy.

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A small morning dump for you heathens on this Sunday.

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Views 83128

When you lie on your resume.

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Views 2606

...but FUCK the Bahamas.

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Views 1106

What I imagine the keyboard at a call center sees.

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Views 381

“Imma just watch you eat, k?”

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Tiny pup made from pup hair.

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Views 1407

Animal memes for you filthy animals. Enjoy your Imgur porn.

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Comments 6
Views 1901

I don’t know what they’re concerned about, this looks real as hell to me.

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Views 2057

Beautiful Bull Dog.

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Views 96215

Anyone else have a dog that uses their laptop as a butt scratcher?

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Views 1706

Giant milk.

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Memo sent out by President Bush in 1992, because his dog was fat.

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Old people Facebook pages.

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Views 113412

This dog has a lot more going through their mind than I do.

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Views 4775

“Am I being detained?”

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Family photo.

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Small dog that looks like Sasquatch.

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Views 1638

Someone’s in the wrong bed.

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Views 864

Big sister.

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Views 4028

If a mad scientist was bitten by a werewolf.

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Views 1226

Massive dump. Here you go, you filthy animals.

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Views 1589

Roast pig head discovered at Atlanta International.

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Views 1710

Facebook never fails.

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Views 3502

Getting ready for tonight like

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Views 80189

Taken to the hospital for attempted suicide, but nothing on his mouth for oxygen?

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Views 1490

“Roses are red, I hate buying food from a concession...”

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Views 865

Here. You need this.

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Views 3122

Beefer teefer.

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Views 1338

So close, and yet so far.

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Views 336

10 year old doggo adopted and brought home.

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Views 3231

Actually representation of me after work.

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Views 1768

Weird looking good girl in the pound.

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Views 1636

Please don’t do this with your baby.

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Views 1574

Looks about right

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Comments 1
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Momma bear and her cub.

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Views 2325

Absolute unit.

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Views 62930

Never have I seen a cat look so proud.

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Comments 78
Views 147295

Preach it!

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Comments 629
Views 154638

The 10th thing I favorited on the Imgur.

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”Roses are red, I hope you’re a reader, because a...”

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Views 879

For anyone wondering g about the cat in the tail slam video, they are safe.

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When you want a Christmas picture of your cat.

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Polk County likes to get creative with their crime reports.

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Views 3647

Anyone in healthcare can sympathize with knowing a few elderly patients like this...

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Views 791

Italian bariatric ambulances have a whale on the back of their vans.

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Views 3060

Sounds about right.

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Comments 277
Views 117023

Doggo tried to be a service dog.

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Views 99509

This is his bag. Do not touch his bag.

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I just found this glorious MAGA thing on my feed today...

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Comments 72
Views 4864

Maturity in politics. (Central Florida)

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Views 2865

Merican‘ doggo.

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Comments 137
Views 97296
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