Conejito Goes to Camp, Awkwardness Follows

Aug 12, 2015 1:12 PM

Conejito

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I would've gone! Noooo!

I am so bad at small talk

* http://i.imgur.com/nq5V9vD.png
I probably sounded like an ungrateful ass. Doh! Sorry
The meals following that lunch were much better. Thank you, Sarah, you're amazing!

And with the founder

Probably meant nothing, right?

Tents have no door knobs to hang socks on

Being awkward somewhere else probably delayed me from getting my headlamp.

Also, I just realized that greasy handprint on my sleeping pad probably wasn't from my late night steak quesadilla... (sigh) dammit

Mission: Accomplished?

There were only ~50 Lurker merit badges available (~500 people) and Imgur staff were very reluctant to give them out. You basically had to do nothing to get one (no activities, no other previous merit badges. Just. Nothing.)

Not sure if I'm proud that I got one or embarrassed that I was caught in action :/

Later That Night, Finally a Good One, or wait...

Presenter Marc Boyan from The Planetary Society //www.planetary.org asked the crowd what is this a picture of: http://i.imgur.com/sBzCntw.jpg
A: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pillars_of_Creation

He also led a fun stargazing hike that night...

@joped et al., I'm so sorry

* http://imgur.com//JW8NN2w
I only found out 2 days later that I didn't ruin your photo. @joped, the photographer, I'm so sorry :( I had no idea what was going on over there.

It was very dark, and alcohol was involved

Damage report: nasty ankle and knee bruises. Uncomfortably squished the 2-pc McNuggets. Physical Recovery: 3-4 days. Emotional Recovery: 3-4 months

in gray, top left

username "bunnie" was taken, so bunny in Spanish had to do. Coe-neh-hee-toe, not cone-ji-to.

Dinner and the CuntSparkle Quartet! (me with hat, in back)

Got lurked on while lurking. Photo by @whosyourdoctor

STILL had a great time! 10/10 would return!

I'm definitely writing only the facepalm-y ones, probably because it is easier for me to remember/dwell on those. I'm not usually so awkward (a common refrain), I felt like I received all The Awkward I had avoided for the last several years in one huge dose. I guess what I am trying to say is I still had a good time regardless, and Camp Imgur wasn't just for the popular/attractive/cool/proud/whatever-trait-you-aren't people, it's for everyone.

And on the plus side, the panels, activities, comedians, and location were amazing! Really great choices all-around! AND I met a ton of kind, helpful, genuine, downright awesome people so I can say for me, it was a fun time!

Camp Imgur 2016! @sarah pls

Bonus!

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Right fucking on OP

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I love the RDJ sherlock holmes-style damage report lol

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You got it!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good to know you had a nice time :) Also it all seems like a good part of the experience.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Long time lurker here, a lot of Imgur goes over my head bt I gotta say well done on going. You put yourself out there, and that's admirable.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thanks dude

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you are the version of an imgurite we expected most at camp to be. Find solace in this upvote.

11 years ago | Likes 415 Dislikes 1

An imgurian in it's purest form.

11 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

This is exactly how i would picture my own experience, but I still wanna go haha. His closing pep talk is nice.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

There was probably someone that lurked so hard that they never even got noticed to get a lurker badge.

11 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 0

tbh i don't see how it's awkward that OP got it. ultra rare badge, and he didn't even have to 100% fulfill the condition? Score!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They wandered around trying to spot all the lurkers, but you might be right.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That would totally have been me if I'd have gone. Always happens to me.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

That was almost me. I am pretty shy so didn't talk lots. Lurked lots. Didn't ask for badge or get noticed. Another person asked an employee

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

about me getting a badge by saying 'she's legitimately lurked the whole time' on Monday. Employe looked at me and was like 'yeah you've

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

lurked a lot this weekend' and went and got me a badge. got the last one. she had to peel one off of a sash cause they didn't have any other

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

go me? :( I really need to learn how to push myself out of my shell more. I had fun, but not lurking would've been nice.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Congrats on the badge at least, thanks for sharing your fantastic story. You'll get there someday!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh hunny - you're absolutely adorable <3

11 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 4

:D

11 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

can confirm...is awkward.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Did we meet?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

no. i was just commenting about the posts. i enjoyed every bit of them by the way. congrats on getting out and enjoying camping.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right on, dude!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Conejito for imgur-ambassador.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I cringed reading most of this

11 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 8

what is this gif from?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pitch Perfect 2 apparently

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

is there a reason you don't get your own tent? Like bring your own?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Some brought there own, I did, but was lazy and didn't want to set it up. I mean free roomy tent?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Guess if that's your thing. I'm a social person but when it's time for nappy I want my space. To each their own

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I cringed the most at the 3 guitarist picture. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Thank god i'm not the only one

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

95% of the content that has come out of camp imgur has been at least a little cringeworthy.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yeah this was pretty rough

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm so naive. I was trying to figure out why someone would hang their socks on knobs....

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

So far, I've enjoyed this camp post...er, post-camp post?...the most! Glad you had a fun--if awkward--time!

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Me too! This made me really want to go next time. Must have been awesome :)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks :)

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

In Spain your name also means little pussy.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dammit! Well, fuck me, I guess.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Take my upvote, you beautiful disaster.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yikes dude, yikes.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

About as cringey as I expected most people's experiences to be

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

DougDimmadomeOwneroftheDimsdaleDimmadome.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always protect the mcnuggets

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Camp Imgur sounds unhygenic.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey, that's me right under you on the sign in wall!!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

10/10 would have done all that and worse.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's a special place waiting for you, if you are ever in Milwaukee. http://imgur.com/7hl30ug

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sweet! Also, just learned my username is Spanish slang for pussy, so fuck me, let's eat!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those late night quesadillas were fucking delicious!!! Seriosuly.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah! So good! I spotted money for one of the imgur PR ladies to get one. Michelle if you're reading this, send me a hat, please!

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yeah michelle! We bonded after she got a beer spilled on her. Give this rabbit a hat!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I saw that happen. Looked like it sucked

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Listen, If I wanted to hear about socially awkward people hanging around in the woods being miserable, I'd talk about myself.

11 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 13

I wasn't miserable tho

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

I am proud to be a member of the " @cuntsparkle quartet "

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You guys were awesome!

11 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 0

Anyways, here's wonderwall.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Sweet times playing tunes every day

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

To whomever was playing banjo, hooray! I'm a bluegrass musician, so seeing anyone playing banjo outside of bluegrass gigs is very exciting.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He was actually the resort security guy. HAHA He was awesome.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For Camp next year, ya'll need shirts. Do you guys have the names of the other 2 guys?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Was Tyler in banjo and @porcupinebear on guitar

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next year I'm bringing a battery powered amp, a drum machine and some synths. We can make folksy-country-woods-techno!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking. Bad. Ass.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just realized another was playing a bass. Props for that too, cuz that's my instrument.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's me!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hooray for ACOUSTIC bass players! You rock! (acoustic bass player here)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hooray for bass players! You rock!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You guys rocked it.

11 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

Thank you . . .fartboner. . .

11 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

I was inflatuated with how you guys came together and performed. Really erected a group that put a smile on everyone's face.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Fartboner was my father. Please call me Fartboner69.

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Lmao

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

you tried

11 years ago | Likes 222 Dislikes 0

Good effort!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Therewasanattempt.png

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Hahah

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna print this out! ahahah

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How do you accidentally follow someone?

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I have DEFINITELY accidentally followed someone before. You think you're going different ways, and then suddenly: you're a stalker

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

have you not seen superbad?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We left the campfire at different times, I didn't know what direction she went. I walk fast, and accidentally caught up to her. That's how

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

At least you went. I lurked from two thousand miles away.

11 years ago | Likes 1444 Dislikes 2

i wish i could have gone. spent weeks trying to work out my finances but i just couldn't get a new job in time

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where are our badges!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I lurked from Japan. We should get special long distance lurker patches.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeppers.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeppers.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i seriously regret not going. was only a couple of hours away. didnt go because it was a week before my 21st, so i couldnt bring my own beer

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They'd have probably got you drunk just for that. Lol

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I lurked from so far away, that I have to express it in kilometres.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah...I should go next year if they have it

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're nowhere near European-level lurking though.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yea! WHERES OUR BADGE @serrur

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

so many people I wanted to meet. Coulda had friends. ugh

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep. Could have met people. Seen trees and stuff. Used real life puns and been laughed "with".

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

sitting at home alone in the dark looking at campers posts was fun too

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me and my SO built a living room fort and had our own camp. Even had smores. Almost burnt the house down but it was fun.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oh

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i lurked from 3k miles.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I lurked from Scotland. [Over 5000!!!!]

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Scotland Foreveeeerrrr!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lurked from across the Pacific, even with the most powerful typhoon for 2015 nearby.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Canadian lurker

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm nobody, anyhow. I wanted to go, but... I can't say I saw the point.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too. Midwest lurking.

11 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

wheres our damn badge?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Michigan lurking here!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah? Well I'm lurking on your lurking.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Put your shirt back on.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah! South St Louis. Where from are you lurking?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Janesville, WI - I'll be in your next of the woods next week! I'm visiting fam in Affton, MO

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's right near me! Let's grab a beer or eight!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Springfield represent.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

lurking from new england

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lurking from actual England, beat that!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we did. in the revolution, and in 1812. check mate.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Touché sir! XD

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a nutmegger. Damn, camp Imgur looks fun.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

in essence, we were the ultimate lurkers ad should all get badges

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

@sarah, this please. I lurked all the way from Portugal!

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

^winner right here!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey, I lurked from Serbia! Nobody even knows this state exists

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Im sorry you guys gotta deal with all the terrorism right now.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think (almost) everybody in (at least) Europe knows about Serbia.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do...............

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds about right. We need a Camp Imgur in Canada. I will organize it. I have a 3 man tent and a couple keg taps to start us off.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Let's do it! Maybe in B.C. away from monster flies?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

B.C. it is. I was just in Tofino it's my favourite place in the world.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 man tent? How bout a one man, two ladies tent? Ah who am I kidding

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It has served that purpose before.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'll take things that didn't happen for $500, Alex

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People are skeptics I know. It went down. But you have no reason to believe me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lurking from Florida!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@conejito ! We met by the campfire and you told me your creep creep story!

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@conejito doesn't know you followed him to his hometown and crashed through his fence for paybacks.

11 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

*giddy with excitement* WAIT, IS THIS THE GIRL FROM THE CAMPFIRE CHAT? WHEN'S THE BIG DAY?

11 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

No, this was who I told the awkward story to the next morning

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Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

@conejito yes! Long drive but alive! Come find me on imgur community ! I can't believe I didn't get anyone's contact info...

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Me neither. I'm pretty terrible about exchanging contacts info (I'll forget to ask). Anywho, see you in the Community

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey! Safe travels back to socal?

11 years ago | Likes 443 Dislikes 0

Hey dude iamdeeppurple just called me and said "yes".

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

*crickets*

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

RIP

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

*No replies found*

11 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Poor @conejito ... maybe one day he'll get a reply

11 years ago | Likes 281 Dislikes 1

This is not that girl

11 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 1

He knows, he is just saying that because @iamdeeppurple hasn't responded back to you

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

None now either

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