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I would've gone! Noooo!
I am so bad at small talk
* http://i.imgur.com/nq5V9vD.png
I probably sounded like an ungrateful ass. Doh! Sorry
The meals following that lunch were much better. Thank you, Sarah, you're amazing!
And with the founder
Probably meant nothing, right?
Tents have no door knobs to hang socks on
Being awkward somewhere else probably delayed me from getting my headlamp.
Also, I just realized that greasy handprint on my sleeping pad probably wasn't from my late night steak quesadilla... (sigh) dammit
Mission: Accomplished?
There were only ~50 Lurker merit badges available (~500 people) and Imgur staff were very reluctant to give them out. You basically had to do nothing to get one (no activities, no other previous merit badges. Just. Nothing.)
Not sure if I'm proud that I got one or embarrassed that I was caught in action :/
Later That Night, Finally a Good One, or wait...
Presenter Marc Boyan from The Planetary Society //www.planetary.org asked the crowd what is this a picture of: http://i.imgur.com/sBzCntw.jpg
A: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pillars_of_Creation
He also led a fun stargazing hike that night...
@joped et al., I'm so sorry
* http://imgur.com//JW8NN2w
I only found out 2 days later that I didn't ruin your photo. @joped, the photographer, I'm so sorry :( I had no idea what was going on over there.
It was very dark, and alcohol was involved
Damage report: nasty ankle and knee bruises. Uncomfortably squished the 2-pc McNuggets. Physical Recovery: 3-4 days. Emotional Recovery: 3-4 months
in gray, top left
username "bunnie" was taken, so bunny in Spanish had to do. Coe-neh-hee-toe, not cone-ji-to.
Dinner and the CuntSparkle Quartet! (me with hat, in back)
Got lurked on while lurking. Photo by @whosyourdoctor
STILL had a great time! 10/10 would return!
I'm definitely writing only the facepalm-y ones, probably because it is easier for me to remember/dwell on those. I'm not usually so awkward (a common refrain), I felt like I received all The Awkward I had avoided for the last several years in one huge dose. I guess what I am trying to say is I still had a good time regardless, and Camp Imgur wasn't just for the popular/attractive/cool/proud/whatever-trait-you-aren't people, it's for everyone.
And on the plus side, the panels, activities, comedians, and location were amazing! Really great choices all-around! AND I met a ton of kind, helpful, genuine, downright awesome people so I can say for me, it was a fun time!
Camp Imgur 2016! @sarah pls
Bonus!
JavertYourAss
Right fucking on OP
blooberries
I love the RDJ sherlock holmes-style damage report lol
Conejito
You got it!
delverofgrixis
Good to know you had a nice time :) Also it all seems like a good part of the experience.
TheReluctantCaptain
Long time lurker here, a lot of Imgur goes over my head bt I gotta say well done on going. You put yourself out there, and that's admirable.
Conejito
Thanks dude
zookeeperispaidinpeanuts
I think you are the version of an imgurite we expected most at camp to be. Find solace in this upvote.
FartBoner69
An imgurian in it's purest form.
resipsaloquitor
This is exactly how i would picture my own experience, but I still wanna go haha. His closing pep talk is nice.
ImmortalAzrael
There was probably someone that lurked so hard that they never even got noticed to get a lurker badge.
WhimsicalCalamari
tbh i don't see how it's awkward that OP got it. ultra rare badge, and he didn't even have to 100% fulfill the condition? Score!
AmiAthena
They wandered around trying to spot all the lurkers, but you might be right.
StarrryNight
That would totally have been me if I'd have gone. Always happens to me.
grapereaction
That was almost me. I am pretty shy so didn't talk lots. Lurked lots. Didn't ask for badge or get noticed. Another person asked an employee
grapereaction
about me getting a badge by saying 'she's legitimately lurked the whole time' on Monday. Employe looked at me and was like 'yeah you've
grapereaction
lurked a lot this weekend' and went and got me a badge. got the last one. she had to peel one off of a sash cause they didn't have any other
grapereaction
go me? :( I really need to learn how to push myself out of my shell more. I had fun, but not lurking would've been nice.
medibot
Congrats on the badge at least, thanks for sharing your fantastic story. You'll get there someday!
amluan
Oh hunny - you're absolutely adorable <3
Conejito
:D
ImMrbulldops
*whispers* dude youre totaly in
amluan
http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120627/1000/it_takes_all_sorts_to_give_a_wink_50.gif
dustynugs
can confirm...is awkward.
Conejito
Did we meet?
dustynugs
no. i was just commenting about the posts. i enjoyed every bit of them by the way. congrats on getting out and enjoying camping.
Conejito
Right on, dude!
swampwish
Conejito for imgur-ambassador.
IFuckOnTheSecondDate
I cringed reading most of this
cwr3ck
what is this gif from?
IFuckOnTheSecondDate
Pitch Perfect 2 apparently
ThatBabyDontLookLikeMe
is there a reason you don't get your own tent? Like bring your own?
Conejito
Some brought there own, I did, but was lazy and didn't want to set it up. I mean free roomy tent?
ThatBabyDontLookLikeMe
Guess if that's your thing. I'm a social person but when it's time for nappy I want my space. To each their own
NotCreativeEnoughToThinkOfSomethingOriginal
I cringed the most at the 3 guitarist picture. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
BustAnut93
Thank god i'm not the only one
AKittenRidingABurritoThroughSpace
95% of the content that has come out of camp imgur has been at least a little cringeworthy.
DanielGayLewis
Yeah this was pretty rough
ilovecrazydogs
I'm so naive. I was trying to figure out why someone would hang their socks on knobs....
k2viking
So far, I've enjoyed this camp post...er, post-camp post?...the most! Glad you had a fun--if awkward--time!
justiina
Me too! This made me really want to go next time. Must have been awesome :)
Conejito
Thanks :)
mycatisstan
In Spain your name also means little pussy.
Conejito
Dammit! Well, fuck me, I guess.
AtomicDJ
Take my upvote, you beautiful disaster.
DARfuckinROCKS
yikes dude, yikes.
StarryPlough
About as cringey as I expected most people's experiences to be
igunn3r
DougDimmadomeOwneroftheDimsdaleDimmadome.
brickforpresident
Always protect the mcnuggets
bawnni
Camp Imgur sounds unhygenic.
Mystic5523
Hey, that's me right under you on the sign in wall!!
HoverCatOne
10/10 would have done all that and worse.
saganworshipper
There's a special place waiting for you, if you are ever in Milwaukee. http://imgur.com/7hl30ug
Conejito
Sweet! Also, just learned my username is Spanish slang for pussy, so fuck me, let's eat!
istherelifeonmars
Those late night quesadillas were fucking delicious!!! Seriosuly.
Conejito
Hell yeah! So good! I spotted money for one of the imgur PR ladies to get one. Michelle if you're reading this, send me a hat, please!
istherelifeonmars
Yeah michelle! We bonded after she got a beer spilled on her. Give this rabbit a hat!
Conejito
I saw that happen. Looked like it sucked
flotillaonline
Listen, If I wanted to hear about socially awkward people hanging around in the woods being miserable, I'd talk about myself.
Conejito
I wasn't miserable tho
DinoQueenJoules
I am proud to be a member of the " @cuntsparkle quartet "
Conejito
You guys were awesome!
kutison
Anyways, here's wonderwall.
ArtSparkle
Sweet times playing tunes every day
BlueBassist
To whomever was playing banjo, hooray! I'm a bluegrass musician, so seeing anyone playing banjo outside of bluegrass gigs is very exciting.
CamelHolocaust
He was actually the resort security guy. HAHA He was awesome.
CamelHolocaust
For Camp next year, ya'll need shirts. Do you guys have the names of the other 2 guys?
DinoQueenJoules
Yeah. Was Tyler in banjo and @porcupinebear on guitar
LarvaLamp
Next year I'm bringing a battery powered amp, a drum machine and some synths. We can make folksy-country-woods-techno!
CamelHolocaust
Fucking. Bad. Ass.
BlueBassist
Just realized another was playing a bass. Props for that too, cuz that's my instrument.
DinoQueenJoules
That's me!
jazzhead
Hooray for ACOUSTIC bass players! You rock! (acoustic bass player here)
BlueBassist
Hooray for bass players! You rock!
FartBoner69
You guys rocked it.
DinoQueenJoules
Thank you . . .fartboner. . .
FartBoner69
I was inflatuated with how you guys came together and performed. Really erected a group that put a smile on everyone's face.
Lalael
Fartboner was my father. Please call me Fartboner69.
FartBoner69
Lmao
jugeyfruits
you tried
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Good effort!
Krakencrotch
Therewasanattempt.png
Conejito
Hahah
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Conejito
I'm gonna print this out! ahahah
DarkWingDerpy
FHyland
How do you accidentally follow someone?
Ohmyrowling
I have DEFINITELY accidentally followed someone before. You think you're going different ways, and then suddenly: you're a stalker
noonerspisms
have you not seen superbad?
Conejito
We left the campfire at different times, I didn't know what direction she went. I walk fast, and accidentally caught up to her. That's how
BillietheUnicorn42
At least you went. I lurked from two thousand miles away.
bustyblonde
i wish i could have gone. spent weeks trying to work out my finances but i just couldn't get a new job in time
Blissfully
Where are our badges!!
authorannon
I lurked from Japan. We should get special long distance lurker patches.
WhereLBJsNutsHang
Yeppers.
WhereLBJsNutsHang
Yeppers.
minipancho94
i seriously regret not going. was only a couple of hours away. didnt go because it was a week before my 21st, so i couldnt bring my own beer
BillietheUnicorn42
They'd have probably got you drunk just for that. Lol
WhoTheFuckisGavin
I lurked from so far away, that I have to express it in kilometres.
fiercefaerie
Yeah...I should go next year if they have it
Malkiot
You're nowhere near European-level lurking though.
IsMyUsernameAlreadyTaken
Yea! WHERES OUR BADGE @serrur
bustyblonde
so many people I wanted to meet. Coulda had friends. ugh
BillietheUnicorn42
Yep. Could have met people. Seen trees and stuff. Used real life puns and been laughed "with".
bustyblonde
sitting at home alone in the dark looking at campers posts was fun too
BillietheUnicorn42
Me and my SO built a living room fort and had our own camp. Even had smores. Almost burnt the house down but it was fun.
bustyblonde
oh
Okaywiththis
i lurked from 3k miles.
downofathistle
I lurked from Scotland. [Over 5000!!!!]
KelluvaKobra
Scotland Foreveeeerrrr!
entropy13
Lurked from across the Pacific, even with the most powerful typhoon for 2015 nearby.
pollychrome
Canadian lurker
Hikash
I'm nobody, anyhow. I wanted to go, but... I can't say I saw the point.
gammaraycharles
Me too. Midwest lurking.
ApplesdaKitty
wheres our damn badge?
Iamsofaqueen
Michigan lurking here!
aquatanica
Yeah? Well I'm lurking on your lurking.
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
Put your shirt back on.
gammaraycharles
Yeah! South St Louis. Where from are you lurking?
aquatanica
Janesville, WI - I'll be in your next of the woods next week! I'm visiting fam in Affton, MO
gammaraycharles
That's right near me! Let's grab a beer or eight!
Udabest
Springfield represent.
Nepeta33
lurking from new england
Megalith
Lurking from actual England, beat that!
Nepeta33
we did. in the revolution, and in 1812. check mate.
Megalith
Touché sir! XD
ragingkage
As a nutmegger. Damn, camp Imgur looks fun.
DonQuixotic
in essence, we were the ultimate lurkers ad should all get badges
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
@sarah, this please. I lurked all the way from Portugal!
TrustMeImAnEMT
^winner right here!
WeirdKid
Hey, I lurked from Serbia! Nobody even knows this state exists
Devkrovil
Im sorry you guys gotta deal with all the terrorism right now.
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
I think (almost) everybody in (at least) Europe knows about Serbia.
Devkrovil
I do...............
wessyfbaby
Sounds about right. We need a Camp Imgur in Canada. I will organize it. I have a 3 man tent and a couple keg taps to start us off.
crockmonster
Let's do it! Maybe in B.C. away from monster flies?
wessyfbaby
B.C. it is. I was just in Tofino it's my favourite place in the world.
captainclutch
3 man tent? How bout a one man, two ladies tent? Ah who am I kidding
wessyfbaby
It has served that purpose before.
NSAOverlord
I'll take things that didn't happen for $500, Alex
wessyfbaby
People are skeptics I know. It went down. But you have no reason to believe me.
NarcosisIntoTheDeep
Lurking from Florida!
BillietheUnicorn42
Me too!
iamdeeppurple
@conejito ! We met by the campfire and you told me your creep creep story!
Iwanttocutyoucauseimanicesurgeon
@conejito doesn't know you followed him to his hometown and crashed through his fence for paybacks.
ForTheSwarm
*giddy with excitement* WAIT, IS THIS THE GIRL FROM THE CAMPFIRE CHAT? WHEN'S THE BIG DAY?
Conejito
No, this was who I told the awkward story to the next morning
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ForTheSwarm
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
iamdeeppurple
@conejito yes! Long drive but alive! Come find me on imgur community ! I can't believe I didn't get anyone's contact info...
Conejito
Me neither. I'm pretty terrible about exchanging contacts info (I'll forget to ask). Anywho, see you in the Community
Conejito
Hey! Safe travels back to socal?
MongoBro
Hey dude iamdeeppurple just called me and said "yes".
CoolGarbageMan
*crickets*
pizzahand
RIP
joshbaumanspenis
*No replies found*
ThatDisgruntledGnome
Poor @conejito ... maybe one day he'll get a reply
Conejito
This is not that girl
Disgracefully
He knows, he is just saying that because @iamdeeppurple hasn't responded back to you
RogerVMercury1957
None now either