MRW I over hear a girl talking shit behind my back at a Halloween party
I got the Authentic Weather App
I demand a planeternity test!
A useful life lesson
That's why I drink every day.
clever girl...
Playing Cards Against Humanity with us!
Oh snap
Car I was behind on the way home
One can only hope that history will repeat itself
Mrw my dog is scared of her own shadow and growls at me when I get home.
While iPhone got a new imgur app, I'm just sitting here on my android like
Gettin' real tired of your bullshit, Youtube.
Everyone has been talking about the guy who is beyond done. No one has mentioned this other guy who is sitting next to this woman who just looks at her slackjawed the whole time she's talking
Gotta go fast
Tennessee mom outraged over school busses having "satanic" pentagram shaped brake lights.
So I was trying to repair my HDD by creating a bootable utility disk. I was frantically looking for a CD when I got this error.
Only in 'ritain
Slow poke found a new bro.
I've been stuck saying this all day
There needs to be a word for wanting to cuddle something really hard but you don't because that would kill it.
April fools! -.-
Of course. It's so obvious!
"When you say you aint mad and they keep askin why you mad."
Electo Swing Collection
Imgur broke in a new way for me
*vomiting profusely*
MRW I figure out what viralizer is
TGIF
Okay Cyrus.
Lotion of emotion
Hell to the fucking NO!
Anyone who hasn't heard electro swing should definitely check out this guy dancing to it
Unlimited Reese's? Don't mind if I do.
I feel as if this is the case more often than naught
That's a long time to be laughing
Hobbes is my spirit animal
I guess imgur is dead until tomorrow. Thanks imgur (zoom for extra effect)
Now they call it a pizza hut
Statistically, you have a 1 in 4 chance that girl you're giving a shoulder ride to is on her period.
Now they call it a pizza hut
And a sibling
Clever
I would never spill my beer on the dance floor again!
Lovely.
Yer a wizard
The flag means it's ours!
My face hasn't unstuck from disgust yet.
This has been bothering me since I joined
I couldn't find this online so I made it myself. For those REALLY awkward moments.
I didn't know was a 'cakeday' was my first time around. Time to celebrate my 2nd cakeday properly!
D-d-d-drop the bass!
That mic drop would've went off the richter scale
I never thought of it like that.
I'm going to hell
I'll just refresh annnd... DAMMIT!
Pointless