IFuckOnTheSecondDate

115671 pts ยท April 23, 2012


If someone screenshots this, posts it and makes it to the frontpage, I'll release photos of myself in a skin-tight suit for the pleasure of usersub. Other than my free-spirit mentality with my body, I'm your average 29 year old male from the land of cheese

yep

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When you wish upon a star....

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Haven't posted in a while, but that seeing that message made my day (and the gift, of course). Classic #secretsanta2019

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MRW I go on Imgur and I get my cake day notification

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Sorry the servers are so slow today, this happened after I uploaded my latest mixtape

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Now that's a solid lick

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What a lovely political message

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How the fuck is he squinting his eyes?

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I think you're doing it wrong, champ

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Thought you guys would enjoy this magnificent specimen in all of his glory

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Before you say this is late, remember, we celebrate 365 Independence Days here in America.

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Yes. I think it works.

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Major Spoilers for Jurassic World 2

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I've been working 60 hours a week at work for a month, and I get hit with some swine flu level BS. All I want is chicken noodle soup, a back rub, and a four hour hot shower

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When someone calls you out during a company meeting

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Wow...

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ATTENTION SCIENTISTS EVERYWHERE!

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When someone tells you that the new Ghopstbusters is going to be better than the original

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We tried to build an igloo and failed miserably

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I don't give a shit if this is a repost...

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this title could be witty, but it's not

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Nothin' better than some outdoor puck in the State of Hockey

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NASA once brought cats on a plane to test their skills in zero gravity

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Even if you hate Ted Cruz, this is pretty good

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Some photos from Summer/Fall adventures in the Michigan wilderness

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It's my cake day, so here's my pup Reagan

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Damn it feels good to be a Clinton

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If you think you're out of shape, don't feel bad. That's two-time Olympian and three-time NHL All-Star Phil Kessel in back

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skol motherfuckas....

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Never-ending gifs

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This is more true now than it ever could be.

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My theory: Ezra + Sabine = REY (spoilers ahead)

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When you nut and she keeps on sucking

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Best response to the Rams moving to LA

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That look...

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Alan Grayson is a sack of shit

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I ain't got time for your bs Rochelle

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HRW an illegal immigrant is deported in the US

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No fucking way

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This is the world we live in today? There's an actual chance a person could be raped by a bear in a film? What. The. Fuck.

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Now this is good customer relations

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A family was opening Christmas presents on their boat today - in Wisconsin

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SECRET SANTA ARRIVED! YAHHH!!!!!

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How I imagine people react seeing my favorites folder

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danm gurl, talk prehistoric to me

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Only on Halloween

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Never though I'd create my own cool phone background, Lake of the Clouds, Porcupine Mountains, Michigan

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Setting the mood, techie style

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Laugh it up, fuzzball

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When your bro has your back (and your front)

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what a brilliant little shit

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His reaction is perfect

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Oh how I don't miss the freshman dorms

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I could stare at this for hours

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As a Vikings fan...

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Fucking brutal

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Imgur, you know what must be done

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+8 Rads coming right up!

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