Open sesame

Sep 14, 2023 11:45 PM

ARussianAndHisBike

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possum

*Knocks on hood* "This baby can fit so much scream at own ass in it"

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3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Well, there's your problem

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Must be an 05' That's when the EPA mandated a switch from placentals to marsupials.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ahhhhhh also.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Customer reported hissing sound

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3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Classic

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's just the possum air intake for the turbo. Easy to maintain too, since they are omnivores. Plus they have security feature for your Cars and Coffee meetup, if someone is reaching under the hood they will know it and are rushing to ER for rabies shot.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trying to steal the catalytic converter no doubt

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I volunteered at an animal rescue once. If you blow on a possums face while they are doing that they shut down. It was kinda funny actually.

3 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I wanna see this now!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not putting my face close enough to a possum to find out

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They had the possum cages at face level and told me to replace the water on my first day. Told me to blow in their faces if they hissed and charged. It did work, but I didn't go back lmao.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Left some stale pork rinds out, the jawbreakers. Late night, I hear 'cronch cronch cronch' possum was eating them like pretzels

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

'Tis a blessed life.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Couple of days ago is was driving, wearing sandals. Felt something on my foot, thought full of fear it would be a big spider. Noo.. It was a small mouse who hid in my sandals by my toes.... I thought about burning the car and the sandals, but decided to try and catch the mouse. She hd´id again somewhere in the interior, but thank satan i got her on the next stop..

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Were you able to snag and eject her somehow? I'm curious about how if so. (If the solution was more grisly, I'm not judging, but I'll also pass on hearing the details if it's all the same to you)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could catch her with a paper towel and set her outside. She seemed a little ill, like she did not run away but more like she had a broken leg or so. My hope is that there is no nest in my car..

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aw, nicely done. Good on you for doing what you could to handle things gently (but safely for yourself).

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3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

possum power

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Opossum power

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exceptional performance!

3 years ago | Likes 498 Dislikes 1

This happened to my rich friend who had a "winter jeep". The best part is he tried to take a pic with it and it bit his dumb ear! No it didn't have rabbies, and yes it got away. I made sure of it!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what got away? the bite, the possum? the ear?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The camera

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aren't opossums the ones that can't be carriers of rabies? Like they're immune to it or something?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not fully immune, but *incredibly* difficult to infect with rabies because of their natural body temperature. Plus they eat the ticks that carry rabies, so it's a double whammy for preventing rabies spread.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is it screaming or yawning? I don't use sound

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know an orangutan that can get him out of there

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Jennz

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oh nine.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is great

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dimash!

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@abbiistabbii

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

save them!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First thought too

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like your filter's clogged.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He heard you had an engine tick.

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I recognize this... where is it from?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Comic of two alligators finding a pumpkin. /gallery/xCxND

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

the music: https://youtu.be/8-qZD6XHVCA?si=AGjJ9vNCmYzHZDzi

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Vitas is definitely not human.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Different singer, flexing hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBT43YVwcjA

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dimash is an alien. Only explanation.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I accept that.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FAAAARFVERGNUUUUUGEN!!!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bring in the orangutan

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

opossum sesame

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