Shake your phone. Make him danse.

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Would you upvote a night visitor?

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Unbothered. Irradiated. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

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I too am emotionally unemployed

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"He's free to leave!"

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Australian Camp Ground Friends

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3/17/2026

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I have this friend named named Brittni. She has green hair (that’s not relevant to the story. Don’t get lost, it’s just added color, get it?). She and I like opossums. I send her opossum memes. Here are 50 of them so you can also enjoy. Aaaaaaaaa!

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I have a friend named Brittni. We have a pact. I send her opossum memes. She sends me dad jokes. I share the dad jokes with my adult kids. I think he uses to opossum memes to power her magical energy and green hair. All hail Brittni.

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Trio of visitors last night.

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Just Southern Things

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Mass murder!

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Tricked

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September 35

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I have a friend named Brittni. Brittni likes opossums. So when I see opossum memes, I send them to Brittni. The more opossum memes I see, the more the algorithm adjusts. I think I’m OCD a bit. Kevin gets toilet memes, Mike gets coffee memes, Brittni gets

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I hope it means I won the Powerball!

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I love my 'hood.

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A possum found its way into my basement!

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This lil fella went to the wildlife rescue!

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Cat went after this little guy!

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Baby AAAAAAAs

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A daily photo from a furry photographer - Day 639

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brushtail possum fella

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Drawing I did for a club I'm in

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Finally, some good news.

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We have a new cat!

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Pride Possum [oc]

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Copic Possum and wolf [oc]

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Free WiFi?

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Server Possum

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Surprise possum!

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A good response for the haters

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Trash critters unite!

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Possum dump

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Possum!

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Possum at a bar

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Suddenly possum

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Saw a friend at work tonight

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She's into trash

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One of my opossums. There’s still snow on the ground here so they might only have my cat food to eat at the moment. Any idea what they eat during winter?

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First pattern of 2025

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This guy eats the cat food I leave outside for my stray cats. They are harmless. Please don’t harm them in any way. From October this past year.

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Cake Day - Opossum Collection

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Skunks. Fearless Little Critters no matter the opponents size

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Surprise Possum

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Sibling relationships can be chaotic

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Current mood

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Good news, everyone!

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Just published my first ever Children's book: Toni the Punk Rock Possum <3

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How I scare the trick or treaters this year.

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Maybe you are awesome, but are you an opossum?

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North American Starter Pokemon

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Nessie(aka Noodles) the possum getting ready for bed.

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Cakeday Ringtail Possum.

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Will I Clear My Phone Dump? (199) Trash love

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My day yesterday did not go like I expected

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I have a friend named Brittni. She likes possums and opossums. I sent her marsupial memes daily. Shh! Don’t tell her. These are the next 50. (Thanks to Abbistabbi for many of these.)

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