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As stated in comments, artificially fertilized, not created.
I saw it on Reddit and decided if I had to endure it then so do y'all. A little interesting though.
Edit: yay front page, I certainly won't say no to fun pictures, especially on RHM!
clayaking996
To fertilize the eggs and then die. By harvesting the salmon at the hatchery, the hatchery is able to collect nearly every salmon egg
jamesCosmosBaron
So uugghck.. that’s what they uuggk.. actually do to make my ugghkk….Fish? Sorry threw up in my mouth there a little…
UnhelpfulAnswers
Today on "this isn't the fucking imgur post I clicked on"
ZebAsiz
EveryNameIsTakenDammit
Artifishially.
vahnn
Looks like he's pouring a bowl of cereal. Cheery Roes.
Bucushin
clayaking996
When salmon spawn, they are at the end of their life cycle. Female Salmon will lay their eggs, and die. Male salmon will attempt to
SatansBungus
He held the bowl with the gloved hand and stirred the fish dick spit with his bare hand???
RigoryMorty
Why not? It's not toxic.
tacoaboutit
if he keeps this up he’s going to go blind
clayaking996
So think of it as the salmon are within hours of expiring, but their life purpose is completed in bring to pass the next generation
CheeseborgarSoop
Me watching the last dead fish get his cum squeezed out. "That fucker had a lot'ere."
PoppaBigBear
i hate....everything about this
meteorcow
"So then you swirl the fish eggs and jizz with your gloves hand?" "No, the glove holds the bowl! Why do people ask this all the time?"
twerps
Congrats on the sex
DeadpoolsTinyHand
BlueskydragonFX
The 90's had no shame.
emberree
KeatonTS
I did not.
kamosey
ImAGrower
Ah yes the famous Bukkake episode.
rlopez2431415
Dude can you like leave the internet and never come back, cool thanks
Targe0
Sadly by the rules of the internet no, and instead they will be made king of the internet. It's just that kind of place.
rlopez2431415
So is he the Bukkake King? Is that how that works?
Targe0
Depeneds which part of the internet is put in charge of the coronation.
clayaking996
I feel like I have to defend the fish hatcheries in Alaska, which have helped every salmon population recover in the last 50 years
K1d1caru5
How they are created isn’t the problem. It’s how they are raised.
mike13815
In aquaponics setups they're raised humanely, although that's to get cheap produce and not so much cheap fish meat.
szepasszony
Is the problem cruelty, or that it is bad for the environment? Or overuse of antibiotics?
CyanRainNin
Yes
davyclam
Salmon farming at least ticks every box, plus a few more.
K1d1caru5
problem is disease (just like chicken farms) and overuse of medicine causing drug resistant bacteria to form. Plus spreads faster in h20 /1
K1d1caru5
Also they are situated near where non farm fish may travel through and spread diseases to them as well as other species. Not good practice
K1d1caru5
Plus it is not like them swim as much as wild fish. So muscle tone difference. And fish feed could include additives like growth hormones
isetprettygirlsonfire
When I was a kid we'd watch them do this to the salmon at the fish hatchery. Then they release the babies back into river.
K1d1caru5
That’s not where the farmed fish go. That’s why they suck. Get pumped full of antibiotics to stop diseases from killing farm. Awful stuff.
isetprettygirlsonfire
No, but the process shown here is all the same.
K1d1caru5
Process of spawning is the same but rest of the fishes life is very different hatchery born/released vs farmed fish.
isetprettygirlsonfire
Again, they both livee the same life seen here, trapped in ponds and being fed.
ScientistHere
Same here! Nimbus fish hatchery near Sacramento?
isetprettygirlsonfire
And I'm also a scientist haha
isetprettygirlsonfire
Yes!!! Haha Took my son down there several years ago too to feed tge little fish
szepasszony
Is this a real thing or a Rick and Morty reference ?
isetprettygirlsonfire
Real
WontWearAFedoraNorah
Feather river hatchery in Oroville for me! But north of you two
isetprettygirlsonfire
Nice! I played paintball there often, we drove down from Reno
purpydogewoofkitty
I hadn't realized fish jacker-offer was a career option.
Bugdaze
Not until you pay your dues as an entry level fish fluffer.
ThomasThundersword
This kills the fish.
circlebreaker
Beat me to it by a half-hour +1
szepasszony
Salmon die after spawning anyway
K1d1caru5
It’s something many people don’t know. Thanks for explaining. They may also need to know spawning means mating.
LdaQuirm
1 step backwards, 10,000 steps forward.
ThomasThundersword
countbassy
Crab
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
Artificially fertilized, not artificially created. This isnt cyberpunk, we dont have synthfish....yet
Bugdaze
No, but we do have a great advertising tag-line
CyclopticColleague
Synthfish, synthfish, roly-poly synthfish....
Hurro
Eat them up YUM
CroesusFistus
*Artifishially
DontTellMeWhatToDoBawbags
Gibleteousjack
It's not the same kind of jack-in V is used to, but someone has to do it if we want to eat tasty fish later.
Targe0
Yeah and oddly its not that different to how fish normally do it. Females just shoot out the eggs and then the male sprays on them after.
MangoLassi
I, too, saw that episode of Futurama.
sweetnaivety
what about those lures that look like real fish?
LeroyShabazAli
I’m pretty sure Devo has a synthfish
PerpetuityPhoto
This. This post reeks of "Scientific progress is evil" and it's bullshit.
GentryFriedRichFillets
We do have lab grown meats, do those not count?
PerpetuityPhoto
No, they don't, as they are nowhere close to rising to the quality of actual meat yet.
GentryFriedRichFillets
They've made a lot of progress in the last few years, and low quality doesn't mean they don't exist.
Targe0
You say that and yet: https://wyss.harvard.edu/news/biohybrid-fish-made-from-human-cardiac-cells-swims-like-the-heart-beats/
5tonaLisa
Did y'all see him bare back fist that entire process with a glove on the OTHER hand?!?!??
Baltzdelirium
THIS. mother fucker put his bare ass hand in fish jizz. I was cringing a lot.
Kehy
A clean hand is better than a dirty glove when trying to make babies
Baltzdelirium
I'm sure clean gloves exist though
Kehy
Not when handling dirty fish. Eggs fungus over EXTREMELY easily, so if you can keep your hands cleaner than a glove, use hand
SpoonOfDoom
But he's handling the fish with *that* hand as well, so I have no idea how it would be cleaner than the other.
imgurgud
Keeps the skin moisturized.
PandoraZora
That was totally gross. And yet... For some reason, I couldn't stop watching until it was fine. Damn you, #OP
PandoraZora
*done
r3dl8dy
Same. I also had to make my sister watch it!
snappysnaps
Is it okay to lick the bowl? Asking for a friend.
IFoldlyGo
For #1, Gordon might be tempted to sample the batch before the extra is added - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88aDJFdUjH4
ThomasThundersword
no
AkLonewolf
fixed it.
v
RichardPicture
oh sure. But when I do it, everyone stops eating the deviled eggs.
AkLonewolf
cybercry
Yea...thanks ?
AkLonewolf
Hey no problem. I have had the pleasure of being a fish inseminator. Nothing like a long day of whacking salmon milt. Hose people down too.
badatediting
"what do you do?" "I jerk off fish"
Slashenaar
Better or worse than "I stir in the fish jizz"?
tatertots333
Dead fish
Level21Magikarp
I guess otherwise you would be a perve
Widgetboy
Barkinsons
People jerking off animals make good money, with bulls it's a big business
SpartanwithaSkirt
Is that why I hear about wives wanting to get a bull with their husband? ?
greymarch2000
Ah, a fish jizzler!
BuggritMilleniumHandandShrimp
Oh hey, a legit thing a had to do for an undergrad research project looking at sperm viability
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
"new subscribers to my OnlyFins get a Fishjob video!"
SirDistic
"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."
lilmookie
"You get paid to jerk off fish?!" ; "Wait, I can get money for this?!"
MadeYouLookAgain
I had a friend who literally had this job
SqueezitTheClown
And my wife farts into jars. Our budget is 40 Million.
RelartOfGivia
She got an Etsy? Asking for a friend.
BushDidWolf359
Let’s be real tho, in the age of Reddit, a lady could easily make that much farting into jars.
olivertheoctopus
Isn’t there some lady making like $50k or some stupid ass amount rn? God, I’m in the wrong line of work. Need to start selling fairy farts…
PballQhead
Over $200K, actually. https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/fart-jar-tiktok-stephanie-matto-interview-1280395/
olivertheoctopus
Gonnaderpya
If your wife is amouranth I might legit believe it. I mean I wouldn't believe you married amouranth but still
PballQhead
Amouranth isn't the fart jar girl, that's Stephanie Matto.
Gonnaderpya
She's selling them now
PballQhead
JFC. Is there also a bathwater market now or is that still just Belle?
igobeder
Does the dead fish jacker offer get paid extra?
ihateeggs
Oh no, he does it for free. ?
dontlookinmybeard
Only if the fish leaves a positive review.
WeylandYutaniCorp
Five starfish
Fredfinks
Yep, they pay well for the good ones. I got my technique down and everything, cup the tail n all. Happy fish, happy fish farm. $$$
purpydogewoofkitty
Oh god dammit, I just used the phrase fish jacker offer, not having seen your comment. Thought I was so original
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
I doubt there is anything original left to be jacked off... we, as a species, have jacked it all .... hard
igobeder
There's a saying, "great minds think alike".
ZOMGNO
...But only fools think the same
igobeder
Well, I'm Mr. T, and I pity the fool.........
packofhounds
I do this job. Pays about $20/hr, full benefits tho
lilmookie
What does that break down to per fish?
SqueezitTheClown
Can we get some technical details? How’s it work?
packofhounds
Pretty much what you see there except I do rainbow trout so my females live so we just squeeze them out like a tube of toothpaste.
Lugh314159
well shit... that's more than I make in my office job. Hmm... still... I think I'd pay the difference to not jack off fish for a living.
hollowedskin
Lol everyone's freaking out and I'm like 'well that's efficient'.
mike13815
I did aquaponics in college and as part of funding we had to involve vet tech students. They'd "fertilize" the fish eggs just like that.
mike13815
Since we weren't processing fish as food, they'd also inject some weird chemical to have the fish expel their eggs, too.
hollowedskin
That's so interesting!
mike13815
They also had the vet tech students spay and neuter stray animals, and remove the "stink" gland from skunks and re-release them
hollowedskin
Whoa removing the stink glands from skunks... Doesn't that get rid of their ability to defend themselves? That doesn't seem cool
mike13815
And every October the Nursing students would be in swarms outside the food/gym/common areas. They'd run up and ask to practice blood draws.
Targe0
There more efficient methods then that. It's where they do what they did to the female to the males and just cut them open and take out the>
Targe0
sacks its all stored in and put it in a bowl and will do it to multiple males then mix it with multiple females eggs in another bowl ->
Targe0
so as to maintain more genetic diversity as the 1:1 leaves all your fish being siblings and that gets out of hand in a few breeding cycles.
hollowedskin
This is all incredibly fascinating. I had assumed they let them breed naturally and then kept the babies to raise
Targe0
That's too prone to loss. The way they do it the majority of the eggs grow to maturity where as the natural way is highly prone to loss.
mike13815
From my experience the males are purchased from genetically distinct suppliers and females raised locally. You never deal with inbreeding.
Targe0
Some farms handle their own genetic lines. Since it's not too hard to manage it if you have the space for the extra pools.
disposabledom
#2 not with your bare hand NOT WITH YOUR BARE HAND!!!!
Dankking
He used his bear hands!
chefChr1s
He had a glove on the opposite hand too
Barkinsons
He's like the guy who had a rock in his hand and threw the sandwich into the water
frogglesmash
Having worked a similar job, I can say with 90% confidence that he's gotten some in his mouth before. At this point, he's over it.
Akurei00
What's the big deal anyway? I've eaten fish before. This is basically just half a fish.
coyote907
Dude out here rawdoggin fish
SpartanwithaSkirt
Nope. Nuh-uh, take your words back. Do not fuck the fish carcass
Escape2Continue
And his name is Johnny jizz hand
ItSeemsYouHaveSufferedaTerribleFate
Don't kink shame the poor fish man
VanillaJester
I don't think I'd wanna do any of this without gloves on, tbh.
omary95
Right?! Gloved left hand touching the fish. Ungloved right hand gutting those fish's egg sacs, then masturbating the males & stirring?
omary95
omary95
pareidoliaperson
Why, why would you dooo that?? - Ross Geller.
ObliviousStranger
Licks fingers after
ILikeChocolateAndRaspberries
xBoneDaddy
twogloves
Fish egg and semen are both delicious food in Japan. Why not?
TellusEidolon
Well it is caviar
MasterAndPaquete
koops
Spointed84
4charactersorlongerwasalreadytaken
I wonder if he smiled.
saboten13
Literally took his glove off just to get closer to the action
eggmuffin
Why not...?
TurboSloth112
OTHER than contamination, the whole thing just seems gross to people (myself included) mostly cause I don't know how sanitary they are there
Fishworshipper
To be fair, most fresh bodily fluids are pretty sanitary. If they aren't, the thing that they're inside of already has some major problems.
szepasszony
yeah, I don't get why fish semen is any more disgusting than fish shit, fish eggs, or fish guts
InnocentValley
We literally eat fish eggs. Put it in our mouth and eat it. And now people are grossed out by fish semen, which, some also eat human semen.
mebe21
I would not touch those without gloves or immediately washing my hands either.
InnocentValley
To be fair, hands can be washed so yeah, why not. There are grosser things our bare hands touch.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Not as far as I'm concerned
InnocentValley
You've probably not had toddlers with a stomach flu..
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Never plan to either nor watch one for anyone.
SiriHowDoIAdult
Did that guy just give the dead fish a hand job to get his brogurt on those eggs?
byrondio
Imagine that on a resume!
Putitinyomama
BrokeArro
It's called Milt, and is stored in a sack along the inside of its belly.
TheDreadPirateMontoya
The miracle of nature.
TheToofFairy
Shows his hand in there to mixmaster it, and then later they are separating the eggs with a feather?
ButtTrumpett
Guys does ANYONE remember them showing this on like gulls gulla island or magic school-bus in the 90s. Please I’m fucking scarred still. Plz
ButtTrumpett
Google turns up nothing on this but I could fucking draw a picture of this scene. The buckets were white and the children squeezed the fish
ButtTrumpett
If anyone remembers this then please start a support group with me, for us, we’ll be the only members.
somnif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdNrs9RLn_Q
BEATandBLOW
UncleMeaty
Why? How do you do it?
Cangurina
wait until you see what he sticks inside the vat
AuntieCoddswaddle
To make fuck soup, yes.
kroske1
Brogurt....disturbing and hilarious
Nognom
coolcexfalcon
hahahahaha yes, yes he did
MadeYouLookAgain
When I was a commercial fisherman we’d bust nuts in each other’s faces as a joke. But yes you can also make a fish cum.
TheBricking
A new sentence was born today.
Kwaipuak
Wildboys did the same but all in their mouths.....
Imademyselfsquirtle
AND he played with its semen.
HandoB4Javert
See, men
gdex86
Fin job. But while that is a horrific sentence it's factually correct.
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
He's probably cussing out his high school guidance counselor as he does this.
Strategicgnomer
Not to ruin your year but... Some people eat it too. And I don't mean the fish. Or the caviar.
shimmerkitten
Mmmmmmmilt!
APointlessBee
He just... He just full fisted that fish cum.
Gibleteousjack
That's common practice for most meat you consume. Cattle, chickens, pigs, etc. Jackin' makes the world go round, bruh.
theconstantsearch
Dead fish handjob
sindail
And let's not forget stirring it all up with his ungloved hand.
KodiakDDS
Last thing you do if you asphyxiate to death
rlopez2431415
You just watch necrophilia fish porn yes
GoldAnthroWolf
I'm dying at the usage of 'brogurt'!
GRZMNKY
CanadianEngineer
His thing is asphyxiation, don’t kink shame
Putitinyomama
penguin0109
HNGGGGH
AkLonewolf
WeirdandOdd
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
With God as my witness, I never knew "fish fluffer" was a real job.
SerenePrincess013
I'm trying to have a serious convo w/ my sister, & silently losing my shit at "fish fluffer"...
Lugh314159
no no no... 'fluffer' implies your job is to edge them, not to finish them off. This is a full on fish whore.
manulofdoom
He even sticks his hand right into the fish cum
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
"new subscribers to my OnlyFins get a Fishjob video!"
TheSilverSeraph
I hope your comment will get the proper recognition it deserves +1