Trojan man!
Some Shakira for your viewing pleasure
The new karate kid movie looks pretty lit
If only weight loss was so easy
Lava cake antics
Fucking AI. LMAO
Who told you that? - My mom...
You can't park there mate
Why can't we just do a trust fall like normal people?
Why am I like this
Opportunity missed. Should have named him, Taz
Sometimes it do be like that
Step into my parlor said the spider to the flies
When your life is in the shiter. Literally!
Give your post a unique title
When you finally get your kid to clean under their bed
That's not how it works
Do me a favor would ya?
Old MacDonald had a farm - in Dolby Atmos
Sometimes it do be like that
Let your fingers do the walking
How did that get in there?
Brakes! BRAKES! BRAKES!!!
How Lindsay Graham died
Snow Angel
I'd love to do this but I would need people to actually come to my funeral
It's a plague upon humanity
Tampons for god
Day two of dating a Thai girl
Except for those weird fucks that leave their curtains / blinds open
What time is it
Catch me if you can
My most prized possession
When you train your dog to disobey you for clicks
Challenge accepted!!!
This music makes me feel kind of funny - dog probably
Finally something that works!
Where will you be willing the edible finally kicks in?
We have a new member of the family
We've all been there
Yea we know, gay sex is weird
Some people are into that sort of thing
Where there's a will there's a way
Summer fun
Nobody can be that incompe... Nevermind.
Why not just leave it alone man?
We know them as billionaires, millionaires, and MAGA
Ice ice baby
You do what with that???
Recycle your cardboard
You spin me 'round 'round baby 'round 'round
The joys of owning a dog
Dear leader trying another distraction
If you're pregnant be careful
I found my Urn!
Look at that face!
How to recycle the air that escapes your head
That thing you do