MFW Con Air is on
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Guess who's back. Robert Stack.
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1999
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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63
I woke up from a night of drinking to this on my phone. I ain't mad.
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789
When someone asks me a question and then I get nebulized.
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Me in any Battle Royale game
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MRW Last week, when I had to put my dog down after he fought for almost a year against Diabetes, Cushing's Disease and Pancreatitis.
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1146
When I show up to the Halloween party and I'm the only one that dressed up.
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246
Man in black Homer Simpson costume arrested on suspicion of DUI
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1117
When I'm doing my Sean Connery impersonation and my friend asks if I reload shotguns differently or the same way as everyone.
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When I tell my girlfriend I’ve always had trouble sleeping and she suggests I should just try to lay down and close my eyes.
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509
This is Oli. This is my phones wallpaper. When I get stressed, I look at it and I feel a little less tense. Be like Oli.
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450
When it looks like I'm having fun with my friends but i'm actually empty on the inside
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290
How I would like to imagine Arnold on the Celebrity Apprentice.
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174115
Win/win
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505
MFW I see Doc hit 88 MPH
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563
Christmas selfie after my shower. Merry Christmas!
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70
I’m digging the Rent musical tonight
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1276
When I'm rushing to the bathroom but it starts coming out.
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224
When I finally open the pickle jar.
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MRW I'm having a conversation at 3:32am on the third Tuesday of the month and I hear my neighbors sprinklers turn on.
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If I had to pick one actor to replace Bruce in Die Hard, it would be Channing.
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117
Found this at a friends house
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205
How it feels sharing a tiny shower with my S/O.
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617
When I've been waiting over an hour for my girlfriend to get ready and then shes asks me if I'm ready.
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13
When my girlfriend hangs out with my best friend and I
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92
I rescued this guy from my backyard and now this is his life.
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842
Seriously, Best Buy.
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When I run out of Christmas present ideas
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931
As someone who had to put down my dog last year, this put a lump in my throat.
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204
Time flies.
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MRW every time I watch COPS on TV
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478
When my BBW girlfriend says she wants to lose 20 pounds.
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I hope it was seaweed..
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Guys, I think it's broken. Has this happened to anyone else? I tried turning it off and then on again.
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Leonardo DiCaprio has a Swedish doppelganger and he looks crossbred with Matt Damon.
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112
You guys found the Hipster Cop, I've found the Hipster Detective.
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When I accidentally step on my cat and she runs away and disappears.
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MRW my girlfriend catches me using her makeup and weave
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310