ayup

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dirty tricks dept.

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Hello, God? yeah, me again..

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704

WINNING!

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177349

John

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4

211

I've seen enough movies to know

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2077

ikr

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surfs up?

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2

349

Methane bubbles frozen in Lake Baikal, Russia

25

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817

a short dump..

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1510

sigh..

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3

637

ditto

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3358

When you want to watch the Bills-Texans game but like an idiot you have directv..

2

3

318

ok..

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26

847

I dont want to know what they use for dye..

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5

1959

Its my birthday, so... Road Trip!

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4

895

Potential tragedy has a happy ending

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98871

I know the C-Virus is scary, but try working with a 4 year-old dressed like Spiderman perched on the kitchen table behind you whispering "can you hear me breathe". Day 6.

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210523

Scholastic releases new Texas science book approved by Betsy DeVos

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cant wait..

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576

John Fitzgerald Kennedy May 29, 1917 – November 22, 1963

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784

what can I say...

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749

Hope abounds..

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Not even once

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fun enough for me..

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2

2129

oops...

10

3

734

sad

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5

1980

a message from my ex

16

2

672

trump thinks its melania pence thinks its melania and melania is just happy she's not the trois in this ménage à ..

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14

583

A Golden Sunset

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1

726

remember kids..

50

15

1137

Floating Stone sculpture by Smaban Abbas

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8

860

I miss Jake..

21

1

639

forget about the bull...

12

2

500

oops..

0

7

381

worth a try..

23

3

625

yep

50

3

2219

this is fun to do..

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4

2577

I don't want to spoil this, but chapter 14, when they do 'it' without socks..? (in oprah voice) steeeaaamyyy!!

12

10

888

a great coat

15

4

506

what a time to be alive!

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7

646

busted...

14

2

694

Arbys: we dont even try anymore.

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2

420

and no skidmarks..

47

26

1774

Todays the day!

9

5

473

I found this in the discount bin at Kmart. Its mostly just him evicting widows & orphans, and screaming at black people from his limo.

17

9

996

oh boy

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4

2293

Fun fact: If you rip a hole in a net, it will have less holes.

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1006

Boogerisms

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5

996

The more you know

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7

922

nailed it

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4

670

c'mon guys, think this thru..

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oops

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1535

When the nurse is sick of hearing your anti-vaxxer crap..

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ka-ching

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