inteljuggernaut
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my adopted dog helps me play call of duty - when i snipe and he sees movement he barks & i shoot... i love him.
Nov 14, 2012 12:43 PM
inteljuggernaut
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trixos
Anybody else see the Ring in the T.V.?
unkay
my cat climbs all over the fucking screen trying to get me killed
mrblastoff
Does anyone have a pet that isn't adopted?
Bringmorehockeytoimgur
Its a real life Sam! ...With a happier ending of course.
genericusername5
HACKER n00b! DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO!?
chemistrydoc
Well at least you can't call him, "forever alone".
TheBadDad
Please don't stare at the butthole.
LiutenantCheeseburger
Maybe you should have him help you take photos... When you zoom in, teach him to bark when the picture is in focus.
shadowchild2089
I am your shot caller because i love you.
UltraCosmicSpaceFart
You got to live 7 more days, congratulations!
Kangarou
New meanings to seeing-eye dog.
bwiechmann
very relevant- http://quicklol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dog-sniper-no-idea.jpg
ElegantGypsy
Australian army, mate... where dogs are highly trained sharpshooters
ajizzle
enemy contact squirrels to our front 150 meters and approaching permission to engage - dog
JanayLiz10
I wish I had a dog like this!
Minsc
Sharks are so clever!
ImJustLuke
I supposed you could say OP was using.... GAMESHARKS!
430pm
stahp! no seriously though, keep it up
epicor
Sharks! Yes. I like this.
smithenheimer
I missed this.
musicalchairskilledmyentirefamily
i didn't
smithenheimer
Fair enough. Also, what your username made me think of: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/032/373/120345790360.jpg
LordFarquaadsMandible
you should give him a nice potato as a reward... even though you apparently dont have one
SafeNafe
you are a camper
Dylanb
Sniping != Camping. Camping is hiding in a corner with an AK47.
SafeNafe
I know but you must be trained on the same spot waiting for someone to go past if your dog is barking when he sees movement
ilikejucylucys
I wish my dog would do this!! My pup just sits on my lap and bumps my hand when I try to shoot. . this leads to my death. :(
Bringmorehockeytoimgur
But you still love the dog? Yes? I LEAD TO YOUR DEATH BECAUSE I LOVE YOU (dog logic)
ayebeecee
and my dog just shits on the floor. but, i love him too.
cogs
The ultimate wingman.
Iamthebanana
The most awesome teamwork ever.
brittnilovesjake
why are the points not in order?
BecauseimUPVOTEMAN
I know right !!! I wanna be the top comment once :(
trepper88
Totally giving away your sniping position.
DeeJey
what if he farts when he gets surprised :O
racheid77
it would be a Shepherd, god I love those dogs.
Sparticcus
Reason #4562 of why dogs are cooler than cats. sorry imgur dogs win
AngelCakesMultipass
my cat likes to sit on my lap, so i like to let my controller vibrate on him
Disrespexual
I'm imgur shy..how do I break this curse imgurians?
FireIsTheCleanser
Post unpopular opinions until you get enough down vote where you don't care anymore. Then yo u can do whatever you want.
WeenerWinnerChickenDinner
Say what you heart tells you to my child. But for jeebus sake dont u's bad punktuation or bad speeling. innit.
WeenerWinnerChickenDinner
And never bad mouth cats.
WeenerWinnerChickenDinner
Try not to re-post, unless it's a cat gif.
WeenerWinnerChickenDinner
Don't tell lies, unless you're #FalseFacts.
WeenerWinnerChickenDinner
These are the things I've learned. Use them well and take this magic helmet torch to light your way through the large intestine.
GarrettPlatner
As opposed to your biological dog?
BillyJoel
http://memearchive.net/memerial.net/5640/nobody-knows-you-are-a-dog.jpg
sierra750
Let's not talk about his biological dog. It's quite a nasty story.
DeathMach2
no one has the heart to tell him :(
BecauseimUPVOTEMAN
Yep I wanna know how that works ... Maybe ...
quantacostacerveza
That was quite the amusing comment sir. I laughed out loud. Well done, well done.
kittykat
You made me "hehehehe" out-loud.
dachsman71
Probably funniest low key comment I've seen on here. Well played.
ElFergo
How old do you wait for you dog to be before you tell it its adopted?
LetsGoWVU
Y'all managed to slaughter that joke...COME ON! He doesn't think the dude gave birth to the dog!!
syraxthered
Adopted dog = shelter, pet shop ; Biological Family dog = Parent dog was already owned, this new dog was born thereafter
GarrettSalters
Maybe it was adopted from a shelter late in life and needs to be expressed? maybe im just ruining your comment? Cant say for sure.
arvobikkies
woah.. man thought you were the same person and was so confused for a second
NOTALAWYERBUTIPLAYONEONTV
Adoption connotes that the dog was obtained from a shelter whereas a purchased dog from a pet store... but you were probably just joking...
BecauseimUPVOTEMAN
Do you really play a lawyer on tv ?
NOTALAWYERBUTIPLAYONEONTV
Nope but I do play a procrastinating law student in real life!
TastesLikeLove
He'll make a good companion for the apocalypse.
GenericUpvoter
I am Legend? Psh, what about A Boy and His Dog?
greeneyesblueskies
This is who came to my mind! http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2012/01/52fb301246f8a09bfb371c65611a9e41.jpg New Vegas anyone??
skelos
+1 Anything Fallout !
sandrock
dogmeat to the rescue
sandrock
to clarify i do not mean that he will eat him i am referencing the coolest follower in fallout 3
smelliot9
and new vegas!
AlsoKnownAsCharles
Until you get the whole I Am Legend scene going on.
arvobikkies
oh god I am Legend memories :'(
BecauseimUPVOTEMAN
Yep I know , I loved that dog too
HoliBug
Or Fallout3 gameplay..
JustAnAthleticNerd
I wont re-watch that movie for that one reason :(
BecauseimUPVOTEMAN
I have a cat ... She just looks at me play and I swear she smiles when I die ...
MorticianGuy
My cat tries to fuck with me when I'm playing video games so that I give my attention to him, he sits on the cord or attacks my feet.
Griever28
I really did laugh when I read that. Thanks.
MisterWho
That's what cats do. They smile when you die.
enneque
haha it's funny how that just makes me love cats more
HiMyNameIsEllieandILoveTheBrownbolt
Day 59: Human seems displeased with his entertainment activity. I take pleasure in this, he will pay for having me chase that cursed red dot
JHansi
Cats are assholes.
IfyoudontknowhowtousethesubjunctiveIhateyou
Once again, I get to pull this one out. Humans are the only animals that use a smile as an emotional response.
BecauseimUPVOTEMAN
C'mon ... You know what I mean ... :)
IfyoudontknowhowtousethesubjunctiveIhateyou
yeah, but still. (I wonder if we can start a conversation were we don't actually say anything precise, we just use idioms like but still)
BecauseimUPVOTEMAN
Why not ?
longgoblin
I mean but like
IfyoudontknowhowtousethesubjunctiveIhateyou
I guess so.
bobsheadthreateningly
My cats just sit on my hands, or if it's a portable, they sit on the device itself.
BecauseimUPVOTEMAN
Yep I've seen that happen ... And whoever down voted you sucks ...
bobsheadthreateningly
I don't understand downvoters sometimes. I own 3 cats, it's not like I hate them if I criticize their behavior. o_0
bobsheadthreateningly
Also, my cats think sitting = pets. When no pets happen, they MAKE IT happen. Very demanding in their affections.
VforVagina
My dog just barks at Black people on TV :( he's such a racist
storyOfMyFailedLife
Why do you capitalize black?
emilysue87
I'm really enjoying the fact that black was capitalized.
MisterWho
Your dog did nothing wrong.
BecauseimUPVOTEMAN
Or maybe he barks because he loves them ... Hmm , that's still racist though right ?
batarnak
"If I like their race, how can that be racist?" -Jerry Seinfeld
BecauseimUPVOTEMAN
+1