How to stay miserable
Do you ever feel like you are just so incredibly good looking that you have to dump a whole Diet Coke on yourself?
20 years of schooling but I can't get on the day shift.
this is what I look like when I have my shit together in the morning
It is supply and demand.
my dog shelby and our neighbors dog sadie
One of the best parts of becoming an adult
this is basically what happens in my head when a female gives me a hint
Often, when I hear the word, "
Bukowski Responds
as someone with a sick mind... this is my reaction to 90% of LNI
Michael Bay directs Titanic
PSA Mental Health Awareness from 1958
how about 90% of my practical jokes turn out
'Murica
how to piss on hard mode
When Terry Jones dies and you don't even see it on imgur...
she can ride in my saddle anyday
I said see ya later cat
Pretty sure this is how most of the people who repost feel
Before the great Steph Curry there was Ray Allen
I think your ribcage is in for quite a surprise in about... 2 hours
proud to say it has been 60 days without a drink
this is a game I could get behind
this is not an advertisement
When I'm told by someone they are going to beat me at smash brothers...
Since it seems like a birthday kinda day my best friend turned 13 yesterday.
To every guy in every porno ever going, "SSSTHHH YEA STTHH YEA LEMME SEE THAT ASS"
As someone who is fighting a battle with alcoholism and the severe depression that it creates
famous last words, "Hey y'all. Watch this!"
if only Will Smith was this powerful...
any of the girls I know have this reaction when I make a hilariously terrible cheesy joke
easiest question in the world, especially after that run in with the cops for smashing some blokes pots.
Ultimate Frisbee
so that's how he won the race
Thinking about that stupid thing you said to a girl you're into and only realizing how dumb it was 5 hours later...
an instinctual reaction to getting tasered
so apparently girls can have this problem too
ladies and gents... this is why you don't try to post sexy things on the internets
You'll never be as nervous as this in a video game... except perhaps fighting Scar in Lion King
an interesting twist on the game affectionately known as butts up... or wall ball
To all the boyfriends of my female friends
GERONIMO!!!!!
To my brother and the Risk board set up in the basement after 6 months away from home...
LET US LOVE YOU!
where all those high fives where someone's left hanging go
the preview for the sequel to sharknado
This cat is about to find out that there are some things that you don't fuck with
7 Eleven gets you back for that bubble gum you stole when you were 5.
screw the avengers and the justice league
omg did my mom hear that?
excuse me sir... what are you doing?
I fucking love balloons!
Alright Bambi. Put Em Up!
titties for dessert?
those dang new edits of star wars... forgetting the most important things
the manager says, "GET OVER HERE!"
dude wasn't even kissing his beer... but that guy in the background enjoys it nevertheless