Imagine looking in your rearview mirror to see a dumpster with flashing lights, filled to the brim with rotten pork rolling up behind you.

Dec 27, 2025 6:12 PM

Sauce: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/dec/28/las-vegas-police-free-tesla-cybertrucks

I mean i guess it is a good way to know when you have pissed off the boss when you get assigned the should have been recalled dumpster.

8 months ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Every criminal will outrun these by driving up a slight incline.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Free”

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The city probably bought them for Elon's bullshit Hyperloop, only to realize they'd absolutely kill someone in those claustrophobic tunnels, and elected to just give them to the police instead.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Is the donor a local crime boss?

8 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

not only the donor will know their locations, he will be able to turn them off. nice move

8 months ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 3

mofo, they look like Night City's police now

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHO EVER COULD THIS MYSTERIOUS DONOR, WHO OWNS AT LEAST TEN CYBERTRUCKS, BE?! THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Get out in the back of one, just kick the door and the window should open. Read an article on this situation where cities trying to reduce carbon emissions were looking at Teslas for their fleets. The cost to properly outfit a Tesla car or cybertruck for police usage was far more than the cost of the vehicle. This compared to outfitting a Ford Lightning since Ford has much more experience in that space. Interesting read to say the least.

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Also consider that quite a few Police undercover and pursuit vehicles are seized assets, with a budgetary cost upfront of 0$ before outfitting. Point stands though, it's a poor investment to outfit a rolling piece of shit for cop use...

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Title is on point and absolutely savage +1

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could you imagine trying a police car chase in one of those. Death trap for everyone involved.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

what a combo

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

given the erratic driving the po do while chasing(or being menaces) giving them the one with pointy sharp edges seems like a bad idea.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put cops inside mobile firetraps?


okay

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Donated by the reigning crime lord?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So crime when it rains for an easy escape.

8 months ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

rain in las vegas. not so much.

8 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Drive around one of the casinos fountains?

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Except when it does... which is torrential.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ben Horowitz shamelessly buying the loyalty of the police

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a novel way of sabotaging the police.

8 months ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 1

Stick it to 'em!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

What mystery? It’s right in the article:

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lmao good, fuck them cops. Now they will break down AND look stupid too, which is only fitting.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sounds like something a felon would say....

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For those not in the mood to read the article about the 'mysterious' donors:
"The mysterious donor turned out to be Ben Horowitz, co-founder of the Silicon Valley venture capital firm Andreessen Horowitz, and his wife Felicia Horowitz. They came forward just days after McMahill posted the renderings on social media. Horowitz’s firm, one of the best-known in Silicon Valley, invests in a variety of tech companies and spent $400m to help Musk take over Twitter in 2022."

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suckers. Someone just offloaded their problem to the dumbass cops.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probly the same a-holes who donated a bunch of money to build a segregated school for kids with disabilities complete with locked padded rooms the use of which is illegal under Nevada law. They call it Variety.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"tactical vehicles..."

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A certain anonymous donor, we'll call them Elon M. No wait, that's too obvious let's say they're E. Musk...

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Space-X is apparently buying a LOT of them as well. The Cybertruck is a turkey no one wants, so I am willing to bet that this "anonymous donor" was in fact Elon. Who then no doubt claimed the full original asking price of the trucks as the value of his donation.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least it doesn't rain a lot in Vegas.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This may also be a settlement offer from Musk for his complete failure to implement his stupid tunnel thing.

8 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I got off an elevated train, walked down like four flights of stairs, walked down another flight of stairs, got into a car that bounced off the curbs while the "driver" just sat there waiting for the whole thing to go haywire, got out at the station, walked up another flight of stairs, and still had to walk across a parking lot to get to the other end of the convention center. I could have probably just hailed a taxi.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wait, it doesn't even have an escalator?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will say in all honesty that the tunnel thing is cool. You pop up out of the ground like a gopher or something.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 12

You go downstairs and get in the back of a tesla and drive a mile, then go upstairs. You know what would be 1000x more efficient.

A train.

8 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Or, and hear me out here, because it's fucking radical: A bus. Could even use the exact same tunnels and move way more people!

8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Why do you think a bus holds more people than a train?

Tho, for a place like Vegas, an elevated monorail (like from NY,NY to Luxor and Mandalay Bay so you can see the thingies, makes more sense...

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What like this one? https://www.lvmonorail.com

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also the Mandalay-Luxor-Dump Excalibur monorail does not link up with the one at the Park-Cosmopolitan/Bellagio one even though they are RIGHT ACROSS THE FUCKING STREET FROM EACH OTHER AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!

Vegas has a massive amount of fuckage. The weird thing about the tubes is that if someone is being a dick about going under their property you can change directions and go somewhere else. Small enough for a Tesla/little car, won't work for a subway/bus.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think a bus holds more people than a train. So thankfully I never said anything like that. I said a bus could use the exact same existing stupid tunnel system, which lacks tracks.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

or you build a subway like a normal person

8 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

LA barely has a subway system. SF is the only other place you'll find anything like that on the west coast. They simply don't have the density out there.

There are cities you've never heard of in Rhode Island and New Jersey with more population density than anywhere in California, never mind Vegas.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0