Oh good lord, how bad can he fu*k things up?

Jun 28, 2026 5:56 PM

michigander

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https://www.rawstory.com/trump-iran-2677122115/

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Problem is, indigenous development of nuclear industrial capacity is very easy to spot and sabotage or bomb the shit out of. Iran might be better off simply buying a few warheads. Russia kinda needs cash these days.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont worry there will be new "negotiations" until the markets close on friday.
It changes how much the barrel costs but not the amount of actual oil coming out btw.
Good thing the US beat Venezuela's resources out of them so it just hits the rest of the world, minus China.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this for real? Would not be surprised in the least if it was. If Ukraine and Iran make something extremely clear, it is that you need nukes to prevent insane aautocrats from invading your country and the promisses they made before this NOT to invade you, were less than meaningless.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well if you know that usa is going to attack, I would get nukes too because i dont want your stealing, lying, child raping&killing fucking people in my country! you are facist fuck naziland lead by literal pedos and you are okay with it. Dont say anything else bcs its BULLSHIT! you can start to fucking fix things but you just dont. nice words dont work on facist, bullets do.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was today years old when I learned I’m going to be the last of my line.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's improving! His f*ups are getting bigger!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nonsense, Iran already has s much more powerful weapon that is much cheaper... choking the strait

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We haven't seen the depths of his ability to fuck things up, sad to say.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Of course, that is an insider joke. Iran has quickly learned how to troll the orange idiot to the max. They are playing him like the infamous tiny fiddle. And everybody gets it - except him.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's only going to get worse.

2 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Our problem is the amount of fucked is growing by the day.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be fair this was the whole reason they wanted one, America doesn't harass small nuclear powers.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There is only one thing that will deter Trump's imperialist fascism is Iran develop a nuclear weapon.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So next week, we agree to give them an atom bomb if they'll give us a discount on passage through the strait?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree that Iran MUST get a nuclear weapon. This will promote peace in the middle east by restraining Israel's aggression.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Israel has had nukes for decades. Why should they be the only one in the region? Balance is a fine deterrent.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Im sure they will realize that any drone will do and he plays so much golf

2 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Iran considers the DFOTUS to be one of their greatest weapons.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Historical fact: the British stopped trying to assassinate Hitler, when they realised how breathtakingly stupid military decisions he made, after he consolidated full control of the military.

2 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Hitler was Germanys worst enemy.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i can dream

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like only a self described "stable genius" that cause the reflective pond to grow algae.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it would be terrible if Iran gets atomic or nuclear bombs, but lately I can see why they would want these things, need these things

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I don't even know what's worse: a bunch of radical muslims with a nuke or a confirmed PDF file megalomaniac with a god complex running US.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He wants to be the Last President. He keeps pushing these folks to make war and to launch attacks.

I'm almost certain we'll get alerts on our phone telling us there are nuclear missiles in the skies before we get notified of his obituary.

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Can you imagine how far future film makers will have to go to make an american president look like an idiot? "... yeah it's just not realistic enough - hit yourself in the nuts again." "Awwww cmon that's 19 times in the last 2 takes."

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the future seeing a red hat in the background or a copy of art of the deal will be used for visual shorthand like SS armbands and mein kampf are now.
Audience sees that and instantly knows that's the worst person in the movie.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MAGA and Expert are two words that should NEVER meet

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://imgur.com/AkRsaIl

2 months ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 2

Who's Kumail Ninjaily?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

I feel like this is a reference to something

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This was always going to happen. After none of the treaty signers honored the deal with Ukraine giving up its nukes. Everyone saw that and saw the only way to not get invaded was to have nukes. It was always going to spur others to get them long term.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just like Nth Korea, China and Russia had to get The Bomb too. Trump made proliferation an imperative and so Iran must now get the bomb.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More and more countries will do the same, too. What Russia and Israel and the United States have proven is that if you have a nuclear weapon you can bully anyone and no one bothers you. Having a nuke is now National Protection, even if it's just one.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well for now we don’t have to fork over 300 k.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The "man" still control the nuclear codes

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I don't believe for a second Trump controls the nuclear football

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Man” 😹😹😹

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thankfully there are several layers of command between him and the button.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He also controls nachos 🤣 dipped.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@op Iran has declared to such thing. Rawstory, a lazy group of clickbait mofos, is quoting a right wing derper maga idiot who is quoting a clickbait bull**** twitter source that, well, just makes up a lot of bull****.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@op Annnnnd the spam twitter account's source is an anonymous post on a message board, not Iranian state media.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's important is that people are discussing it, thank you for pointing that out and adding to the conversation! The thought that this would be a strategic move Iran would make to gain a negotiating advantage isn't that impossible, though - whether they make it public or not doesn't change that.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, frankly, Iran would be dumb not to get nukes. Dictatorships without weapons of mass destruction get bombed by the US. But that's just a theoretical discussion, as claims that Iran has declared they're going for them are not factual.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm tired of winning. When does it stop?

2 months ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 2

Stops with a mushroom cloud.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Taco shortage, any day now

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When he finally dies.

2 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I fuckin wish. The facsist fucks arent gonna stop until they are all dead.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Him dying changes nothing. All the people pushing this vile fascist agenda will still be there. Miller, Thiel, Murdock, Musk, Adelson, Bezos, etc...

2 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

They at least won't have their dancing monkey to distract everyone from their misdeeds

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Him dying creates a power vacuum. MAGA currently survives on his cult of personality. Without Trump, the base fractures amd the GOP falls apart, leaving room for us to actually get something done.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My only hope is that when he dies the military eats Hegseth for breakfast. Him and his cronies dripping war honey into Donnie’s ear is largely the problem here.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes it does, it means that annoying moron is gone, and as for the rest, here's hoping that the Dems have the spine to carry out this dickheads threat.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dems with spines. That'll be the fucking day. Four years and they couldn't even try a Republican in power for ANYTHING involving Jan 6th.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, they're showing amazing spines in their attacks against Dem-Soc candidates...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fat chance.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When he dies, he will become the perfect Trump for the MAGA party and it's going to get so much worse for us.

In 3 years enough of the nation forgot exactly what a disaster Trump was the first time. A dead Trump will be perfect in their eyes and he won't be constantly fucking things up to remind them of what a self-serving moron he is.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ya that’s my prediction as well, they’ll tune him into a Reagan figure and use his name to rally people for decades. The only thing that stops when he dies is the 40 tweets per day. Which to be fair is nice

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0