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Lokitana
I think Dylan Moran described it just like that in "Like, Totally".
TheEminemPotato
I didnt sleep all night... Idk why but I cant, Im tired and wide awake....
BareyGusey
Well. You aren't wrong.
Upinthecold
Please let this be a thing! More post on same theme!
HelgaBliegle
Literally
FilthyRedmond
decimecano
tecnically correct scaring dad should be a thing
wellnoshit
Like every night
CaptainMaximum
Outside bones! Outside bones! Your teeth are your skeleton escaping!
QuinnTurkishDelight
scrolled until i found it, thank you
truth71
Title made no sense until I read the description; then it made perfect sense.
Davedavedavedavedave
I wish.
fairybug
'Leaf paste' sounds a little creppier, I think.
HappyEngineer
Honey your jaw has too many skele-outcrops so we're going to WELD METAL TO THEM and force them into position over a period of years. OK?
FFKonoko
Don't forget when they get holes, and so they drill bigger holes in them and use some mercury, silver, tin and copper to fill it in.
Jagadid
I haven't heard of dentists using that over ceramic at any time in my life.
FFKonoko
Really? Dental amalgam, for fillings and stuff? Ceramic is for implants and such.
Jagadid
Dental amalgam is the shiny shit right?
FFKonoko
yeah, pretty much
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
All the benefits of being dead with none of the commitment
ABillionDucks
I dunno, the worst part of sleeping is having to wake up.
Paoloc0mments
Once you're done we can push organic materials into your middle flesh bag, where it will be broken down and converted to energy
PluckedDuck
Actually, you aren't unconscious all that time--just different states.
TechPriest97
Solid, liquid and gas?
SerialChillinSpree
TBH, I would choose not to sleep. I realize it would be foregoing dreaming but things I would do while awake and with the time..endless.
Framperton
You would suffer extreme fatigue two days, your thought process would go to shit, and you would die humiliated and without honor.
SerialChillinSpree
It's more of a facetious proposition than anything. I realize sleep is restoration, rebooting and vital but, what if, is all I'm saying.
rezpawner
Bones aren't technically a part of the skeleton, as they are not considered bones. PAAARTY OOOON!
Framperton
WELL THEN WHAT ARE THEY CONSIDERED, THINGS?!
catscatsyeahcats
I think you mean teeth aren't part of the skeleton and are not bones, and you are 100% correct.
kwongdzu
https://youtu.be/taA5bbLpA0s
AnotherImgurianEnglishman
Once I was in the pub and I couldn't stop thinking how absurd it was that we were all in a room drinking liquid for hours and hours.
Framperton
lol
catwilsonaz
sounds about right
SergeantPeppersLonelyHeart
Lay on your special sleep alter in your special sleep clothes in a dark room and remain unconscious while vividly hallucinating
cheeseguy3412
Be sure to cease the flow of electrons through your vacuum sealed melted sand bubbles! The resulting photons are disruptive to this process.
Imghurrr
My special sleep clothes is just a loincloth
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
AtLeastWereNotDetroit
ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE. ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE
iwasmadetobelievetherewouldbeflan
Please close your eyes and try not to have violent hallucinations.
Moonempress
too late
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
Like the ones where something super evil is gonna get you and you try to move or scream and you can't. You can only accept your fate...
Konoton
Or you can't run fast.
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
misskittyamazing
Pecking order!
alcoholicgiraffe
All these squares make a circle, all these squares make a circle....
MeMomsSpaghetti
Name checks out.
MayaGO
POPO!
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
PECKING ORDER!
MayaGO
It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside dirt, popo's stool, kami then popo any questions?
emptykeg
Do you smell that? It's because part of your brain hangs down into your sinuses
prodeluxe
And do not allow dangerous insects to consume your flesh.
SergeantPeppersLonelyHeart
I read that like Starfire from Teen Titans
prodeluxe
I wrote it in Starfire's voice
SgtEziosRequiem
Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?
SgtEziosRequiem
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/teentitans/images/6/6f/Puppet.png/revision/latest?cb=20101228184332
thefreshjedi
what in theee fuck are you talking about?
okanimi
Translation: " kids have you brushed your teeth? Than it's time to sleep."
SanguineUmbra
"Brush your teeth before you go to bed"
thefreshjedi
so why not just fucking say that for christ sake? extra words do not make you sound more intelligent?
Framperton
Because it's a joke. It's truly sad something so easy to understand went so far over your simple head.
Monaclu
Fine. Go the fuck to bed, you paleolithic thunder slut.
AnotherImgurianEnglishman
That's not the point in the post.
Framperton
thefreshjedi's a fucking dumbass, he won't understand what you're trying to tell him, he is far too rekt, and far too stupid.
SanguineUmbra
It's not supposed to sound more intelligent. It's supposed to sound weird.
whathappensifichangethistext
True
CringeBinge
How many marijuanas did you smoke?
trollpie
November 32nd
Cambino
Seven.
CringeBinge
Seven whole? Sheeeit!
jigglehiggins
Mission report December 16 1991
Kilahti
Smoke? I thought you were supposed to inject them...
Amazinglightbulb
1. Type "christians against" in Facebook search engine 2. Select among the results (there's one about weed) 3. Enjoy
Jessicm4
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ottopotto
Yes
CringeBinge
TylerDarko
So many.
hawthorneandash