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Contest.
True Story
Thanks for asking.
His early college years
Meanwhile, everyone else is hung over and making bad decisions.
Bon Appetit
*pop*
Cutler is next on the chopping block
True Story
MRW you're ordering food and ask your wife if she wants anything, she says no. As you're about to take a bite from your burger she says....
One of my top 4!
GOT: The Wooden Throne
For a kids place, it's pretty good.
OH GOD OH GOD
Coffee makes me poop and sleepy
Photobomb Master
Money don't grow on trees
What happens after Easter...
Coming from the Midwest...
FML
And then begins the wack season.
My biggest peeve
At least 6-7 times a day
itch itch itch
He murdered his girlfriend, his girlfriends mother and his daughter...
Dear Imgurians,
So tell me what you want what you really really want
MRW I buy my wife something nice (recently) and she sees someone else with something more modern...and she says
Twizzlers
Honesty is the best policy.
3 hours in one store.
Well it gets rid of one problem.
Spring? You mean Extended Winter?
But is it drill proof?
My opinion on the next GOT season
Black Santa stole his bike,
Luckily the office has a good sense of humor
Everyone always asks me if I'm cold...it used to suck but now I call myself Nipple Man.
*Crickets*
It has to be true, as he said he's a prince.
Mandatory voting? Here's my candidate.
Pizza Pits
I dropped a Hankey.
Everyone knows a Bob..
Smells like lemons
Ugh
Please don't crucify me for this
I got 5 on it.
Now I have volcano insurance.
Here's a small tale
Just took a deep breath (More to story...)
OH MY LAWD
The sensation
Hello Kitty, Eater of Souls.
It's busy but that's really it.
The pop...just for your pussy
Nailed it