Get absolutely bent you silver-spoon jerks.

Nov 13, 2024 6:51 PM

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"Polyworking" is their way of spinning it to sound nice that people have to work multiple jobs to survive because YOU DON'T PAY PEOPLE ENOUGH TO FUCKING LIVE.

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Fuck that, I'd rather be a somali pirate.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Extremely dystopian for media to make this sound like a good thing. It is not. It is bad. Very bad!

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"You should be happy to have the boot on your throat" is the fucking message in these "opinion" pieces that always tells me who was really typing at the keyboard.

2 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 1

Organize, unionize. Negotiate a contract or get the laws changed so that businesses have to offer benefits to part time employees and this will change overnight.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Overnight? Not even close. It's gonna take a LOT of time and effort, both before AND after the right people are in government offices to make it happen at a non-snail's pace.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My "brand"? Wut da fuck!? I don't want a brand. Dumb.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Stupid as fuck phrasing, but it's just the old basic "sell yourself skills-wise to an employer so they hire you and keep you employed".

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I am not a brand. I don't want a personal brand. I want to afford mortgage.

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Really, I hate the advent of this "everyone is a product that needs to be sold" mentality that has taken over since the dawn of the internet/social media.

Not everyone has the time, energy, or even interest in being their own "brand" or "influencer" or whatever corporate jargon applies here. Some people just want a decent paycheck and be treated like a human being.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's the updated Elephant Man: "I AM NOT A BRAND! I AM A HUMAN BEING!"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Old man rant that already commented last week on this bullshit....

Poly work huh?

Let's call it what it is. Me losing time to commute from one role to another because it isn't full time work or some asshat hiring two people to dodge benefits.cost.

Poly work?

I got something else that's poly....

Poly Deez fucking nutz.

SMH

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You should poly work! Every corporation once you start working for them. You must dedicate your life to us and no other.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of a "work/life balance" image an exec shared with his whole department. Trying to say that it's ok if we work different hours than aren't all linear (ignoring that most of us are tied to clients who expect us to be available during business hours). He unironically shared this shitty image that shows only one option where the LEAST work you can do is 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, and the others are "fit little bits of life in around work"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you have 3 or more jobs at the same time you will pay hella when taxes come

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile Employers be like 'Sign this NDA which prohibits you from working in or doing work within the same field'.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"...a growing trend..." Because people can't afford to work on one, full-time job! It's not a choice, it's people being forced into it. Holy shit.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol. His job is to write that drivel.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah, he seems like a fucking douche.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/williamarruda/

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Even without the problem of a non-compete in your industry, most of the 2nd job options I looked at were still 1st shift so I couldn’t do that and my day job. For all my former colleagues who were quiet quitting they weren’t taking backup jobs. Burnout has got to be high, assuming you have no family or personal life outside of sleeping.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's also assuming both jobs have a set schedule and neither is looking for "open availability"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We had a security guard who would start shift in this building, like 20 min later, put on a different jacket and head to a different building. Thats polyworking to me, not serial jobs, parallel jobs.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eat my ass, Forbes.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm going to fucking polywork in my main job then. I and going to do all the jobs cuz I'm an immigrant so I'm going to go job stealing now

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, they couldn't possibly just say "People Are Still Poor and Exhausted" every week, could they?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I almost threw up when it said "impact on your brand". Ugh. I already hated the person brand type of bullshit with celebs and influencers and at least it made sense there. This is just...ugh.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Polyworking with a side"... they're trying to imply that you should do even more work.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Course they are. Hell, 10 years back my boss suggested we try the Chinese method and have staff sleep in shifts using cots within our workplace. 1. Was a company in the UK, there was only 2 employees this would affect, myself and my assistant... He was very annoyed when I told him he could drop dead if he tried it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

back in my day we called that "moonlighting" or "having a second job"

2 years ago | Likes 239 Dislikes 1

♫ "Some walk by night. Some fly by day. Nothing could change you. Set and sure of the way." --Madeline Hayes

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now we call it "barely scraping by".

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's been "side hustle" for a while now. I guess the language is moving on, now.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Whoa easy, those terms already have definition and thus we cannot use them based on that. We would much rather think of new words, and add a more modern definition to them :) thank you and have a great day.
-Corporate

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now you need a "side-hustle" besides your second job.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nonono i see where you're getting confused- "moonlighting" was seen as a negative thing. this is positive! look! it's "poly"!

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

don't forget that it can have a major impact on your brand.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I thought it’s moonshining?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

moonlighting because your second job was usually done at night

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Involving copper kettles and corn mash, yes?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You can moonlight as a moonshiner, and you might have to, if the Jesus freaks bring back prohibition.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hahaha yeah.... Anheuser-Busch, Miller, and Coors will not allow such things. Those are massive donors that will suddenly stop donating political funds

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Personal branding? Normal workers don't have brands. No employer gives a shit if their cashier also drives ambulances or works a customer support hotline. Caring about your personal brand is for people who are doing well enough they don't need polyworking.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm a consultant and in theory I have a "brand" but truthfully I just have other people who say, "you're doing this, this is the person you use." Folks fixating on their brand seems like a red flag that they don't provide value in what they actually do. I'll add that I might be working on multiple projects is not viewed as a positive trait by my clients..

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey look Zoomer media came up with a new name for moonlighting

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Because I want to work 60 hours a week doing 3 different jobs without enough hours in any to qualify for overtime or benefits. /s

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's called being smart. Working multiple jobs at the same time is a way to screw the system over. You need to change your perspective.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please enlighten us as to how this screws the system over?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Work three remote jobs, being paid full time for each, but only working 20 hours each, depending on workload. Annoy coworkers with your poor performance. Juggle meetings so you're not double booked. Profit! Or something.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoting for visibility, but seriously, fuck this author. Exploitative systems are bad, and people who defend the bad systems are awful.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That was the point of the title, yes

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It'll go great with the new trend of renting a shipping container converted into a house, you can live in.

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

We used to dream of living in a shipping container; would have been like a palace to us!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh look at Mr Moneybags over here with his fancy shipping container

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Splitting the rent between 8 of us, helps a little.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too right! While I’m living in a van down by the river

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh man, a van! Don't see many of those these days. Upscale!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Introducing next year's hot new trend: multi-containering. It means sharing your shipping container house to save on rent.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You beat me to it there. I was gonna say "not without roommates there Scrooge McDuck"!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone will start a business with a cargo roller truck to repossess your C-bin home.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And then you start a business that repossesses trucks. It's the circle of capitalist life!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then the truck driver ends up living in a c-bin with two other people

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you work 40 hours a week, you should be able to afford to live on your own in a modest 1bdrm rental, have food in the fridge, have health care, and have a little extra cash for yourself. Full stop.

2 years ago | Likes 600 Dislikes 1

Also productivity is high enough that the full-time line could easily be lower.

2 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

32 hours and you should be able to afford to own a home, a car, and 2+ family vacations a year comfortably.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

M I N I M U M

2 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

This. People have forgotten that the minimum wage was supposed to be the minimum wage for a decent life, not the absolute minimum to keep you from dying the majority of the time.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And if an employer can't justify paying that much for someone to do that job, then that job should not exist.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But if we did that.... how else will Bezos fly to space and Musk make fugly vehicles?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ya. I did it during the pandemic because there was just so much demand for web development. I didn't need it but I was making well over 3k/ month for maybe 30-60 minutes a day.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's basically what the original intention of the minimum wage actually was supposed to be

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

What a fucking piece of shit FDR was, amiright? JK, JFC, Corporate America has fucked us to death

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's not what 'polyworking' is. You still work 40 hours a week, you just work the same 40 hours at multiple companies at the same time. Really only works if you're able to work from home.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd say two bedroom. Single parents deserve to exist too

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, that should 12-16 hours a week. 40 hours a week is somebody working their life away, and ends up with very little time to sort out their own personal issues after basic human maintenance that is needed during the week. 2/7 days are reserved specifically because A) working shouldn't be mandatory B) people need time to relax & de-stress or else they go crazy. Because "full time" is a literal term for the maximum working hours a human can tolerate long term without infringing on human rights.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

16 hours a week for corporations. 12 hours per week mandatory community work. The time wasted on "quick talk at the watercooler" could be spend better. We wouldn´t even need "quick talk at the watercooler", if we wouldn´t spend over half of our day at an office or on our way to said office.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Full life for full time

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you work 40 hours a week you should get all that for 4 people.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Actually it should be way more, people just can not conceptualize how extremely rich the US is especially but also many of the other more developed nations. If not for a few critical unforced errors we (as a world) could trivially provide all basic needs to all people.

DEMAND MORE

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't think this is about working two real jobs. It's about combining bullshit jobs, like "happiness officer AND undersecretary to the assistant HR submanager".
Maybe I'm an optimist (not) but I just don't feel like the target audience is everyone.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

One person should not need to have multiple jobs just to make ends meet. End of story.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It mentions combining incomes from multiple sources, so that would be "two real jobs", not just receiving additional roles at one job.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My father bought our house and raised five kids on 40 hrs a week. We normalized getting fucked.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you should be able to start a family and afford medical care, have a vacation, pets, savings and send your kids to summer camp.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Medical care, like the thing almost everybody has in Europe?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You'd think being in the great USofA we could expect something a little bigger and better for everyone else to wish they had, but I'd settle for that thing almost everybody has in Europe.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give them surprised Pikachu face by reminding them that a generation ago, that single 40 hour job supported a whole house, a car, spouse, 2.5 kids, modest annual vacation, and included a pension plan for retirement.

2 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

For straight white Christian people*

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s a fair point. We’re seeing the expansion of the exploitation of labor more than a sudden devaluation of it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As the famous observation goes, "In the 90s we laughed at Homer because he was a loser; these days we're in awe of him."

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This right fucking there. And I'm not talking the 50's or 60's, I'm talking the 80's and 90's.

My dad had a good government job earning about 50% over the median US income. We lived modestly. Mom never worked, on long term disability. He owned a home, supported his wife, and put 2 kids thru state school (with some help from scholarships) all on the 80's equivalent of about $75k/year in today's money.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

that's so reagan.jpg

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My economics teacher the first day of class my senior year (1986) said this, “I’m going to tell you something and I don’t want you to forget it. You will never have it as good as your parents did. Gone will be the days of the single income family. You will need to have a double income just to get by in the up coming years.” And he was right.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Call me a socialist, but I think everyone should have that regardless of their employment status

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

You're a socialist.

Btw are you running for office?

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That's a nice idea, but who actually generates the wealth to support everyone and does the useful jobs that keep society going if vast numbers of people just opt out of work because it doesn't pay any better than being unemployed?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Lol

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. You have to work. If you're disabled, society should help you. If the economy is messed up, there should be safety nets. But in the end, you gotta work.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 18

Nah.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A safety net that is only there when you don't badly need it isn't much of a safety net.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Insane that this is such an unpopular opinion here. Reminds me of what a narrow echo chamber Imgur is. Probably why I had such high hopes going into the election.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Most people WILL work even if they're not required to. Put them in a utopia, and people will still get bored. They will seek fulfillment. They will want to achieve a sense of self-worth.

This is why people who work for a living also have hobbies (assuming they have time and resources for it).

This is also our economy is called a "meat grinder." We not only force people to work, we also delight in stripping away any time not spent on profiting their corporate overlords.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

One day, we'll have the technology that lets your utopia happen. That day WILL come. But it's not here yet.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The issue isn't the technology. The issue is the organization, the logistics. For the people at the top of our system, it's not about being wealthy, it's about having power over others.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

that SOUNDS like working 40 hours a week so you can continue to afford to work 40 hours a week. People need enough left after fecking bills to actually be ... people.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

That's what the "little extra cash" bit is about.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We work, to earn the to work, to earn the right to work...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeap just keep the machine fed, eh? if anything a part time job should fulfil those needs fully. anything beyond those 20 hours is for the strives who always want more... and they're welcome to it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hooray for The Stupendium!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. If you work 40 hours a week at a modest job with an average income you should be able to support a family in a family home and take at least one international holiday a year, with the whole family; as well as own a pet and two cars. Healthcare should be free at the point of service.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Lol

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The comment was about the *minimum* that a job should pay, which by definition will be lower than the average.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not OP's nor the one I replied to!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well you seemed to be disagreeing with the person you replied to, so what are you getting at, exactly?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That people aren't paid enough. They were better able to support a family in the 1960's.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0