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May 29, 2026 1:31 AM
NegasonicAdultEMP
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JackSmiles2
#1 fuck i laughed my ass off on this. I really really fuking needed that lmao.../upvote
DrenLithear
#9 I googled this before, but apparently flamingo is delicious; but one of the only placed I could find that sells it is in Texas.
GeorgeCostabaplaps
#9 Teddy Roosevelt is that you
ExTechOp
#22 The cat looks like it has achieved satori.
OmnibusLatinName
Or fentanyl.
snarkybitch
#27 thats exactly what I was hoping it sounded like
ElbowDeepInUserSub
World's biggest rain stick.
isetprettygirlsonfire
#19 what's the story with this meme? Ive seen it for a couple different things "in California "
AbolishNuance
#14 *slams fists on the table* what is the meaning of this?!
toolzgalore2
#32 the amount of shit that must be under that thing
NegasonicAdultEMP
It’s in Pakistan. The birds won’t touch it. They have never lived in it. You can see them on the wires behind the structure. It was a nice idea, but poorly executed for what the birds want
Shaddak
#4 Dud-a-chick?
WannabeViticulturist
And that's how I lost my trigger finger
bloobiebloob
Did-a-chick?”
HulaJesus
Dud-a-chum
InitHello
Dad-a-cham?
demolitionlover09
Did-a-chee?
FaeVikingPrincess
#4 uh, actually these are rarer catches because we've put a legal limit on size, there is a minimum AND maximum limit. Those things are too large. No modern trap is going to fit them in it because they wouldn't be able to keep it.
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
How do we know that isn't just a really small child in that picture?
Evenmoreuselessname
And... they don't taste as good. Let them get reproducing.
iamthemurray
You wot mate?!
Stark1y
I got a free sauce sample the other day with TRY ME! stamped on the packet, and every time I open the fridge, it's vibe is that lobster
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Nakiepanda
#17 I'm so confused with this.
Willowofwisp
I'm not following the logic either. I mean, good for them, I guess, but if you're an "incel" and you're in a relationship with another "incel" are you then not an incel anymore? You know, because you either have sex with your partner or you choose not to have sex with your partner thus either removing the "celibate" part of incel or the "involuntary"
NegasonicAdultEMP
r/kitchenincels is a Reddit sub. It is a very sad place. The fact that there are people meeting and making relationship due to connections there is amaze ballz
cryborg
#5
NaughtButOne
#25 Ah yes, "just don't think about it". That'll solve it.
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
It works for small stuff. When driving, other people do things that annoy me, I want to yell at them while in my car, basically no point to it except to feel better, but it doesn't. I just yell and raise my blood pressure and they're still a bad driver and now I'm more focused on yelling than driving safely myself.
"Just be calm lmao" but it works for me.
astrangehop
There's a lot of kinds of people I wouldn't trust with random advice; Dozens of tattoos, busy eyebrows, and smug is near the top of the list.
copperdomebodhi
So much "good advice" describes reaching a goal, and says nothing about how to get there. "Let it go." "Choose happiness." "Put it in the past."
DJBigTed
#13 this is based on the artwork of Radiohead’s Kid A, right?
NegasonicAdultEMP
Yes
phovos
Honestly I'd go back to that dentist. Got a sense of humour clearly.
Axelxdisepic
#15 you mean a diagram thats meant to display individual parts isn't accurate
ArtisinalCheese
I had the opportunity to attend the Vagina Monologues at Smith College in 2016 and I highly recommend it if you get the chance.
SithisCultist
#34 that was amazing, who are they?
NegasonicAdultEMP
https://thandachoir.co.za/
wecouldbehappywithoutcapitalism
#4 this is in a stephen king book, The Drawing Of The Three
PoopComesOutMyButt
I remember that! Their favorite snack is Gunslinger Fingers™.
SidonisAntares
Wb, missed your dumpage
HardcoreMango
#35 Chemical Brothers - Go
20MB13
#4 There's a bookface group for that. I think lobster are "biologically immortal" but eventually have trouble molting in old age.
NegasonicAdultEMP
I’m in that group. It’s fallen off because nobody is actually moulting any lobsters, just sharing memes and shit
5Outta7
#13 Put your hat over your heart…that’s a minions version of the Radiohead album cover for “Kid A”!
katzohki
#24 what's with the person hanging all over the bass player?
NegasonicAdultEMP
Stage five clinger
honeybadgersRus
#25 dudes way to into himself to be listened to
UNHchabo
#4 Hard to tell the scale in the photo cause I don't know how big the kid is. Still, probably larger even than this one:
The winner of Nascar's race in New Hampshire gets a massive lobster, and sometimes drivers from other parts of the country get intimidated by their trophy.
Here's Denny Hamlin from Virginia...
djhash
#2 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZm9tejZoeGt6dW1oaW90b29zZHpldG8yemRweDA3cGkyM3Z6ajNneiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3gXJbXpjgEM9EKSwxI/200w.mp4
holgerdk
#5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GovuO3oNESk
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
#1 First of all, where TF did you find a can of Surge? Second, do you remember how those speakers used to buzz and chitter immediately before a cell phone call came through? Deep nostalgia going on rn
tiredviking
Surge still exist in part's of Europe. Sometimes sold under the name urge.
SecondSince
BZZzzZZZz pip-pippadip-pippadip-pippadip-pippadip....
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
Didn't Surge make a brief appearance recently, as nostalgia bait?
djhash
#1 if you didn’t figure out the point where it does that and tear it apart and reconnect the wires to each other then did you really struggle?
cytherians
Unplug...
Because the angular stress on that that poor cheap wire at the plug will get frayed inside resulting in a weak electrical connection, or nothing at all.
L1ttl3J1m
I was maybe 10 or 11 years old when I independently discovered the Western Union Splice doing this.
Darkwell
Struggle? You're describing repairing something. Y'all don't repair things? I'm not shitcanning something functional over a broken wire.
dreikommavierzehn
wires like that, sure. but fixing together modern ones like with in-ear plugs + microfone? nah screw that ...
theskepticinme
Or your cd is fucked
Haemaelaeinen
Or you are tryibg to stream music eith a 56kbit connection... I remember trying to lisäten to Gorillaz on their website, they had a nifty radio and I was very impressed. I had to let it buffer like an hour and it still cut the music sometimes.