NegasonicAdultEMP

377751 pts · July 24, 2020


Get in loser We’re mainlining the secrets of the universe 🤘

Turn it up

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…And a nice long exhale through the mouth before we finish up for the day

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Feeling nostalgic about the user who whined about my dump having too many words, this one goes out to you babe ;)

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And the longest exhale of your life to end the day

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I’m gonna make y’all sick of me today but I’m finally done

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Dearest Canadians, please, for the love of the gods, buy your orange shirts from an indigenous designer NOW instead of on September 29th from Wally World

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The more you know…(and a tip of the cap to Australia)

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I doom scrolled and messed up my algorithm. My neighbours are blaming gas prices on Mark Carney. Ahhhhhhhh

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Have you seen enough eclipse images yet? Yes? Well here’s more

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It’s time for another edition of “Where the eff do you find this shite?!?”

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Don’t forget to exhale today…

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That’s enough for today

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Bahahah

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Just fake it until you fall into a million pieces

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The year was 2017. This was considered entertainment.

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Use Me by Bill Withers

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……… sigh

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The more you know…

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Yet more memes…

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I guess he ain’t dead but he’s no longer with us

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Sigh……

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Yet another carefully curated collection by yours truly

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The more you know…

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Did you know that solar radiation storms super charge my EMP powers and that trying to post this is making me Kyle after his seventh Monster of the day level of frustrated

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Everyone loves a classic, right

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It’s that day again. I had an epic post planned out, unfortunately, I’ve had a day and I’m zapping to out of my electronics again. So it was low effort or nothing and I hate to disappoint …

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Have you consumed enough to please our evil overlords today?

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All hail the hot Jimothy summer

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The more you know…

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And a nice big exhale to finish off the day

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Eyes wide open

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And another LONG exhale to end the day

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NFC

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If I get one more ad for meta glasses I swear I’ll just keep scrolling past and doing nothing about it

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Not my best work but at least I tried

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Just sitting over here watching the internet die in real time …

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You guys, I’m starting to suspect my neighbours think I’m weird

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Had to dump the rest. Your consolation prize is that the last three are rage bait. You’re welcome ;)

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Nodded off at least 3 times but It is done

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It’s July 29th somewhere;)

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I’m not sure you know what that word means

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Why tho

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Absolutely inspired. Bravo

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And my dress is on inside out. Pockets just flappin in the wind. Seams for all to see

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Someone do Canada next *glaring hard at Alberta while gesturing at the rest of the provinces

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This deserves its own post all to itself

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In honour of my real life cakeday tomorrow I present “CHAOS”: One full week in my algorithm, in the order I received it/how Imgur mixed it up, with a little diddy at the end. You’re welcome;)

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You still up?

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And that’s the last of them

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Untapped food source right there…

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Beautiful things…because the ocean calls and I’m landlocked af

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(Approximately) 99.999% of the posts you see on the internet are fake, exaggerated, staged or outright lies, just for the clicks, babydoll. Life’s short, enjoy what you can and stop spending it nitpicking

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This one’s erotic…you won’t like it

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I think I either need to post more or stop saving so much stuff

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The fact that none of you has ever pointed out my atrocious punctuation or lack there of makes me love y’all even more

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Despite of my rage I still can’t effect any change

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This one’s tastes weird

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It’s gonna be a several different dumps day again

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It’s Canada Day so I’m legally obligated to post Canadian content

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