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Don't know if many have seen this, but there's a trend kicking off in Ireland called the farmers selfie. Pure funny like.
I shat the brick when I saw this one
Dec 23, 2013 5:24 PM
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49shadesofgray
This is a completely adequate time to say, "Oh my..." I am sorry if I made any spelling errors English as a second language.
cheesystoner
Lynsday
As someone from Nebraska, can I take mine with corn?
stonechurch
Yes, but only if the cows are eating the corn. Since cows winter on cornstalks and we are the third largest beef state you got this.
WhiskyInATeacup
Psh "trend". It's called living in the Midwest.
ElegantKitty
Mmn, Dem Irish. <3
BeansandToast
dem kitties
ElegantKitty
Dem beans!
hellafordays
Rhase
Bae caught me sheepin'
ponzu
Hot Irish farmers.... Merry Christmas to you too Imgur
ChillaAquila
I'll take the 4th one down!
InsanityIsMyCushion
there needs to be more ireland here :D
ohyeahhhWAITno
http://imgur.com/Pxew5Q6
redditgirl277
pige. very farm. much scare. felfie. wow.
nickibee423
wilburs face!!!!!
Mmrla8507
Wilbur's face in the last one would match perfectly with the honey boo boo running away pic
Chevellefreak90
most of these gentleman are quite.... compelling
Leftytheperpetuallyperplexed
^o^
imafarmer
I feel late getting to this party
joshpurple
Shmangy
Hahaha, that's great!
NinjasStoleMyMama
I SHOULDN'T BE HERE! STRANGER DANGER!
Inquinata
"Some Pig"
chemistrydoc
Reminds me of this guy's face.
Thesecretwatermelone
MAH BALL! get ur OWN!
BreakingSad
Dis mine
NinjasStoleMyMama
OMGWTFRobFTW
This makes me awfully proud to be Irish
cinnabuns
TIL Irish farmers are smokin hot.
mymotherspearls
I dated one while studying abroad, and can verify that this is true.
padfootblack
TIL that Irish farmers are cute.
arbogast
Second pic: Ewe mad bro?
machronus
heythatsmymiata
Lemme try. http://imgur.">m/O5LW6">http://imgur.com/O5LW6 /7eUkp
VulpesAbnocto
Okay, you win. All I've got is a bottle-baby.
heythatsmymiata
Aww!! I've had a few bottle-babies from my girl. None made it. She has bad luck keeping babies :(
AwkwardOstrichGirl
You know what they need? FarmersOnly.com.
ProphetOfPhil
As an Irish person myself I can honestly say this is the first time iv'e ever heard or seen anything like this
PetrificusTotalus
There's a competition on at the moment looking for a "best farmer selfie" or so I've heard. That's where these are coming from.
HungDaddy
Aye these are Irish, ye can tell by the rollies. SUM AMBER LEAF BAY, HARD TA' BATE!
BeansandToast
Hahaha it's the only thing I smoke as well!
HungDaddy
Hahaha, I'm living in Norway now, so I only smoke Noggie rollies. But when I'm back home It's GV!
HungDaddy
HOLY FUCK, JUST REMEMBERED I HAD A POUCH OF AMBER LEAF IN THE FRIDGE, horse it in ta' ye, hi!
tictaclala
Felfies for life move over bebo stunnahs!only in ireland we are a rare bunch of lawds but always up for the craic and the bants!merry xmas!
BeansandToast
bebo stunnah 2k13 bbz xo luv yhoo
MyUsernameIsDaSchiznit
I like these....but oh gawd what's happening in the last pic??
Zaroth123
Who knows... it is Ireland...
BeansandToast
No idea man, but from the look of the chap I wouldn't ask him!
LadyWidebottom
Bacon. Bacon is happening in the last picture.
metalcupcake
If you've ever owned a pig, they FLIP THE FUCK OUT WHEN YOU PICK THEM UP
whyarealltheusernamestaken
And they shriek. Its deafening.
royandmossladyproblems
Non-consensual stuff. Very non.
Magnivore
Breakfast.
ashleigha894
Pigs scream when you hold them.
MyUsernameIsDaSchiznit
Right...but what's that thing the guy's holding in his ear?
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
You know *exactly* what's happening in that last pic.
agdsglsjdfgkjds43542
didnt even look at it like that till u
ghostscriptwhisperer
~~You held me like a wrecking ball. I squealed like I knew it all~~. (Oh no, I can see the wrath coming)
LurkersGottaLurk
Squeal like a pig.
TracerBullitt
The last pic?? How 'bout the one before it, calling the cows women? Gave me pause, it did.
SailorVSays
Squeal like a pig ;)
GregoryNolte
Lets all agree to never know....
RichieSingo
Leave us a drag on that rollie there good lad
yotren
Love seeing Irish-isms on here. "Pure funny like" and "shat the brick" HAHA! where in our fair isle are you from?
JimmiesRustler
Im going to say cork
Bumcivilian
That'd be a daaaycent guess i'd say!
royandmossladyproblems
I read "shat the brick" and thought dammit, there goes that brick, now no one else can shit it.
SkaterMcGee
You have to reshit the brick! Think about the environment!
graythirteen
LOL! I think this made my morning.
BeansandToast
Dublin! Mother of christ I just saw this on the front page in imgur! Over the moon!
yotren
you made it. to be fair, it's hilarious. nice work OP!
tronck
I'm gonna say Sligo, I'm sure I recognise the old guy with the pipe ahaha
smuemoo
He won the selfie on the farm competition http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-25448105
ParallelThistle
*Nods to fellow Irishman*
11sparky11
Most of these guys are from Northern Ireland.
SassyBlackGirl
How can you tell? Just curious
11sparky11
Because the news reported it all, and gave where they lived. All in Northern Ireland for most of these, but I imagine some of them aren't.
SassyBlackGirl
Ahh I see, I thought you had a secret for distinguishing different kinds of Irish folks.
suddenlyrelevant
Pure funny like is used all over ROI and the UK. Particularly in Liverpool.
LJwoods
Not really used in Dublin and its greater area, generally because dubliners don't use "like" clause final.
PazuzuFromThatFuturama
I was just thinking that was a more general thing. Well I thought it was just Liverpool originally to be honest.
suddenlyrelevant
We sent it back with the Irish. Mostly just us Scousers.
suddenlyrelevant
*& Newcastle
yotren
I'm not sure why, but saying "shat" is always better than "shit". It was the swear-word my parents didnt shout at me for saying...
smuemoo
That and feck.
PhineusTBottomsworth
it's the past tense of shit, we also say shit and shite, a lot, but we also say shat, a lot... we curse a lot in general.
yotren
I know, I'm from the Tyrone, with relatives in Monaghan, Donegal and Dublin - We're well versed in swear words
davidwiththewittyname
I love my brick
insomniax20
Next to no one will get that. :(
Furdles
Fed up with "briiiiiiiiiiick".
hattorihanzobutterknife
"Ted! You forgot your brick!"
bebnube
Who can snapchat for 27 seconds??
bunnieteeth
I WANT TO KNOW!
littlegingerone
its the story feature of snap chat..
TheLegendaryBonk
http://imgur.com/8vPs3eZ meme it!
CrackerSticks
Best new meme!
littlegingerone
where are these good looking irish farmers... why are they never where i am
nobodyknowsimadog
After laughing my face off all I could think was "damn... damn...damn...maybe when I'm older...damn...damn."
LeahcarDee
SAME HERE. I think they're all hiding.
CrazyCarretta
Does that make this a Zelfie?
harles2000
If that's you, I officially hate you, in a super-mega envious sort of way
CrazyCarretta
it sure is me! /a/ptqSj
ninjagaidensigma
Famous last zelfie
eCigsandCoffee
Yes, yes it does haha +1
thetruthfuckinghurts
maybe if it was a Zebra.....but that is a Giraffe....
CrazyCarretta
Zookeeper selfie.....
rockoutwithmycockout
Zoo - selfie bro
twerksforfish
OK i need to move to Ireland!
eddrakee
I need to find me a farmer lad
Orchards21
Theres alot spare.... Alot.
eddrakee
oh goodie :)
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twerksforfish
OK he is a cutie! The guy aint bad either ;)
Morebunnies
I've been. This is accurate of my experience.
IwishIwasanAlien
We all should. that's how amazing Ireland is.
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AerysIITargaryen
Fun fact: Monaghan doesn't have an train station(operating) because it was closed during the troubles and never reopened.
Smarbury92
1985 called, they want their stereotype back.
paddymcnasty
fucking seriously!
HeisenbergWD
Bombings/shootings? Quite sure that's America you've got there, bud.
AerysIITargaryen
Also, it only started to rain regularly this year about a week ago and it still isn't heavy rain(in the east).
Cadaverific
dont. im here on holiday from south africa. its piss cold. which is totally the opposite of piss warm, believe ne
PetrificusTotalus
You think it's cold here at the moment? You've got a bit of a shock coming to you around february.
Cadaverific
HA! Im gone on Jabuary 12th :P
PetrificusTotalus
Lucky thing. You're escaping the worst of it.
Sari
No no, you don't.
HandsomeSwede
..said noone ever.
iamireland
THE FUCK YOU SAID
BaxtersSoup
YOU LITTLE SHIT
SaintPepsiiii
FUCK THAT GUY
SaintPepsiiii
Enjoy the rain
twerksforfish
what is this Rain you speak of? I live in the desert and our annual rain is 3 inches.
BriskLikeTea
Looks like mid-summer if I'm not mistaken
Corsini
Ah bai its pure class! certainly visit for a while wont regret it!
OohhJoanieLovesChachi
Jesus christ man, I can hear your fucking accent hahaha
hattorihanzobutterknife
I'm going to hazard a guess at somewhere near Derry, Dungiven maybe? I probably know you lol.
Corsini
nope! ;)
Corsini
fair bit further south :P
hattorihanzobutterknife
Ahhh worth a shot. =)
MadamPuddifoot
I read that in a thick Irish brogue...My lady bits were set aflutter.
Corsini
glad to have helped ;)
Sewblick66
As an Irishman trust me that's not to be read as a thick accent
GrinchyM
Ahh sher, if that's the case why don't ya roll on down and we can you both going? Ye'd have some craic, I'll tell you now!
MadamPuddifoot
Hnnnnggg I just wanna hear an Irishman talk to meeeeee.
BeansandToast
I reckon if you went to Donegal you'd die so! Incredibly nice sounding accents, they sort of sing everything
MadamPuddifoot
I was in Ireland the summer after 7 grade, I did NOT appreciate the accent enough. Oh my.
BeansandToast
Ah sure ya can now! Have to pop over again! Merry christmas pudddifoot