PetrificusTotalus

270707 pts · October 28, 2012


Well hello. 24 year old Irish lad currently living in and travelling around New Zealand. Drifted away from Imgur for a couple of years but I'm slowly getting back into it. A lot has changed. If you're reading this, I hope you have a wonderful day. Feel free to drop a message. :)

You don't need to pull your top down to be pretty. 

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Just a photograph my little sister took of an elderly couple walking the streets through an old town in Italy.

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After years of wanting to do it, we finally got to go on the worlds biggest swing. And did it upside down.

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Depending on timezones you can judge me accordingly. 

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Cool animated photography series by artist Qi Wei Fong.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS :) Have an amazing day.

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The las proper cry I can remember was when my Grans dog died.

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MAKE ME FLYYYYYY

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For the lovely people whos Christmas selfies that are getting downvoted to oblivion.

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MRW when my girlfriend asks why I spend all my time in usersub. 

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My girlfriend just woke up yelling at the dark corner of the room saying "WHO IS THAT?! I'M NOT SLEEPING WHILE THAT'S IN THE ROOM" before returning to sleep.

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This time last year I had to say goodbye to my best friend of 15 years. (Not a sad post I promise.)

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That piece of food stuck between your teeth in a restaurant.

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MRW My alcoholic father has been stuck abroad for a week because he can't stay sober long enough to get on a plane.

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Not sure if this is the correct meme for this but, yeah...

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Every time I'm at the station, this bothers me to no end. 

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It's a damn good drive but you'll be wrecked by the end of it. 

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So I ran into Hodor in work today. You can tell how nervous I was by hpw shakey the camera is, sorry.

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Mouse in Hangzhou Zoo in China tries in vain to save it's friend from being eaten.

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When your family is at the other side of the world, this is how to spend Christmas Day.

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And yet here I sit, wasting my life.

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MRW my granddad with early stages of Alzheimer's says he's proud of me as he hugs me goodbye when I'm leaving.

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In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

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Talking to my cousins about life out of high school.

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Anonymous students create masterpieces.

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MRW my gf just turned to me and cheerfully announced "I've a very sweaty vagina tonight"

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Merry Christmas from a homesick Irish couple in NZ.

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Just started watching Vikings today and now I can't stop.

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MRW the taxi driver comments on the amazing joint he had before picking me up.

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MRW people hit on me when they know I'm in a committed relationship, but didn't care when I was single.

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Anal without lube.

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Wasn't expecting that.

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Friend exaggerating about his dick size when he realises everyone in the room has actually seen him naked.

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Test answers that are wrong but hilarious.

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MRW my girlfriend tells me I'm not romantic enough.

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MRW When i don't have time to iron my clothes before going out.

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Well shit Will Smith...

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I was supposed to be studying.

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When my friend finds their original Gameboy and Pokemon game at a house party.

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Ron telling it like it is.

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Trying to find the clitoris.

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I don't know why I find this as funny as I do.

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Working class background and teaching at a posh school. MRW when I made a joke about the cost of rent.

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Harry Potter book covers redesigned as minimalist GIFs

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MRW I get blackout drunk and go home and my friend ends up having a threesome with the 2 girls we'd been chatting up.

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20 ridiculous things yoga instructors say.

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So beautiful.

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I think we've all been there.

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The wonderful capabilities of Imgurians working together.

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MRW my long-term beard is gone.

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Kid gets trapped in a vagina sculpture in Germany and has to be rescued by 22 firemen.

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MRW I meet the family of the girl I've just started seeing and the dinner conversation centres around them wanting grandchildren

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Watching porn + varying degrees of immaturity = a fun shopping experience.

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A selfie from 1920. Damn hipsters.

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Lonely Giraffes is up and running folks! Just to let you know!

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