Everywhere right now...
Sleepy puppies!
Apologies to Mel Brooks
Swing for the fences, kid
Apologies to Mike Judge
When the Microsoft rep hits the "send" key too quickly, it makes for awkward conversations. o_O
Show me your starfish!
I am hilarious and clever!
Does it burn when you pee?
Who wore it better?
-c [o o] -c
I'll get my stupid rope
Happy dog
I have no comment on Margaritas.
Darla wishes you a happy Easter.
Thanks, I hate it!
Me browsing imgur on July 29th
Look at it. LOOK AT IT!!
it's what the fox says
My parents are bread
Fire Dick
HEY! Listen!
MRW Han Solo plays my jam on The Midnight Shift
I'm shocked! Shocked I say!
A Japanese man, yodeling in German, to chickens. With a technopop backing track.
I mean, they're not wrong... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
When you're bored on radio watch.
Pretty sure he just lost all will to live.
=^_^=
Triggered!
Apparently Picasso started drawing computer manuals
You're not studying for finals, just admit it.
I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
MRW when people will not shut the hell up and keep referencing Rick & Morty.
"Do as I say, not Do as I do." --White House, probably
In case you didn't know, a band from Canada picked the correct side 2 years ago.
MRW I accidentally harass one too many chickens in Hyrule
My name is Rodrigo de Goya, you killed someone I loved, prepare to dance!
Objection!!
Elephants never forget, cats never care
There's gay, and then there's Army gay
Piglet, you crazy SOB
How to brush your teeth like a gangster
And how!
^•◕‿◕•^ Pika pika!
Some people just don't listen.
MRW the microwave beeps and my Hot Pockets are done
How it feels to be able to change my username
Wishing y'all a safe and happy 4th of July. Have a blast, but don't lose your head!
I need to stop getting pulled over
A PSA with the warmer weather approaching
Whatchoo just say???
I don't think Señor Mittens gives 2 shits what you call him, as long as his food bowl is full.
Sweet dreams, Imgur
A small GoT dump
Call the number. Trust me!
Grover Bluejoy
Just Dwayne Johnson sitting on a steak & egg sandwich