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Things you shouldn't Google
Just don't I googled them all
Aug 18, 2016 8:42 PM
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Just don't I googled them all
couchcomedian
Favorite and NEVER forget not to google.
JFKdid911
Where's Mr hands?
bloodydingo
Googling all of them.
fartsandwitches
LostShinta
For those who didn't listen. http://imgur.com/r/eyebleach
muggywaters
Thank you. I feel... refreshed.
omgIDidntKnewICouldChangeMyUsername
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EneZio
Not gunna lie looked at all the ones I didn't know and the spider porn peaked my interest
Wonderfredd
SPOILERS!!
Wonderfredd
1. big/mech spiders, 2. "limp biscuit" aka, skeet in a biscuit, 3. photoshopped holes in skin, 4. guys in circle masturbaiting, cont.
Wonderfredd
5. blue vagina, 6. worms in body cavities, 7. various physical defects (gross-ish), 8. feces, urine, vomit etc. consumed by 2 women, cont.
Wonderfredd
9. vaginal mucus blockage, 10. an abused dog (saddening), 11. self explanitory, 12. pornography depicting women (cartoon/irl)...cont
Wonderfredd
...attempting intercourse with arachnids 13. long story short: worm with radial mouth, 14. lice in pubic/non pubic areas, cont.
Wonderfredd
15. woman shoves dildo up man's urethra, 16. 2. two gay men having sex while the top's penis spins, 17. 4 women play with fecal matter cont.
definitelynotamuffin
Just urban dictionary all of them if you are curious. Its a description without pictures
Riotgrl66
Not all of them are on there :/
shadycoulady
But sometimes google gives a sort of "preview"/definition without showing pictures.
Riotgrl66
Sometimes... I'm not about to play Russian Roulette on that
shadycoulady
I googled them all and except for Peanut the dog, my eyes were safe (and it's definitely not the worst)
Riotgrl66
I dunno... still seems risky. But if you'd like to describe them by all means go ahead!
Sauroctonus
I'm not falling for that. When someone says "Don't Google it", I don't Google it.
ItWouldBeExtremelyBaneful
Smart man.
rieter
Remade list as "Things to Google in spare time" posted it to FB
AttackOnTurtles
May we see the reactions?
HeinousMooseKnuckle
Welp, 'spose it's time to roll up the sleeves, break out the Aveno and Kleenex. It's gonna be a long day.
HeinousMooseKnuckle
Every day we drift further from god's love.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
How did meatspin make that list? Dude helicoptering his dick is fucking sesame street compared to the rest that I know on there...
YouWasted10SecondsOfYourLifeReadingThisLol
ikr I was looking for Mr Hands
Tenroads
As someone who has had a skin condition most of his life, it sucks to see it on here...
IamTroy
Challenge accepted.
ishallbeknownastheplacebo
Googled all of them, bitch.
oneoldman
Don't forget to check goat.cx swap.avi , mr. hands (plus a few others if I remember the names) if, well you have your reasons I'm sure.
Canaans
Is this a list of things not to google? Or a challenge?
marin8itall
How about if I've seen a mucus plug in person??
IDriveAMinivan
Yes. All 3 times! Labor isn't pretty.
NotAGroceryBag
somethingsomethingmcbob
Yup. It's like a preshow of the exciting goo soon to be everywhere. I popped out two.
StrikeFromOrbit
Kid one: oh God, it is go time! Kid 3, eh, could be a couple more weeks.
justactlikewedontknoweachother
Dude. Skip spider porn- just don't
NobodyWantsToBeMrPink
Can you please just give the readers' digest version to me.
Xynatox
I checked it out, it's just Spiderman hentai.
justactlikewedontknoweachother
our results were not the same
Xynatox
Or... https://media.giphy.com/media/BxErDY3BejYYw/giphy.gif
NobodyWantsToBeMrPink
You snake in the grass, you.
OriginalPlam
Shouldn't never?
COLONELOBVlOUS
double negative = positive, so why are you not on google right now?
rapemeokrobmoneyarenot
That means do it now
AntTrapHouse
shouldn'tnev'r
Jattetont
Negative concord ain't nothing to fuck with.
dervd
CancerTheMan
Thats what it is
Fairdinkums
I'M GOOGLING ALL OF THEM RIGHT NOW!
trujello2013
What's a clock spider?
Mtmerrick
So therefore, should always
TheNovaflyer
My thinking exactly
PedanticAndIKnowIt
Should sometimes or at least once*
TorSverre
should not never => should
NuclearChimichangas
Just look them up on urban dictionary to save you the horror.
Reiizm
Sir, really, that you for this post.
IMakeAKillerMacAndCheese
Thanks for the tip. This saved me from looking up a tub girl image.
BillyComfort
Haha blue waffle just tells you to o to google
Browsing4stuff
Urban Dictionary has saved me from sooooo many things at this point. XD
Mariostar7
Commenting to save this to do that
noneforgretchenwieners
I imagine a clock spider to be a friendly old spider who smokes a pipe that lives in a grandfather clock
snivy642
"Please sit. Let me tell you a tale of magic"
baz8080
https://imgur.com/RiuuVwZ
TheSmutWhisperer
Risky click of the day
baz8080
IOnlyUpvoteKittehs
I'm more impressed by the 74 notifications. What account is that? Cera? Sarah? Sera?
baz8080
It's actually mine. I just think I never marked them as read
Dahlerbill
Can we get a hero to briefly explain each of these for those who don't want to subject themselves to the content?
GetSchwifty
Urban dictionary.
Manorexia
I'll give you the highlight of Pain Olympics. Man uses a cleaver to chop off his dick. Also not on the first is 1 man 1 jar. Where a man 1/2
Manorexia
Shoves a mason jar up is ass and it shatters while inside of him
ItDoesNotDoToDwellOnDreams
And then he dies of internal bleeding?
Manorexia
I don't know but there is Mr. Hands which isn't on the list where a woman fucks a horse and she dies of internal bleeding
YourWaifuIsTrash
I did it further down, not gonna repeat myself
TopangaMatthews
You rock!
ThatOneGuyAzazel
Goatse
CorneliusCardew
DIAHARREA
Okiegoon
Been on the internet too long. Most of this is just "eh". I can't do gore though actually. From way back in the day the chenchen(sp?) 1/2
Okiegoon
soldier getting his throat cut with sound seared itself into my brain. Ung. Co-worker was "Check this out". Whaaaaaaaaat the fuck. :-/
GetSchwifty
2 guys 1 hammer? Love that one. I also love the beheading with the dullest knife ive ever seen. Took the guy like 18 minutes rofl.
slidewhistlesymphony
I watched the vid of the Chechen soldier getting his throat cut too. The sound he made is seared into my twisted mind forever!
Okiegoon
Agree. I've seen a bunch of gross crazy shit on the internet. I'm jaded enough I've even seen it while eating, no biggy. But that, yeah no.
CaptainCrapTastic
Me too.
page80
What's wrong with circle jerk
GrImmgur
I Google it every other day
mizmoose
The original meaning has NOTHING to do with bitching on the Internets.
GetSchwifty
Its still not that bad. Its just jerking off. Its like thinking Lemon Party is bad.
asdfertjryjre
It's only bad because they're old.
GetSchwifty
Yehp. And the innocent link title.
WaterblightGanon
i type that into pornhub all the time.
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
YUP
Arcanite
I guess you jerk off in a circle together with others
AcidExfoliate
I am unfamiliar with two of these......but not for long >:|
TheTrekkieWhovian
if your making a list of what to make sure you've seen, Jar squatter. It's... it's forever seared into my brain.
IHearRainbows
willworkforscoobysnacks
F
SilverSound
Larentiah
Which two did you not know?
AcidExfoliate
Ascariasis and Spider Porn
BarretXIII
Parasitic worms, and exactly was it says on the tin.
oneoldman
Don't forget to check goat.cx swap.avi , mr. hands (plus a few others if I remember the names) if, well you have your reasons I'm sure.
Taumaos
press "F" to pay respects
Iamthemonkeymansowhatevercats
F
SweetMotherTeresa
F
YourWaifuIsTrash
Second time I've done this, but know that I have died for your sins (and phobias): 1) Clock Spider: A spider with long-ass legs.
Joelt0105
Nope
thedevildinosaur
You brave soul. Thanks
IamNotaBlackMan
The hero we all need!!!
Pugeek
I feel so sorry for you, at the same time I am so thankful.
YourWaifuIsTrash
2) Soggy Biscuit: Dumbass game where you circlejerk onto a biscuit, and the last person to come has to eat the piece of shit.
YourWaifuIsTrash
3) Trypophobia: irrational fear of holes. Someone thought this meant "rational fear of holes in hand" and Photoshopped a nightmare.
jizzbiscuits
Literally gives me nightmares
IamNotaBlackMan
*terror
IamNotaBlackMan
IT'S NOT IRRATIONAL.
IamNotaBlackMan
*heavy breathing
YourWaifuIsTrash
4) Circle Jerk: When you stand around in a circle and each jerk the next guy off. Brings back memories of 4th grade.
YourWaifuIsTrash
5) Blue waffle: Some nasty-ass bajingo that looks like it's been too long to cast Raise Dead at this point, IIRC it's fake.
IamNotaBlackMan
Uh... rewrite?
YourWaifuIsTrash
6) Ascariasis: Oh boy, a new one! It's a worm that lives inside your intestines. Good shit (or not really, I guess).
Daloth
I don't see Lemon Party, which is part of the Tub Girl/Lemon Party/Scarlet Baby trifecta that kept 4chan running.
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ReitnesTenought
Nobody should.
IrishBITS
Octopussy
ReitnesTenought
Back in my day it was Goatse, Tubgirl and Harlequin Fetus. The Unholy Trinity of LUE.
Stelson
Or glass ass.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Oh holy fuck. I think I had repressed that. Thanks for the memories, asshole.
Stelson
Even though they weren't so great.
pacey5714
Why? They are a credible independent political party. #lemonparty2016
mrcynic
Tub Girl, Lemon Party, and Goatse were referred to as "the Unholy Trinity," IIRC
snet328
What about 3 guys 1 hammer?
FanOfCantaAndABarsMar
Worst video I have ever seen , Still haunts me 5 years later
snet328
Same here, I'll never be the same.
windragon
or shovel dog
AhhhApplesauce
Or Alabama hot pocket
TheLateKnight
Keeps*
Flumpi
It's sad that you know this...
tomyironmane
Agent Orange Baby isn't there either...
stevetehpirate
I'm pretty proud of the fact that I am responsible for a solid 650+ hits to lemonparty.org and have never been.
ArchMagos
Make that 651+ hits
stevetehpirate
Yay!
ImgurianElysium
Burke?
PixilPixi
I think lemon party got shut down
TauCommander40K
S... Scarlet Baby...?
JimCotton
Welp.. I'm done.
d3jake
Don't look it up. Just... don't.
EthiopianFatherOfSomalianPirateWhoWasAbandonedAtBirth
What is it
Daloth
The actual medical term is Harlequin-type ichthyosis and the meme was often called Harlequin Baby (Scarlet baby was the worst 4chan found)
KingBeardy
The worst 4chan found? Hahahaha no.
Daloth
Yes, the worst case of this condition was Scarlet Baby. The worst thing 4chan found is up to your moral relativism more than anything.
KingBeardy
The worst thing on 4chan was highly illegal worldwide and could land you a long stint in prison. Scarlet baby doesn't come close.
Jacxy
Deamon baby!
BigChunkyBubbles
We always called it Harlequin Fetus in my neck of the Internet.
TugAndChug
Unholy trinity was Tubgirl, Harlequin Fetus, and Goatse.
WhatLikeAPuma
Same here. We are the true OG's of the Internet.
revcleo
Same, do you remember rate my poo.com's worst shits?
HotshotOcelot
One guy one jar
Tredecim
One guy one screwdriver
FanOfCantaAndABarsMar
Three guys one hammer
VantasTheUndying
These were legit out YEARS before you children first heard about 4chin
Daloth
Of course. But 4chan made them most famous, just as Kazaa made "Matt's psycho girlfriend" and R@ygold more famous.
feeltheice
Oh god... remember the jar/ass combo...
CheeseLueeze
Ahh, good old GlassAss
imjared19
Good ol' 1guy1jar. Ah, i miss my innocence.
Fudj
What is worse is he doesn't make a sound, you know there is sound because you can hear cars in the background. But not one peep from him.
feeltheice
You could hear the glass grinding... ><
bonerdonor
*shatter*
CallOfChuChu
*shudder*
oneoldman
Or swap.avi , and goat.cx and mr. hands , and the shitting dongkey guy etc etc
Zoroasterisk
It's goatse.cx
oneoldman
It's been both of those, plus goat.ze and at least 5 others. Site kept getting dropped for some bizarre reason.
ReitnesTenought
Fucking swap.avi, you brought me way back
oneoldman
Stairs in your house?
irisewithredeyes
I googled one of them...
v
Dazza477
That's one of my favourite Simpsons episodes from the new season. Good old eye bleach.
TauCommander40K
I googled two. I thought I was desensitized enough.
Nanaashi
Smh.... You never are for this list.
thelaaaaaw
After bleaching your eyes twice in a row, you get so desensitized it all look the same
samsonguy920
That's funny as I googled eye bleach earlier today and this was one of the first images. Unfortunately one of the other first images >
samsonguy920
> was something I needed eye bleach for. Google is as neutral as it comes.
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link117318
I dont want to google the spider. Its scary reading all these comments. I googled the pain olympics... im shaking and might cry
Kacesofaceis
+1 for bravery
scaleforbanana
What's so bad about meat spin? I watch shit like that every day
link117318
Literally shaking right now and i only googled 3 of them..... bruh. Im about to cry....
VikingPrincess97
Luckily I have a friend who googled all of them and told me about them. Lol
stoler202
Aquilarden
You should check out the Encyclopedia Dramatica "Offended" page. I'm sure you'll feel a LOT better afterward.
WarfritLive
Having experienced that page years ago, I can safely say I'm desensitized to the majority of what people think is gross.
Aquilarden
Yeah, I see that page now and I'm like "huh." So most stuff isn't that bad anymore.
poTAYtoesBOILemMASHemSTICKeminaSTEW
Todayiswensday
From all of above blue waffle is noted by my brain since it was shown to me by my brother...which I disgustingly fling his phone!
Crumblebum
Which one, because clock spider is intriguing
itzadoozy
/r/eyebleach: for all your 'I'm an idiot for doing that' needs.
Larentiah
Which one?
ZOMGNO
www.eyebleach.com literally exists
NotAGroceryBag
I googled all of them... I'm actually crying and making some very weird noises.
chickenpizza9128
She eats pooooop! Wtf
CyborgScribe
Chocolate soft serve enema I think was what the porn producer used for this effect but yeah, still gross.
WiggityWonky
I've seen about 60% of these, and 2 girls 1 cup is probably the least fucked up thing out of them.
oneoldman
Yeah, 2 girls 1 cup is the pre-K version of swap.avi which predates it by a good bit, AND is a 100% professional production! Thanks Brazil!
ILiveUnderARock
I hate you. Now I have to see that.
ILiveUnderARock
Urban dictionary definition sated my apparent need to see that.
oneoldman
If you want a REAL idea of how fucked up Brazil is- watch it and keep in mind it was shot there for $600 TOTAL (room, talent, gear et. al.)
makethepeniseskiss
I looked at clock spider. Holy Christ.
imwithcayde6andproud
And blue waffle....
BlowOnItAndStickItIn
https://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/clock_spider.jpg
imwithcayde6andproud
And blue waffle....
theworst20
Like i want to google it but the rational part of my brain is like "learn from their mistakes" but I think I'm gonna do it
theworst20
Hyped myself up to just look at a spider... It's actually not that bad.
EveryonesCousin
Yeah I went too, it's just a fucking spider.
FoodInspector95
Spider porn is worse
MnemonicMonkeys
Just Googled it. Is it just the picture where the lady has a tarantula halfway in her vag?
FoodInspector95
all of them. never again
WowSoSparkly
Clenched like i never clenched before.
MaRask
"just the picture where the lady has a tarantula halfway in her vag?" ...
MnemonicMonkeys
Huehuehuehuehue
gabethegluemandegrossi
What is it?
rohanthegreat8
.
rohanthegreat8
MISTAKES
IMakeAKillerMacAndCheese
I thought it was the safest one. I was wrong.
theworst20
It's just a big spider. I hate spiders but I honestly didn't even get the heebie jeebies from it, it's fine.
rohanthegreat8
FUCK NOPE
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
I'm going to find out right now. I'll be back.
StripTheFleshSaltTheWound
It's a Huntsman spider the size of a clock. A real let down if I'm being honest.
elisardbeth
Sounds kind of cute to me tbh