NotAGroceryBag

61540 pts · December 13, 2015


I sexually identify myself as a 1941 Nihon Gaigun Yamato-Class Battleship (71,659 tons) 2800 crew members. Don't misgender me. I am also a part time poster and part time lurker. And I have got to say, I'm very impressed by how weird, gross, and funny all of you are! Advice for anyone going through a hard time: 1.Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can not garbage cannot. 2.When work feels overwhelming remember you're going to die anyways. Support the fight against memes. If you know anyone with a meme addiction don't hesitate to call the meme helpline: 1800-2-dank-4-u Send nudes, memes, and cats/dogs http://imgur.com/gallery/uSvfhtn

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MRW I haven't favorited this yet

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Things Your Pilots Won't Tell You (Pt.2)

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Good Guy Phelps

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Scenarios In Which You'd Probably Die From Fear

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Alison Teal, The First Woman To Surf Around A Volcano

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The Dutch Royal Family During The Olympic Games

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Exiting a Public Bathroom

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Katie Ledecky. What domination looks like.

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Just a few inches away from death.

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Insults without swearing

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Things Your Pilots Won't Tell You

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Movie Recommendation: Pelé: Birth of a Legend. It left me speechless and crying. Seriously watch it!

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Well damn...

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Everything is better reversed

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When you think about infinity...

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Why Canadian Swimmer Santo Condorelli Won't Stop Flipping The Bird.

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Is he even human? DAYUM PHELPS!

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When the drugs kick in right before the race

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Just think about it

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A Glimpse Inside the Largest Cruise Ship Ever Built

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A cloud with two very straight edges

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Snapchat HQ after Instagram Stories is released

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How To Survive A Plane Crash

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I feel terrible for laughing

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Tech support Bingo

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Perfect place to propose

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Things Your Pilot Won't Tell You (Pt.3)

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Gold Medalist, Ryan Lochte, and 3 Other U.S. Swimmers Robbed at Gunpoint

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The 20 creepiest things you can whisper in someone's ear when giving them a hug.

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I wish this would happen

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Gas or Milk?

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Carl Dump

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Tumblr dump. Enjoy!

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