Its not JUST the glasses...

Apr 7, 2023 4:14 AM

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Superman: Birthright

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Any other eye glass wearers now feel even more self conscious...?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Besides glasses and the way he carried himself, Christopher Reeve's Superman even had the hair parted on different side.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Birthright, one of my favourite trade paperbacks. Best Superman I've ever read.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone with big beautiful blue eyes and also a terrible prescription that requires THICK lenses, I feel his pain.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fascinating how the dad's face in the second image is identical to Clark's face in the first panel.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Completely unnecessary over explanation...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really like the way this artist draws him. That schnozz.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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He's also wearing a hat, and has a look on his face like he just heard about a guy named Randy Marsch breaking his world record

3 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah yeah yeah, cool story, but what the fuck is that ugly ass art?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wearing proper prescription glasses would also help his disguise. I've known many people who wore glasses and had to move them on and off their field of vision depending on what they were trying to look at. Him having to adjust the glasses to glance at things would only help the disguise. He could move them out of the way to see clearly, but to anyone else it would just look like he was compensating for being near or far sighted.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

spontaneous boners were extra risky

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.... Do I just have a thing for women old enough to be my mother... uncomfortably... or did they make Martha *quite* hot for her age?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Comics seem to do that sometimes. Look at bangable Ultimate Aunt May

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

... You mean Marisa Tomei's Aunt May?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I meant Rosemary Harris but I guess yeah too

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mark Waid KNOWS how to write an outstanding Superman.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Superman Birthright is a DAMN good book. DAMN good. DAMN amazing. DAMN super. Go get a copy and read it now (unless of course you live in Florida and fucker Ron DeSantis banned it).

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It never was. Only those stoners on Twitter think he just puts his glasses on and people are confused.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"So... When do I get my glasses back Martha? You know I can't see shit without them!" - Pa

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Slouch. Now you're only 6'4", noone will look at you."

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be fair at this point there are JLA members who know who the Kent's are. Super secret identities just aren't a thing anymore in some comics.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 406 Dislikes 3

also makeup differences

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to post it if you werent

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Took me 16 years to realize she was in The New Guy, and I watched that half to death as a teen

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I still refuse to accept that is Zooey on the right.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

these are two different people, you cannot convince me otherwise

3 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

Precisely. The technique is highly effective.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Zooey Deschenal and Wildanimalparkey Deschenal.

3 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

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3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Safarey Deschenal

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Never thought a city would have an in crowd joke but there it is.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It will always be the wild animal park to me

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Obligatory:

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I remember, way back in the distant past, the canon was that his glasses had some sort of kryptonian SEP device built into the frames.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm a big fan of the SEP.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One comic claimed he had subconscious super-hypnosis (Which is the same as regular hypnosis, but used by Superman. The silver age did this ALL the time.) To mind wipe people into not knowing.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like that one time in one of the movies when he sucked the memories out of Lois' head...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Somebody Else' Problem"?

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Someone else's problem. People look at it and if they Do think there might be a problem, they go "Eh, can't be bothered."

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Douglas Adams reference! LOVE IT!! The SEP field used by Krikkit, if I recall?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Birthright is utterly fantastic.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's one of my favorite Superman series.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always loved the changes between the two. How Clark Kent and Superman can be two different people. https://youtu.be/BIaF0QKtY0c

3 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

I **LOVE** THIS SCENE. THE BEST!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reeves was so damn good

3 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

The change is subtle, but effective

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Not that subtle

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Play about twins" oh so Fargo season 3

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I just could not get into season 3, I know the series is a slow burn but it felt like that one was going no where at all.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean gun to my head I'd go 2, 1, 4, 3 but they're all good. And I really liked 2

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 and 2 was awesome, didn't know there was a 4th

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh Chris Rock man! It's real good https://youtu.be/I4ISTHi45_s

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hello there.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same with Bruce Wayne. He's such an obvious candidate for Batman so he has to be so obviously not Batman nobody would suspect it.

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Isn't there Something (comic, Animated show. etc..) where the Joker admits he doesn't care about Batmans identity?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Some versions, Batman could stand in front of the Joker and tell him his secret identity, and Joker would just not hear it.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some versions, he knows already, and doesn't care. Others, he actively goes out of his way Not to know.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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WHERE'S MY GODDAMN ELECTRIC CAR, BRUCE?!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have never wanted something fictional to be so real in my entire life!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bruce Wayne? The playboy billionaire who just throws money at charities while holding big corporate functions he barely bothers to attend and living in his fancy-ass mansion with a butler? He's the protector of Gotham, risking his life every night? Bullshit.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

"you think one of the richest and most powerful men on earth is secretly moonlighting as a vigilante who spends his evenings beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your intent is to blackmail this person?"

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well I put my deposit down and I still don’t have an electric car.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

WHERE'S M'GODDAMN ELECTRIC CAR, BRUCE?!

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

(Also, Alfred is a trained actor and master voice mimic. He can fake Bruce's voice over the phone, or, with some padding, appear as Batman somewhere Bruce is.)

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Robin and Superman have both stood in for him too, Robin wearing lifts.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never did like the "Clark Kent is an act" angle. To me it too easily leads to the Kill Bill analysis of "Clark is what Superman thinks of humanity." Superman is supposed to be a Super Man. Humanity. He's humble and kind and soft spoken because when we are kind and help others, we are at our best. Superman is strong and confident, because when we are sure of ourselves we can be at our best. One isn't an act and the other real. Clark simply knows when you need what. He shows the best of Humanity.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

There's that famous comic of the big three giving their names when holding the lasso of truth. Everyone focuses on Batman's "Batman", but Superman's "Clark Kent, Kel-el." Is huge too. He's both. And he's Clark Kent first.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Superman is the disguise Clark Kent uses to help people. Bruce Wayne is the disguise Batman uses to interact with the world.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Calling Bill's rant an "analysis" of Superman is absurd. It only works if the only things you know of Superman are what Bill tells you. If you know him any more deeply, it falls apart entirely. He's flat out wrong, that's not Superman's "view" of humanity as a species.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I always felt it was backwards. Dean Cain had one quote in Lois & Clark that summed it up: “Superman is what I can do. Clark is who I am.” (But like Kevin Sorbo, acting is what they can do, assholes are what they are.)

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I mean, he -is- Kal El, more than anything else, that much is true, despite what Dean Cain said. What's not true is the ideas from which Clark Kent sprang forth. In some versions, Clark is an organic extension of Superman. In others, like above, he's a persona designed to avoid attention. In those, it'd be accurate to say that Clark represents "that which Humans don't notice", but that's hardly a critique on our species.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He and Spider-Man are cut from the same cloth. And unerring sense of right and wrong end, and a burdensome belief that they must write every wrong. So why is it so easy for filmmakers to make one but they can never do the other?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And why does iPhone dictation start adding in punctuation and unnecessary words?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the stuff Christopher Reeve got exactly right. His Clark Kent was such a convincingly awkward dweeb. But then when the glasses came off, his body language changed completely, and he became Superman.

3 years ago | Likes 718 Dislikes 0

That happens to me when I take my glasses of my body language completely changes as I can't see frig all and I end up bumping into things

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

This!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That and Christopher reeve was one of the most attractive men that's ever lived. Him in spandex was just believable as superman

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came here to say this. Quintessential SM/CK, always picture the scene where he walks in Lois' apt to tell her & you watch him Change

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aaaaand loses his nerve and snaps back xD

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He also has freer hair and parts it on the other side as Superman, a small but effective touch.

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Always good to see Robin Williams's roommate

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You could swear he got a head taller even though he only stopped slouching. Good method with that guy.

3 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I showed that scene to a friend and she immediately compared it to the type of acting needed for the lead role in productions of the "Jekyll & Hyde" musical; to switch drastically between personas. I thought that was apt, since Mr. Reeve studied at Julliard.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

A surprising number of actors did. Alan Tudyk did too, and he's unsurprisingly displayed similar skill in his ability to instantly shift between Jekyll and Hyde, such as his role on Dollhouse.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I'm not surprised by how many actors studied at Julliard; it's like the gold standard for classic training, as far as I know. (I could be wrong.)

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love Cavill but I will say it's something that was a bit lacking from his Clark Kent

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was so much wrong with the writing of Man of Steel. So much edgy/broody. I never felt his Superman understood hope.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Until he tries to tell Lewis, then we learn he was a dweeb all along :p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIaF0QKtY0c

3 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Lewis?? But yeah, best scene in the movie. You can skip the rest of the movie, actually.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I thought this was going to be the Lewis and Clark skit from Hysteria. https://youtu.be/v92KPijSgIs

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Christopher Reeve will always be my foremost Superman. His performance was perfect. Brandon Routh is the closest to have ever gotten to that perfection since and I was disappointed when he didn't appear in the role in later movies.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I was many episodes in before I realized they got Superman to play The Atom.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure I'd say he's better, but have you seen Tyler Hoechlin in Superman & Lois? I wasn't sold on the casting, but he's fantastic.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He wasnt too bad but seemed short of...something

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a presence that's almost there but not quite when he's superman. But so far I think he's been one of the better ones to do both Clark and Superman well.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly i feel like what's missing is the writing... he never really gets to show how powerful he is properly...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chest goes out, chin goes up, butt is clenched, stance is widened.

3 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 1

Glad he didn’t fly like that

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could hold a penny betwixt them cheeks.

3 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

could probably hold a truck

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Could turn a truck into a penny.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

What about a sword?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And my bow

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That Wonder Woman, but I bet if Kal-El would need to wear a sword on his back while in a cute open backed dress he could also keep the sword between his clenched buttocks

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's the clothes and the slouch and the tone and there's a million sketches about this. Clark Kent is a completely different guy than Superman.

3 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 3

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In Dolly's case, doesn't she just say that she takes the wigs OFF? Haha.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wigs, less flashy clothes, and less makeup

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean... it's also the fact that the writers just say so. It's not like a differently drawn disguise would have a different result. The story is alreadg decided on before the illustrator starts their work

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Yeah. But that's the lazy excuse.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus, it's like, if someone looked slightly like a famous person but works at a mundane place, your first assumption wouldn't be "That's Kanye West in a disguise!!" You would just be like,"Huh, that guy kinda looks like a discount kanye west" and move on, maybe joke a bit about it, but never believe it.

3 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Rowan Atkinson had an experience like that at a car shop. Other guy would not believe it actually was him. There’s a clip out there, I don’t have it.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I was once in an elevator with a guy. I said "Hey. You kinda look like Martin Sheen." He said "Yes. I am aware that I kinda look like Martin Sheen." To this day I wonder if he was actually Martin Sheen.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Allegedy Charlie Chaplin came second in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Marilyn Monroe was supposedly capable of hiding in plain sight because of how much of her persona was basically an act. Lady Gaga is similar.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A lot of different versions of the story. From 2nd to 27th. Consensus is that IF it happened, he just happened to see the contest, and entered without any of his traditional garb from the movies.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

hence "allegedly"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also Superman isn't disguising his face. He lives in the Fortress of Solitude. No one believes that he is living as someone else in Metropolis.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

What kinda asshole would spend half his time at a mundane job for shit pay?

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Also, despite it's many, many flaws— i like that in all star superman lex loves clark

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I would enjoy a romance between Lex Lothar and Clark Kent.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Loofer

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really loved Smallville and how they explored their relationship. Lex was my favourite character.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I tried getting into it but I just didn't care about the b stories and side characters. The only ones I was interested in were Clark, Lex, and the parents.

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