Wearing proper prescription glasses would also help his disguise. I've known many people who wore glasses and had to move them on and off their field of vision depending on what they were trying to look at. Him having to adjust the glasses to glance at things would only help the disguise. He could move them out of the way to see clearly, but to anyone else it would just look like he was compensating for being near or far sighted.
Superman Birthright is a DAMN good book. DAMN good. DAMN amazing. DAMN super. Go get a copy and read it now (unless of course you live in Florida and fucker Ron DeSantis banned it).
One comic claimed he had subconscious super-hypnosis (Which is the same as regular hypnosis, but used by Superman. The silver age did this ALL the time.) To mind wipe people into not knowing.
Bruce Wayne? The playboy billionaire who just throws money at charities while holding big corporate functions he barely bothers to attend and living in his fancy-ass mansion with a butler? He's the protector of Gotham, risking his life every night? Bullshit.
"you think one of the richest and most powerful men on earth is secretly moonlighting as a vigilante who spends his evenings beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your intent is to blackmail this person?"
(Also, Alfred is a trained actor and master voice mimic. He can fake Bruce's voice over the phone, or, with some padding, appear as Batman somewhere Bruce is.)
Never did like the "Clark Kent is an act" angle. To me it too easily leads to the Kill Bill analysis of "Clark is what Superman thinks of humanity." Superman is supposed to be a Super Man. Humanity. He's humble and kind and soft spoken because when we are kind and help others, we are at our best. Superman is strong and confident, because when we are sure of ourselves we can be at our best. One isn't an act and the other real. Clark simply knows when you need what. He shows the best of Humanity.
There's that famous comic of the big three giving their names when holding the lasso of truth. Everyone focuses on Batman's "Batman", but Superman's "Clark Kent, Kel-el." Is huge too. He's both. And he's Clark Kent first.
Calling Bill's rant an "analysis" of Superman is absurd. It only works if the only things you know of Superman are what Bill tells you. If you know him any more deeply, it falls apart entirely. He's flat out wrong, that's not Superman's "view" of humanity as a species.
I always felt it was backwards. Dean Cain had one quote in Lois & Clark that summed it up: “Superman is what I can do. Clark is who I am.” (But like Kevin Sorbo, acting is what they can do, assholes are what they are.)
I mean, he -is- Kal El, more than anything else, that much is true, despite what Dean Cain said. What's not true is the ideas from which Clark Kent sprang forth. In some versions, Clark is an organic extension of Superman. In others, like above, he's a persona designed to avoid attention. In those, it'd be accurate to say that Clark represents "that which Humans don't notice", but that's hardly a critique on our species.
He and Spider-Man are cut from the same cloth. And unerring sense of right and wrong end, and a burdensome belief that they must write every wrong. So why is it so easy for filmmakers to make one but they can never do the other?
This is the stuff Christopher Reeve got exactly right. His Clark Kent was such a convincingly awkward dweeb. But then when the glasses came off, his body language changed completely, and he became Superman.
I showed that scene to a friend and she immediately compared it to the type of acting needed for the lead role in productions of the "Jekyll & Hyde" musical; to switch drastically between personas. I thought that was apt, since Mr. Reeve studied at Julliard.
A surprising number of actors did. Alan Tudyk did too, and he's unsurprisingly displayed similar skill in his ability to instantly shift between Jekyll and Hyde, such as his role on Dollhouse.
Christopher Reeve will always be my foremost Superman. His performance was perfect. Brandon Routh is the closest to have ever gotten to that perfection since and I was disappointed when he didn't appear in the role in later movies.
There's a presence that's almost there but not quite when he's superman. But so far I think he's been one of the better ones to do both Clark and Superman well.
That Wonder Woman, but I bet if Kal-El would need to wear a sword on his back while in a cute open backed dress he could also keep the sword between his clenched buttocks
I mean... it's also the fact that the writers just say so. It's not like a differently drawn disguise would have a different result. The story is alreadg decided on before the illustrator starts their work
Plus, it's like, if someone looked slightly like a famous person but works at a mundane place, your first assumption wouldn't be "That's Kanye West in a disguise!!" You would just be like,"Huh, that guy kinda looks like a discount kanye west" and move on, maybe joke a bit about it, but never believe it.
I was once in an elevator with a guy. I said "Hey. You kinda look like Martin Sheen." He said "Yes. I am aware that I kinda look like Martin Sheen." To this day I wonder if he was actually Martin Sheen.
A lot of different versions of the story. From 2nd to 27th. Consensus is that IF it happened, he just happened to see the contest, and entered without any of his traditional garb from the movies.
I tried getting into it but I just didn't care about the b stories and side characters. The only ones I was interested in were Clark, Lex, and the parents.
ohrightinthedink
Any other eye glass wearers now feel even more self conscious...?
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Besides glasses and the way he carried himself, Christopher Reeve's Superman even had the hair parted on different side.
defconfunk
Birthright, one of my favourite trade paperbacks. Best Superman I've ever read.
CityYeti
Reminds me of this classic Christopher Reeves scene https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/i6u842/christopher_reeves_physical_acting_as_he_switches/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
ChristopherHallett
As someone with big beautiful blue eyes and also a terrible prescription that requires THICK lenses, I feel his pain.
SamuthNBS
Fascinating how the dad's face in the second image is identical to Clark's face in the first panel.
Urktheturtle
Completely unnecessary over explanation...
ThisIsMyUsernameThereAreManyLikeIt
I really like the way this artist draws him. That schnozz.
tjm1226
onecowboytoo
Falkh12
He's also wearing a hat, and has a look on his face like he just heard about a guy named Randy Marsch breaking his world record
Seradhe
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Yeah yeah yeah, cool story, but what the fuck is that ugly ass art?
TheUnnamedPoet
Wearing proper prescription glasses would also help his disguise. I've known many people who wore glasses and had to move them on and off their field of vision depending on what they were trying to look at. Him having to adjust the glasses to glance at things would only help the disguise. He could move them out of the way to see clearly, but to anyone else it would just look like he was compensating for being near or far sighted.
C141Clay
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
spontaneous boners were extra risky
4vie
.... Do I just have a thing for women old enough to be my mother... uncomfortably... or did they make Martha *quite* hot for her age?
ToSisPoS
Comics seem to do that sometimes. Look at bangable Ultimate Aunt May
4vie
... You mean Marisa Tomei's Aunt May?
ToSisPoS
I meant Rosemary Harris but I guess yeah too
smegheadenergy
Mark Waid KNOWS how to write an outstanding Superman.
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
Superman Birthright is a DAMN good book. DAMN good. DAMN amazing. DAMN super. Go get a copy and read it now (unless of course you live in Florida and fucker Ron DeSantis banned it).
noonehasthisoneyet
It never was. Only those stoners on Twitter think he just puts his glasses on and people are confused.
Durahl
"So... When do I get my glasses back Martha? You know I can't see shit without them!" - Pa
ReverseSyzygy
"Slouch. Now you're only 6'4", noone will look at you."
GoodKingFuzzwumps
To be fair at this point there are JLA members who know who the Kent's are. Super secret identities just aren't a thing anymore in some comics.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
MelodyLightfoot
also makeup differences
kojenk
I was going to post it if you werent
underestimated37
Took me 16 years to realize she was in The New Guy, and I watched that half to death as a teen
Moriarte
I still refuse to accept that is Zooey on the right.
TheWayThatIsKownIsNotTheWay
these are two different people, you cannot convince me otherwise
midrealmknight
Precisely. The technique is highly effective.
sleepinggreenidea
nurmich
Zooey Deschenal and Wildanimalparkey Deschenal.
mt77932
lovelywhelp
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Safarey Deschenal
SharkoutofWata
Never thought a city would have an in crowd joke but there it is.
astamurti
It will always be the wild animal park to me
NotAHugeSpider
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
I remember, way back in the distant past, the canon was that his glasses had some sort of kryptonian SEP device built into the frames.
crackblind
I'm a big fan of the SEP.
Crowlands
One comic claimed he had subconscious super-hypnosis (Which is the same as regular hypnosis, but used by Superman. The silver age did this ALL the time.) To mind wipe people into not knowing.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Like that one time in one of the movies when he sucked the memories out of Lois' head...
grumblefish
"Somebody Else' Problem"?
Crowlands
Someone else's problem. People look at it and if they Do think there might be a problem, they go "Eh, can't be bothered."
bripi
Douglas Adams reference! LOVE IT!! The SEP field used by Krikkit, if I recall?
stephenmayhem
Birthright is utterly fantastic.
VodKanockerz
It's one of my favorite Superman series.
KingMagenta
I always loved the changes between the two. How Clark Kent and Superman can be two different people. https://youtu.be/BIaF0QKtY0c
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
I **LOVE** THIS SCENE. THE BEST!
DocBenny
Reeves was so damn good
4vie
The change is subtle, but effective
AlarmClockBandit
Not that subtle
GravyEducation
"Play about twins" oh so Fargo season 3
Ijustsigneduptoupvotethis
I just could not get into season 3, I know the series is a slow burn but it felt like that one was going no where at all.
GravyEducation
I mean gun to my head I'd go 2, 1, 4, 3 but they're all good. And I really liked 2
Ijustsigneduptoupvotethis
1 and 2 was awesome, didn't know there was a 4th
GravyEducation
Oh Chris Rock man! It's real good https://youtu.be/I4ISTHi45_s
cyno01
Hello there.
GravyEducation
Lampmonster
Same with Bruce Wayne. He's such an obvious candidate for Batman so he has to be so obviously not Batman nobody would suspect it.
Seradhe
Isn't there Something (comic, Animated show. etc..) where the Joker admits he doesn't care about Batmans identity?
lDanielHolm
Some versions, Batman could stand in front of the Joker and tell him his secret identity, and Joker would just not hear it.
Crowlands
Some versions, he knows already, and doesn't care. Others, he actively goes out of his way Not to know.
pilomotor
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
WHERE'S MY GODDAMN ELECTRIC CAR, BRUCE?!
Fawin
I have never wanted something fictional to be so real in my entire life!
Crowlands
Bruce Wayne? The playboy billionaire who just throws money at charities while holding big corporate functions he barely bothers to attend and living in his fancy-ass mansion with a butler? He's the protector of Gotham, risking his life every night? Bullshit.
blaghart
"you think one of the richest and most powerful men on earth is secretly moonlighting as a vigilante who spends his evenings beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your intent is to blackmail this person?"
ToSisPoS
Well I put my deposit down and I still don’t have an electric car.
LoopStricken
WHERE'S M'GODDAMN ELECTRIC CAR, BRUCE?!
Crowlands
(Also, Alfred is a trained actor and master voice mimic. He can fake Bruce's voice over the phone, or, with some padding, appear as Batman somewhere Bruce is.)
Lampmonster
Robin and Superman have both stood in for him too, Robin wearing lifts.
JokenPo0079
Never did like the "Clark Kent is an act" angle. To me it too easily leads to the Kill Bill analysis of "Clark is what Superman thinks of humanity." Superman is supposed to be a Super Man. Humanity. He's humble and kind and soft spoken because when we are kind and help others, we are at our best. Superman is strong and confident, because when we are sure of ourselves we can be at our best. One isn't an act and the other real. Clark simply knows when you need what. He shows the best of Humanity.
Crowlands
There's that famous comic of the big three giving their names when holding the lasso of truth. Everyone focuses on Batman's "Batman", but Superman's "Clark Kent, Kel-el." Is huge too. He's both. And he's Clark Kent first.
BaWitda
Superman is the disguise Clark Kent uses to help people. Bruce Wayne is the disguise Batman uses to interact with the world.
godskook
Calling Bill's rant an "analysis" of Superman is absurd. It only works if the only things you know of Superman are what Bill tells you. If you know him any more deeply, it falls apart entirely. He's flat out wrong, that's not Superman's "view" of humanity as a species.
ToSisPoS
I always felt it was backwards. Dean Cain had one quote in Lois & Clark that summed it up: “Superman is what I can do. Clark is who I am.” (But like Kevin Sorbo, acting is what they can do, assholes are what they are.)
godskook
I mean, he -is- Kal El, more than anything else, that much is true, despite what Dean Cain said. What's not true is the ideas from which Clark Kent sprang forth. In some versions, Clark is an organic extension of Superman. In others, like above, he's a persona designed to avoid attention. In those, it'd be accurate to say that Clark represents "that which Humans don't notice", but that's hardly a critique on our species.
ToSisPoS
He and Spider-Man are cut from the same cloth. And unerring sense of right and wrong end, and a burdensome belief that they must write every wrong. So why is it so easy for filmmakers to make one but they can never do the other?
ToSisPoS
And why does iPhone dictation start adding in punctuation and unnecessary words?
FrogBotherer
This is the stuff Christopher Reeve got exactly right. His Clark Kent was such a convincingly awkward dweeb. But then when the glasses came off, his body language changed completely, and he became Superman.
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNUu6Lf9mVU
sirbinlid
That happens to me when I take my glasses of my body language completely changes as I can't see frig all and I end up bumping into things
imgned
This!
metalrulercid
That and Christopher reeve was one of the most attractive men that's ever lived. Him in spandex was just believable as superman
rainbowstraws
Came here to say this. Quintessential SM/CK, always picture the scene where he walks in Lois' apt to tell her & you watch him Change
rainbowstraws
Aaaaand loses his nerve and snaps back xD
Julia928
He also has freer hair and parts it on the other side as Superman, a small but effective touch.
aPokal
Cranbananarama
MiloBloomm
Always good to see Robin Williams's roommate
borgmaster
You could swear he got a head taller even though he only stopped slouching. Good method with that guy.
MultiFacets
I showed that scene to a friend and she immediately compared it to the type of acting needed for the lead role in productions of the "Jekyll & Hyde" musical; to switch drastically between personas. I thought that was apt, since Mr. Reeve studied at Julliard.
blaghart
A surprising number of actors did. Alan Tudyk did too, and he's unsurprisingly displayed similar skill in his ability to instantly shift between Jekyll and Hyde, such as his role on Dollhouse.
MultiFacets
I'm not surprised by how many actors studied at Julliard; it's like the gold standard for classic training, as far as I know. (I could be wrong.)
CptRobotNinja
I love Cavill but I will say it's something that was a bit lacking from his Clark Kent
TaviRus
There was so much wrong with the writing of Man of Steel. So much edgy/broody. I never felt his Superman understood hope.
p75369
Until he tries to tell Lewis, then we learn he was a dweeb all along :p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIaF0QKtY0c
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Lewis?? But yeah, best scene in the movie. You can skip the rest of the movie, actually.
CitizenClam
I thought this was going to be the Lewis and Clark skit from Hysteria. https://youtu.be/v92KPijSgIs
Joxster
Christopher Reeve will always be my foremost Superman. His performance was perfect. Brandon Routh is the closest to have ever gotten to that perfection since and I was disappointed when he didn't appear in the role in later movies.
xizar
I was many episodes in before I realized they got Superman to play The Atom.
ThisGuyPostingThings
I'm not sure I'd say he's better, but have you seen Tyler Hoechlin in Superman & Lois? I wasn't sold on the casting, but he's fantastic.
Joxster
He wasnt too bad but seemed short of...something
justworkdamnyou
There's a presence that's almost there but not quite when he's superman. But so far I think he's been one of the better ones to do both Clark and Superman well.
Spoopytoad
Honestly i feel like what's missing is the writing... he never really gets to show how powerful he is properly...
eggmuffin
Chest goes out, chin goes up, butt is clenched, stance is widened.
WorkerLurker
Glad he didn’t fly like that
FrogBotherer
Could hold a penny betwixt them cheeks.
FoxyEllie
could probably hold a truck
HasteTheFool
Could turn a truck into a penny.
orangatuan
What about a sword?
GodsWorkSon
And my bow
Warutteri
That Wonder Woman, but I bet if Kal-El would need to wear a sword on his back while in a cute open backed dress he could also keep the sword between his clenched buttocks
beoluves
It's the clothes and the slouch and the tone and there's a million sketches about this. Clark Kent is a completely different guy than Superman.
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Iresemblethatremark
In Dolly's case, doesn't she just say that she takes the wigs OFF? Haha.
backitupthunder
Wigs, less flashy clothes, and less makeup
Youhavinagiraffe
I mean... it's also the fact that the writers just say so. It's not like a differently drawn disguise would have a different result. The story is alreadg decided on before the illustrator starts their work
beoluves
Yeah. But that's the lazy excuse.
TheSwedishCryptid
Plus, it's like, if someone looked slightly like a famous person but works at a mundane place, your first assumption wouldn't be "That's Kanye West in a disguise!!" You would just be like,"Huh, that guy kinda looks like a discount kanye west" and move on, maybe joke a bit about it, but never believe it.
WibblyWobblyTimeyWimeyFox
Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare
Freak0zoid
Rowan Atkinson had an experience like that at a car shop. Other guy would not believe it actually was him. There’s a clip out there, I don’t have it.
Frodyne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Decj0Q4a4U4
BlindGardener
I was once in an elevator with a guy. I said "Hey. You kinda look like Martin Sheen." He said "Yes. I am aware that I kinda look like Martin Sheen." To this day I wonder if he was actually Martin Sheen.
LtCmdrJo
Allegedy Charlie Chaplin came second in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
blaghart
Marilyn Monroe was supposedly capable of hiding in plain sight because of how much of her persona was basically an act. Lady Gaga is similar.
Crowlands
A lot of different versions of the story. From 2nd to 27th. Consensus is that IF it happened, he just happened to see the contest, and entered without any of his traditional garb from the movies.
LtCmdrJo
hence "allegedly"
tangent
Also Superman isn't disguising his face. He lives in the Fortress of Solitude. No one believes that he is living as someone else in Metropolis.
astrangehop
What kinda asshole would spend half his time at a mundane job for shit pay?
astrangehop
Also, despite it's many, many flaws— i like that in all star superman lex loves clark
BlindGardener
I would enjoy a romance between Lex Lothar and Clark Kent.
trigonman3
*Loofer
DonaldFuck
I really loved Smallville and how they explored their relationship. Lex was my favourite character.
DarkBusterBaron
I tried getting into it but I just didn't care about the b stories and side characters. The only ones I was interested in were Clark, Lex, and the parents.