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papadragon0
Hahaha Eli Manning for Mass.
IVIcGurky0
1. Nj has annexed long island like the Crimean peninsula. 2. WTF happened to Rhode Island?
orbit919
dui checkpoints, nice
WhySoSirius
NC keepin it classy
billdozer86
Tapas? Really North Dakota?
Shellzie2010
I'm surprised they even have tapas to hate in north Dakota
billdozer86
Exactly
LabiaCrust
Pride and Prejudice? I've never heard someone say they hate it or hate talking about it lmao
pyrrhlis
I hate it.
Foxyrain
"Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin bone!”-Mark twain.
Foxyrain
It's like dude, stop reading it then.
SweetLikeIcing
lol upvote for you
loremaster85
How old is this thing that it doesn't have NJ down as hating Chris Christie?
evols
probably cause multiple states hate chris christie
drfluph
Michigan has absorbed lake Michigan. Behold out michiganian powers
aFadingMemory
I hate people who leave shopping carts in parking spaces.
lemonsareprettygood
"Oh yay, a parking spot!" Nope, there's 3 carts in it. F those lazy people.
aFadingMemory
Apparently I also hate dating apps that are only available on apple shit
ratchet3789
Yep, been waiting for Hater for a good 4 months now. Might as well go make your own version of it and make the first hate "Exclusive apps"
TheMightyKibbless
What I hate more is people who justify this shit. "I make too much money to worry about that" "It keeps people employed" fuck you
MisterGunpowder
As someone who's job (or part of it) is to collect those carts...fuck that. Put them in the proper space. I have other shit to do.
TheMightyKibbless
Seriously. Doesn't matter what your status or income is. Don't be a fucko
ayymamacita
Then I suggest you never go to the Wal-Mart in Santa Ana on Harbor and McFadden you will loose your shit
prilldomon
As a Minnesotan, I enjoy drinking alone.
LovesToSpooge517
Right? Goes hand in hand with the Scandinavian introversion
Lemonsandwichs
Those God damn money clips.
StealinYurPopsicles
Colorado be like: https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-14-2015/iaAzvF.gif
PepperTheNickel
I like how Arkansas it's CLEANING! We f**king cover every square mile of this great state in pure chicken shit. Every mile of it.
balencedrago
And right next to it is anal.
wanderingsibyl
We're trying to best to incorporate hog shit into that mix.
Burghguy
This map is accurate. I specifically moved to PA for the simple fact that I despise anyone who uses a money clip. Get a fuckin' wallet.
wandergeist
Living next door to New Jersey will do that
justanotherhooligan
Mine is kinda both is that allowable?
AldoElMago
Me too!
RoyFuckingMustang
People use cash?
GavinScreaming
This is so weird. I'm from Philly and just heard someone make fun of money clips last week
fcknOOPS
I'm from Philly and I just made fun of money clips last week
cinematicheart
I'm from Philly and every man over 60 uses a money clip including my father and father inlaw
limeyptwo
What happened to Michigan?
Eaglemk4
Apparently we hate pride and prejudice...
ruferto
fucking times square....
ShartyParty
Nsync?! How old is this thing?
mybrothersmario
Plays all the time here, Shit sucks..
mrsmeeseeks
I was wondering that as well until I saw Fidget Spinners on CA
Nemacol
And Lyft for WV
Justanotheraveragejoe
PORN!?? WTF can we drop a state?
GnomeChompski
It's all those Mormons
adol795
yeah, it's a pretty religious state, unlike some other state, totally not looking at you NH
Oteneo
sure they hate it. Utah leads the country in porn subscriptions per capita.
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
why can no one get Michigan right
adol795
thats it's new state shape, at least will be when we invade canada for their oil
thesameasyours2
pocket sand http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/017/880/hqdefault.jpg
HapilyDamaged
shi shaw
EmeraldDPirate
As a Arizona native it should be dirt.
chickieboomboom
And dust! The damn dust everywhere all the time
eightcastles
as an arizona native, this
willowed
Is Rhode Island on here or did they meld it into CT and MA. Or am I blind
DrunkenWeasel
You guys hate winter as much as we do. Also you shouldn't even be a state. You should be a parking lot. I hate Rhode Island.
Loopdeez
Yeah well fuck you too buddy!
KlRKLAZARUS
It's part of ma on the map but we here bruh
Blaised
We're the light blue blob that hates middle America
captainswan618
I don't even know what happened before, but here's the updated version: https://goo.gl/dmCyKH
clar1nettist
It's a bit bigger because it stole some of Massachusetts. Look at Delaware and DC. Much bigger. And New Jersey and Michigan have extra water
noturaveragepunk
They fucked up the shape of MA. Rhode Island is there, with a little bit of Massachusetts added to it.
noturaveragepunk
They also made everything in Maryland after the Chesapeake Bay into Delaware
clar1nettist
Same with Maryland, Delaware, NJ, and Michigan (and DC I guess)
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
What the fuck is trap music.
CliftonSantiago
It's a style of Southern rap music, basically the continuation of crunk from the late 90's/early 00's. "The trap" is a crackhouse.
adol795
ahh according to google, it's a style of hip hop, though they may be talking about the edm version, which is "dubstep 2.0" basically
adol795
if you don't know dubstep either, it's synth "music" or a type of techno
cinematicheart
Music you set up to trap bears?
Devan24x7
I like tuna salad..
mechatriecechan
Same! I thought everyone here did...
Devan24x7
Chicken and eggs salad aren't my first picks for not-salads though.
NSAgent
TIL Nevada = Imgur
StankyPankySammich
So is this love? Because Utah loves porn. I think they have the highest dl rates per capita. Used to live there. Most of my family Mormon >>
StankyPankySammich
>>so I get why they say they hate it. But they use it all the time. Same with Wisconsin and trap music. A lot of people listen to new rap.
adol795
this is based off one dating apps hate info, according to the text at the bottom of the page
StankyPankySammich
Ah good catch. I did not read that.
adol795
it's an apple exclusive, so it's only like a potential %50 of the the dating app users per state
TheNeub
So why is Del/Jersey/RI/NYC all one state?
noturaveragepunk
Delaware- Casey Affleck New Jersey - Jellyfish Rhode Island- Middle America New York - Time Square
noturaveragepunk
Whoever drew this map decide that Delaware, New Jersey and Rhode Island were going to start conquering their neighboring states
adol795
it's a very lo detail map, they should have jjust printed one out and traced it, or just flat out copy pasted onto it
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious15
Do we all hate the same things?
TheNeub
Yeah. North Jersey.
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious15
That made me actually spit coffee out of my nose.
rouverius
Obviously whoever made this hated Geography class.
danlundy
What does Tennessee say?
PotassiumLover
I can't read it either
rouverius
Foraged Food
Baldgorilla
What the hell is foraged food? I've lived my entire life and never heard of such stupidity.
12rt2345g342563
Wild food that isn't grown intentionally by humans.
Baldgorilla
would you hate that? Sure it might taste different but imagine all of the new tastes.
TwistedTails
Right? All I can think of is people hunting or berry picking, who hates that?!
mexicutioner07
How bad is the graffiti in Alaska that it's the thing you hate the most?
TwistedTails
Well considering it's freezing most of the time and you have to fly in all materials (like paint) would be costly and annoying.
KyleBeach
Well, when it's a land of snow and ice, that smelly yellow graffiti gets pretty nasty.
lifenotfound
We hardly have any graffiti here, I've only seen it at the skate park and on a train.
AmArschdieRaeuber
How bad are the tapas in north dakota?
SwedishKarI
version with enough pixels to read
because my username
BlkRnbw
As an Illinoisian... I bit string cheese and I don't give a sheeit.
jhs2595
NC hates DUI checkpoints. That sounds about right.
Geistbar
I feel the people that made this map have never seen the borders of the Northeast in particular, along with many other states.
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
Thank you!
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
"vegetarianism" read naturally with a thick southern accent in my head. *sigh*
ShelbyTheDESTROYER
Im from Alabama and can confirm. If you're a vegetarian you're gonna have a hard time!
HotSpoon
Dovaskus
Bullshit on Tuna salad in Georgia. Unless it's those north Georgia cunts.
poppinfresh92
Username checks out
copingcabana
As a Giants fan, I love Massachusetts. Nobody's perfect.
GavinScreaming
This map makes it seem like middle America lives about 15 years in the past
mehimbored
I feel like Alabama's would be a given for most guys, but to be matched with someone solely based on that...
Sentinelricce
As someone who lives in Arkansas: Fuck you too, Rhode Island.
blacksocksnevergetdirty
Fellow Arkansan, I'll add my 2 birds
biggystigs
Thanks bro I was trying like hell to read what my state said
mjpruss
"middle America" fuck you you fucking easterner twats. Get fucked.
12rt2345g342563
Spotted the white trash.
DualSupernova
Not all heroes wear cape
FloriduhMan
Workout couples suck no matter where you are
JackHarknessNerdySidekick
What is their method there are some weird ass answers here
chopper35
as someone who lives in ct, i completely agree with this. i hate winter. then again, i hate summer as well. spring is awesome though.
XenoCore
New Hampshire has always been my favorite state for no reason. Now I have a reason.
McDiggi
Where the hell is Rhode island
SeriouslyAwkward
Whats wrong with nsync oddly square shaped state?
Lan1010
That'd be Colorado, and as a resident I have no idea. Maybe their music is worse when your high.
AkihiroN
God bless
a400mrunner
Doing the Lord's work, mate.
FarkasMacTavish
But you DID take the time. o3o
PizzaPizzington
LMAO DUI CHECKPOINTS, south carolina wtf
TraitorousTrump3
MapFail
inkeydoo
Seriously I'm from SC... and even I'm like wtf
Armored0Titan0
... bruh, do you not know what your state looks like on a map?
inkeydoo
Nah, I know were 'Hate Snowden', but I really didn't think that would be what we're about. Like maybe hate unsweet tea, or slow drivers..?
Armored0Titan0
Bro, that's NC, not SC.
somethingsomethingmcbob
Bless you, kind user
TheMershedPerderder
What the hell Utah? Is that just a cover up because the question was asked in front of your 4 wives?
Dwerioc
The east coast hates god, jellyfish, and the concept of a soulmate, and you're giving crap to Utah for hating porn. And I agree, wth Utah?
TheMershedPerderder
Jellyfish can sting and relationships are something that takes work, not just magically kept together by soul bonds. EAST COAST! *drops mic*
tehPhreakmang
Wasnt there a study out that Utah is a big porn be state
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tehPhreakmang
I love that there is pornhub statistics.... Let's just enjoy that fact for a min
Dwerioc
because the hypocrisy angle of "Mormonville leads world in porn consumption" makes for a good, if not entirely true, headline. 3/3
xicsess
Living in WI, What the fuck is Trap music?
SquirtleSquad420
Guess I shouldn't go to Iowa.
Jacksparrowsentmetosettlehisdebt
"Casey Affleck" lol
isthiswhereiputmyusernameat
This map bothers me that it cuts off Alabama's coastline
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
The less Alabama I see, the better
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
By gulf shores
DarthSalVador
Rhode Island went Russian and pulled a Crimea on Cape Cod...
XrectifyX
And completely removes Long Island sound.
Thunderhorse5
They didn't do so well with the great lakes either.
OrbitalSloth
lake Michigan is totally non-existent
DarthSalVador
What about New Jersey and Massachusetts?
isthiswhereiputmyusernameat
Oh god! Why?????
BigErnsDaycare
I'm ok with New Jersey being left off
HitlersSpirit
New Jersey is there; it annexed Long island
QuietLittleLeaf
Was thinking that too. It ate coastal NY and CT. O.o
DonteHaversham
As a wisconsinite, idk what the fuck trap music is. Is it like rap, trans people rapping, or music that lulls you into a bear trap?
1vefallenandcantgetup
Look up future (rap artist)
DonteHaversham
Having followed your advice, if prefer it be musiclulling me into a bear trap. Cuz its weird and I dig that
GlitchEnder
New Hampshire has no chill
Fancillymadeuporignalname
I love you
monsterhunter4lyfe
Sad Minnesota just wants friends.
OlanDyurai
Vesane
Spin class, keurig k cups, Eli manning and Casey Affleck are all things that I as a non-American have never even heard of
tezuma
to be fair I'm american and I only knew was spin class and that eli manning plays american football
werewolffbarmitzvah
K cups are little pods with coffee that go in a keurig coffee maker, and Casey Affleck is an actor and brother of Ben Affleck