Took a year off of work to be a stay-at-home dad and get my masters degree. I just graduated.
A wild Dickbutt appears
The Credible Hulk
You've probably never heard of the Millennial Falcon
My reaction every time I get a medical bill
MRW when the pickup guy calls and says the weathers too bad to pickup our portable storage container and needs to reschedule
Saw the light at the end of the tunnel today. Feels pretty good.
I heard on the news that Ken Ham is building a Noah's Ark at his theme park. Whoop tee dee. Pittsburgh's had one for 80 years.
It's my Cake Day! Apparently I've been here 4 years.
For my cake day: MRW I see people getting over 100 upvotes for their cake day.
It's true.
It started as just a corny confession bear, I swear.
Went away on business for a few days and my 4-year old made this. He told my wife to write these words "exactly".
After 8 years on active duty, tomorrow is my last day.
Kanye and Kim weren't the first, and won't be the last. For those who don't remember, I present to you: Frank Zappa's kids.
Because some of you get this
MRW my wife and I realize that when she finishes school I can quit my soul sucking job to be a stay/work from home dad
Slow Thursday morning at work, hanging out in user sub.
My response when the boss says that I "need to stand out more"
I've been a member for almost 3 years...
Best toy you never had
MRW I quit my job on Friday and realized I don't have to go to work on Monday...
It's everywhere...
MRW I logged in to imgur after being at work all day
Mondays, amirite?
My wife and I when my son says he could beat me at Mario Kart because I'm "old"
I just had a vasectomy and I'm browsing user sub.
Take this. It's dangerous to go alone.
How about this? So simple. So deadly.
This is you too. Admit it.
What Marcus actually said.
As a mobile-user when I switch to my laptop and discover keyboard shortcuts