Seeing how long we can maintain a 1:1 ratio!

Jan 24, 2017 11:13 AM

AussieAzza

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It's hot too.

inspiring

I don't care.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Good luck. You risk over doing it then resenting not doing it like you used to.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

How long were you dating?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

very valid point.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't listen to all the people telling you it'll slow down. Remember - she comes first in bed. The rest will take care of itself.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

45 of which were on their weekend honeymoon.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure imgur holds a 0:365 ratio (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Only 1:1? You gotta pump those numbers up.

9 years ago | Likes 338 Dislikes 7

Pump those numbers up.....literally.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 10

Still figuratively, mate. You can't litterally pump numbers. Unless they're those birthday balloon thingies.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean he's technically still not wrong though, since it's the act of /pumping/ that's rising the number

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah seriously during the honeymoon phase it wouldn't be crazy to have sex over 5 times

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Rookie numbers...

9 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 2

Pounding chest intensifies

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

how about 1:1.5

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

How about go fuck yourself!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Handjob?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

how about 3.50

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Beej

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

been married 11 years, 3 kids, still have sex multiple (3ish) times a week. Never gone longer than a week unless there was a legit reason.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Married 10 years, 5 kids... da fuck is sex?? #

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Pull out game is weak

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Who said i pulled out?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We used to do this too, then realized that the sex is better with a couple days off in between. But you go for it, you crazy kids!

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 4

so true! quality over quantity

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So true this guy had to say it twice

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

so true! quality over quantity

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Masturbation doesn't count.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

But blow jobs totally do.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Does it, tho....

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Been married for 17 years, had sex 60 times too! o/\o

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago (deleted Nov 9, 2018 12:07 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: He's fucking other girls

9 years ago | Likes 1589 Dislikes 14

Plot twist. She's pregnant.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 5

Plot twist: he married himself

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Plot twist: OP is the wife

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Girls? Op is clearly a fag. No offense homosexual community

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm operating at my limits. Who'd have the time?

9 years ago | Likes 507 Dislikes 7

@OP. So, there's 3 hours of your life you'll never get back.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Doesn't matter, had sex

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Internet guys who haven't been married, haven't had it great, and don't realize your body has limits.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's the spirit!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A real man

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 77

You tired

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 28

Eh. Not every joke lands.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

Like it was bad, but not what you got lol.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

-53? Here's a +1 for ya.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

60 girls on 1 day, 59 days off.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

That's a lot harder than it looks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a cruisin' for a bruisin'.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And just a white surrender flag pops cums out by the last time

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Life...uh...finds a way.

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clever Girl

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Well...uh, there it is.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Married 14yrs, averaged sad twice/yr during last 8yrs of marriage. She had no interest. Found out later her avg was way higher than mine :(

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, you have a great username so at least you got that going for you... https://memecrunch.com/image/52f147f01605fb4c1a0000f0.jpg?w=300

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4K video or it didn't happen

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only got HD because we dont have a 4k tv.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what they call bloodsport

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Menopause joke here

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Menopause joke here

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Till conception.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh boy, just think of all the sex you're having now as all the sex you're missing out on later

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a bad idea.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My 1st 60 days I probably had sex 80-100 times.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Married three years, we're still on about 5-6 times a week.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Luckeeeee

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We made a vow that we'd never be the type of couple to stop having sex, so we've even been known to schedule sexy time when we're busier.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That is so encouraging to hear, and it's one of the ways I want to be compassionate to my someday-wife and her needs if/when I get married.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Must be no kids?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, and we don't plan on having kids till we're in our late 20s.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was married 6 years....and you have already had more than me

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I was married twelve. Might have had sex that many times. Of course, she had it at least 5 more times than me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After we got married there was no interest in sex unless it was for a kid.She got mad at me when we did it and dicovered I dint want another

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sucks. Better luck next time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am already on next time

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well, there you go. I'm still looking for mine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First wife was like this. Sex only for a kid. When she found out I was sterile she got drunk and fucked some dude at a bar. She got her wish

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found out and hit the bricks. Never looked back. Only called her once after I found out and that was to make sure she got the papers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a married man, I've had more sex since I got married than I had when I was single.

9 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 2

I think this depends on how long have you been married

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you telling us that living with your partner and being in bed with them every morning and night increases the odds that you'll mate? plz

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Does your wife know this?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

no shit?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Honestly. Of course, I married a good one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Having sex with the same person you married? what are the odds

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, still 0?

9 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 3

Oooh, I was gonna comment with "once" but damn, you are more savage.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

No he said more so it has to at least be 1

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

If hand job count as sex than 1/4, still more than 0.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

;-)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm rooting for you to hit 100!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, we're Australian too. We got that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hee: rooting! (Sorry - I'm Australian. It means something different here.)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put a penny in a jar every time you have sex in the first year of marriage after that, take penny out every time you have sex. You'll never

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I've read that before and it's such crap. Yes we went at it more at first but we still go at it regularly now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

run out of pennies. I figured it out!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's like sports in college, you really make your money on the two-a-days..

9 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 3

Made bank on a couple of three-a-days...but then a rest is required.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

no doubt. no doubt.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's some good stamina. Asking a fellow brother, how'd you do it?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Youth

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Over the course of a whole day its definitely doable. Just gotta remember to eat and hydrate!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think the key is mixing it up. Bit of wham-bam, bit of sensual massage and spoiling.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At 42, I can't back to back. But if the day starts right..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you only get 500 for the rest of the marriage. conserve your points...

9 years ago | Likes 941 Dislikes 9

Feels like it don't it...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you run out, does your wife no longer give a fuck?

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

12 years married, this is not correct! So far 507 and counting.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Your into negative territory.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 6

I'm surprised at how popular this joke got. Reality: we start with 0 and earn points by being a good S.O. OP must be doing something right.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Guess you'll have to re-wife her every 500 days then :o

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's like cancelling your free generic_service_here trial before it ends only to sign up for a new one under another name. I like it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotta break up after 500 days, then

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Married 16 years, can confirm! Holding on to my last dozen!

9 years ago | Likes 211 Dislikes 1

19 years, 3 left here dammit.

9 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 1

Eh so another 9 years that should be enough.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years, already out of fucks... noooo!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lucky bastard! My ex insisted the magic number was "I have the pussy, I make the rules." Cut me off during the honeymoon.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If only she did it beforehand. No consummation, no marriage.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, ya, but we lived together before we got married.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Consummation of the marriage is not the same as premarital sex. Good luck to you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try getting an annulment with that line of reasoning!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This should be criminal. "reverse rape".

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Criminal? I don't know...The stupid part was why I put up with it...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True, why do we put up with it...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We? Sorry if you're a part of this sad group.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because true love isn't always about sex right?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Been married 12 years, have had sex 19 times so far this month. I keep track in my period calendar in case he ever whines that we never fuck

9 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 4

Downvoting you @DrGirlfriend81 for literally saying the same thing that you've been married 12 years....19 times this month....10 times here

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Downvote if you'd like, but people need to talk about this shit. And if I can get people talking, maybe they'll be inspired to do the same.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haha I do this too! I do try and take one for the team at least once a week if I'm not into it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the spirit!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's good, it's always so dismal to hear about couples who barely fuck.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Makes my heart hurt to think of married people not lovin'.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you got married super young.... gross...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, we were in our mid-twenties. Dunno what your idea of super young is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you single?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 8

Have an upvote for the cheek.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ha! You wish.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Hey I gotta ask, you never know, people do win the lottery occasionally

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God bless you, cause my wife has lost interest. She's gonna go talk to someone about it soon. We did it twice last year. We're 31 :(

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Get a kindlefire, get her Kindle Unlimited, let her read all the smutty books available, reap rewards.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There might be someone else...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We're not doing too good either. Too tired at the end of the day, too busy on weekends. We've compromised by doing lube-assisted quickies.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

JESUS! We're 36. 31 seems awfully young to lose interest in sex.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

We have a toddler, and she said that she's lost interest after the baby. She says she still finds me attractive, but just has no interest :/

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

We have an 11 year old, but even as a little bitty kid who kept me on my toes all day, it didn't dampen my sex drive with my husband.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Just wanna say it happened to my partner and I after we had our two little ones, I lost all interest in it and it really took a toll /1

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a woman, one of my worst fears is eventually loading all interest in sex. Even at 23 my libido is declining rapidly and I hate it.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I had the same experience around 23-25...turns out I needed to change up my BC + become okay with trying new stuff. it's back in full force!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hmm. Hadn't thought about the BC thing but I've noticed some other hormonal issues on this pill so that's definitely a possibility. Thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

stress, diet, exercise. Those are important factors

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

diet & exercise are probably mostly okay (minimal fast food, gym 3-4 times a week) but yeah stress is definitely a factor.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With kids, a job, a house to maintain and all that other adulting you're libido goes down. I want to sleep, not fuck!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's how I feel 60% of the time and I don't even have kids or pets yet. Just work & cleaning is exhausting, which is kinda sad haha.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine declines with relationship longevity. I want to want sex, but often too tired or health issues get in the way. It sucks. I'm 26 btw.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm 3 yrs into my (1st long-term) relationship now so I've wondered if that's a factor. Not a reflection on my SO or anything- he's great.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just remember to focus on the other parts too. Balance and communication is the key to a happy marriage. I failed to heed these words 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Sorry for you, man. Been there. 50% my fault tho.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I should have been intentional in my marriage. Most days i was just along for the ride.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess the only good is that we learned a lesson.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Painful lesson. But we survive and carry on

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my marriage and it is now close to ending. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'm sorry. :( I wish I could say or do something to magically make things better or give you another chance to make things right. Blessings.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But I am having to work on some very big issues in my mental health to have any chance of keeping my family together. It will take time

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thank you. Sadly when you do not seek balance and communication in a relationship they tend to fall apart. There is a small window of hope

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I may ask, have you and the other person talked to a marriage counselor or to a pastor (or maybe your parents if their marriage thrives)?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All of the above. The door isn't closed but its barely open for the foreseeable future.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't get complacent and lazy, if you both put in the effort it'll work. 10 years and 2 children n we still average bout 5-6 nights/week.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 4

that's pretty awesome. definitely #goals if I ever saw it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So many married people up above saying they don't boink on the regular :( thanks for giving the rest of us hope!

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

it really depends on schedule/kids/work, some people find out how to make it work some don't

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, the guy above is the exception.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ha, I've been married 8 years and we had sex once in the last 3 months.

9 years ago | Likes 368 Dislikes 15

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9 years ago (deleted Jan 25, 2017 6:47 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Very specific amount of times

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I keep track in my period calendar, lol.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't trust that. You're clearly measuring in dog-years.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why tho?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a medical issue. Tumor on the pituitary gland and hormone replacement for it. Makes me not even think of sex.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Braggart.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ahaha I didn't think I was.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hehehe cheers man, sucks to be us sometimes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

5 years, 0 kids. Four times a year? That must be nice...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Marriage makes the hole close :(

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 13

It took you 8 years to get to once every 3 months. Wow it took me 3 months. Teach me your ways.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well. The first thing you need, is a head injury, second get a tumor on you pituitary gland. 3rd, take hormone replacement pills. Bam.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay then......

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Married 24+ years and can't remember the last time. 3 years ago, maybe?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel for you. I' m not married, have been living with the same gorgeous woman for 24 years. We have sex 3-4 a week. She still makes me hit

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean hot. The hit is kinda obvious????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To each other?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

10 years and I shoot for 3-4 times a week. After we had our baby that 6 weeks was the longest dry spell.. I can't imagine a sexless marriage

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God's, these responses are depressing. My wife and I work at maintaining a healthy schedule and try to shoot for at least 4/mo. No kids.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

In an amazing relationship with woman that wants me as much as I want her. It can happen.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just got laid. It was nice. Wife got off work early. Then got off again. Lol. Now I am gloating. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been married 7 years, have a 3 year old and a 6mo old, and I've had sex every other day for the past month.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

married for 7, still get poon 3-4 times a week... It's sad seeing all of this. I fear for my future.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Pretty sure it's not about "time" it's about "people" ... :)

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think more along the lines of 'same dick, day in, day out,' and I see how that would get boring. Then again, I love my SOs Vadge still...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truest statement on this thread.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Congrats on the sex lol

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Thanks buddy.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years and mayyybe twice in 3 months. I just have a much bigger desire for it than him.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife is the same way. She is always horny. After my accident I lost my sex drive.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ouch, you poor bugger.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It blows sometimes but mostly I don't even think about it. She reminds me we haven't had sex in awhile and I give myself a shot and we do it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's awful. What happened if you don't mind me asking?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband hasn't had an accident. I'm the much more unhealthy/injured one and yet I end up taking care of myself while he's asleep.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have told my wife she deserves better and gave her an out once. Told her whatever she wanted and I would pay for the divorce. She stayed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got a severe concussion during a motorcycle wreck. No, I was not wearing a helmet.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What have we learned? I've had concussions myself but never from a vehicle accident. I have a tendency to have seizures walking down stairs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found out my wife was pregnant 2 days after we were married. 10 years, 4 kids later...I don't think we've hit the 50 mark yet.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well 4/50 is good right?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you Catholic? I wouldn't want to bone either if birth control wasn't an option.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We were using birth control but the medications have no effect on my wife. I ended up getting a vasectomy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good on ya. More men should step up and not be pussies about it. She had the babies.. A tiny op for us is more than fair.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you happy tho?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We demand an answer to this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yea

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Since you are married for 10 years you probably have already went through this but didnt it make you more distant from your wife?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, not really. We are a team

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

omg that's awful :((

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We're fine. its hard to have epic sex when kids keep knocking asking what we are doing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're fine. its hard to have epic sex when kids keep knocking asking what we are doing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buy a camper. And a couple dog kennels. Lock the kids in the kennels, go fuck in the camper.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been married 6 years and haven't had sex since July 2015

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 5

if my SO didnt fuck me for that long id get rid of them

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Damn. I'm sorry.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Is what it is

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But why though?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a hard time being emotionally open and she says until I'm able to be open she can't get in the mood

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What happend in July?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn! I feel sad for you...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can't imagine a valid reason for that.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Ouch.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Married 5 years. 2 kids (1 1/2 & 4 months) I haven't had sex in over 3 years.

9 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 3

Go do the do man... not good

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

You mean nothing's fucky. At least not on the last 3 years.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Check the ages of the kids, and how long it's been since he's had sex

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes I know. Fun fact, I'm incapable of having kids. Had to go and alternative route.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha, got it

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Dump her

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

uhm...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude, really? Mine is 2 1/2 and 4 months. Won't say I've got plenty of sex, but definitely not none.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

Ah bless you :). Joke went right over your head, but at least you have a sex life, so you've got that going for you ????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Don't down vote people just because they get more sex. This is a supportive group!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Read the original comment again, do the math...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He's joking...he has a 4 month old- do the math.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I voted you up Kellogleo, not sure what the downs are for.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think he missed the joke.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The math doesn't add up. It's a joke.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have a 2yo and I can count the number of time on one hand since he was born.

9 years ago | Likes 208 Dislikes 6

I have a 9 mo and have had more sex with my wife than I can count since my daughter was born. Make time

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Not that simple. Personally I wrnt allowed to have sex the first 6 weeks. And my child has slept by my side most days and nights since birth

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so has mine you get her to fall asleep then go into the other room....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So besides counting is the one hand quite busy ?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Have an 18 month old and I lost count a long time ago.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I also have a 2 year old and have been married 8 years and we have sex at least 5-6 times a week.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My 8 month old will not sleep if he isnt next to me (usually breastfed to sleep). I have no idea when I should have sex.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does your 2yo not sleep? !!! Are they holding you hostage? Is it a Terminator? Blink twice for 'yes'.

9 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Guys it's up to 74 blinks. I don't know what that means, but I'll keep the updates coming.

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Doing gods work son

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thank god you can get porn on your phone. I feel it helps a lot of married guys cling to their sanity.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 6

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah the circle of life.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kids will do that. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

I have 2, we still do it regularly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why though? My 18 month old sleeps a lot. Plenty of time to keep things going with his mom.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, poor relationships will. Longest spell we had was after kiddo was born, letting her recover. Been regular since.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 10

Also the standard obgyn recommendation for sex is 6 weeks minimum post partum. It's usually more though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it's usually more, then why is the standard 6 weeks?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Low sex drive doesn't mean poor relationship. People are different.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

There is a difference between low sex drive and 5 times in 2 years.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You can have a healthy relationship and still end up going "Damn, I wish we had more time for sex."

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

4month old baby and zero sex drive. tried couple of times for my hubby but it also hurts as hell. doc says its breastfeeding hormones. ugh:(

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not necessarily. Children are just a handful and sex isn't the highest priority for every couple.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

I'll have to disagree with all of you. I'll stack our responsibilities up against anyone's and we still make time.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

5 years in. Just signed an agreement to have sex "at least once per period".

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Efficent

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bad wording, sounds like the sex has to happen during the period.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Bad reading

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 18

Once per cycle would have been more accurate

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Sometimes you just gotta grab it and say, it's gonna happen.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Scheduling is needed sometimes. Hub knows he's getting some and wife can prep. Both need to make sure the groundwork is lain for ease

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Passion shouldn't be scheduled. All you have to do is hug & kiss your spouse and say, "It's snugglebunny time!" Works 98% of the time.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

I'm glad that works for you but a lot of people leave the house before sunrise and get back after sunset exhausted

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tell that to a body/mind that needs 30/45 min to get to a point where sex isn't painful/ unfulfilling. Not fun for me if she doesn't want it

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

OMG! Are you all kidding? Been married 14 years and we do it 3-4 times per week, sometimes 3 times a night. We have 4 kids, from 13 yrs to 2

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 6

Da fuq? Do you just tell your 13 year old to play music loudly while mommy and daddy wrestle?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've only been married two years, but we have sex between 2-6 times a week, which is honestly more than when we were dating.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

No kids yet but your comment makes me hopeful.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a great response. I bet that made them feel much better

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Married 29 years. Only slowed down to once a month since the hysterectomy (takes a little more planning.)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm glad there's someone who's getting laid... all the other posters have me scared. What are y'all doing right that other posters aren't?

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I don't know, my wife is great and really enjoys it. I think we don't let the stressfulness of the day negatively affect our relationship.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Before she started beating me, my baby momma and I had sex fuckin constantly. Such a bitch, but so good in the sack

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ain't that how it always is. The crazy ones are crazy in bed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOU PEOPLE DEPRESS THE SHIT OUT OF ME! GO FUCK YOUR PARTNERS, GODDAMN!

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 5

Ohhhh, THAT'S what we're doing wrong, we should just go fuck them. Wow. Thank you for your incredible insight.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Right. Jesus thank the lord we figured it out. We just gotta fuck. That's all. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who is about to get married, this scares me

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Jan 25, 2017 6:48 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I am married and have lots of married friends. THIS SHIT IS NOT NORMAL!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It's not healthy, but unfortunately it's pretty normal.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I guess I'd have to see some studies. These droughts are anomalies among people I know.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0