SlagathorDeb
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Thank you Imgurians. I really needed that hit of dopamine. How weird is that? Oh, and... the dot is green? I probably should book an eye appointment.
Aug 19, 2022 2:19 AM
SlagathorDeb
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Thank you Imgurians. I really needed that hit of dopamine. How weird is that? Oh, and... the dot is green? I probably should book an eye appointment.
thinkybrainpains
dopamine hits are addictive
BeachsideBarghest
Here you go @OP get yourself some notification dopamine. Best wishes
Jakethesnake357
Just start following a bunch of people
SlagathorDeb
What is this following business? I've been on imgur for years and don't what what you speak of.
supervillin
xoShiseUGA
kaeldra
Today @OP learns they are a bit colorblind
SlagathorDeb
yeah... I need to get that checked out.
kaeldra
Its a very simple test at your optometrist. I used to administer them. They only take a few minutes. Just ask during your eye exam.
RenegadeSci
monkeybasketball
Yes because I have been talking to an imgurian for months who is sick and I worry about them when there’s no chat notification day after day
SmokyDoggg
::see the blue dot:: ::get excited:: "Hi there! We're writing to let you know that the comment you shared was NSFW"
Kittenman15
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty!
StarscreamAndHutch
Do this instead
SlagathorDeb
No dogs here unfortunately. My cat sometimes allows pets. So I have that going for me.
EzraFell
Usually my notification is for comment replies. Also, I like your username.
SlagathorDeb
Thanks!
edgeman
Ding
TakeYouAway
I love getting replies way more than getting points
EzraFell
MrJollyBear
Here ya go
jimplaysgames10
dancingspaceflower
UraniumMan
Here's a dot and an updoot for ya @op
downrightmike
Red
STINKPICKEL
no, that shit stresses me cause I know some asshole or neckbeard took exception to one of my comments cause they don't understand politics .
StrangePaegan
I get anxious when I see it.
SlagathorDeb
Anxious? Nooooooo... to me it means there's someone out there that likes something I like. It's fun!
Shrike99
This. Sometimes I wont touch that button for days at a time. Reddit is worse because it shows you the number of unread messages - so I know
Shrike99
how many people I've potentially upset. And the more I ignore it, the bigger it gets, and the more anxious I feel. Currently at 114...
PicassoCT
Moderation has it in for me. Is a conspiracy.
PicassoCT
[User was banned for this post]
suckstoyourauntie
Me too.
nat300Lord
I love it. I get to talk to nerdy libs like me.
DeadeicPrints
I only get anxious if I said something mean. Then I kinda worry I upset or pissed someone off.
StrangePaegan
Am autistic, I get accused of being mean when I say something basic and neutral. Apparently everything has to be sugar-coated for allistics.
dwarfinaflask87
sirfanciesadrought
Haha relatable!
DeadeicPrints
I'm so glad others feel similar. I expected a lot of "wtf is wrong with you" replies lol.
Xero999
No I go on imgur because I'm bored then when I'm bored of imgur I click off then immediately click on imgur again because I'm bored.
AnnieGitchYerGun
What blue dot?
GamiCross
Blue?
Hellstorm99
Always... or when I only see people I subscribed to...
DeamgonDork
Is the dot suppose to be blue?!?@? I thought it was green?!?!
shof96
Its green on android
pritolus
Definitely green on Android at least
lEetfuk
can confirm
Togwoop
Green for me
4vie
.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_blindness .....?
km3000
It's white and gold.
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
Feralkyn
It's blue and black
Soufange
YANNI, LAUREL, COME SEE THIS SHIT
DownUnderDanny
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
It's red
bobbycottle
When it's read, it disappears.
WhisperingJeffGoldblum
Same here. Using the old design too, huh? Haha
dreikommavierzehn
Forever and ever
WhisperingJeffGoldblum
5?! Someone's popular!
dreikommavierzehn
That's right my boy Jeff. You're among celebrities here
Ark161
yeah, that is the dopamine rush...the validation, the psychological treat.
apathyisakiller
I started posting on the Frasier reddit because I'm rewatching it and I feel a huge surge of dopamine when I see upvotes on the posts.
RealityIsOftenDisappointing
I get lonely too OP. Is ok.
DJGnarly
Just subscribe to a few awesome imgurians and you’ll get your bells. I recommend @StupidSexyCentaur @imflukeskywalker and @Alsoashley
SlagathorDeb
subscribe?
DJGnarly
Oh, also @leifericson793 and @swordscomic
leifericson793
Yay
illmx
Only always ...
BushDidWolf359
Yes…and I really want dick pics
KaylMacLaren
Honestly, it happens so rarely that I sometimes miss it when it appears....o.0
ConsumerOfStories
No need to be coy, OP. If you want an inbox full of shlong, you can just ask.
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ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
tg2222222
Does this actually happen ever? Or is it just a joke?
resolved
PHRASING!
SchlongAsYoureOkayWithIt
So long as he's okay with it
SadStatue
Ummmm...??
Asgth
suckstoyourauntie
One time I asked if send dic pics was really a thing, and I am still recovering.
KafkasKarma
I never received any dicks. I think it's a myty
suckstoyourauntie
Maybe now. I was here in the before times.
KeithenA59
I hear people joke about this a lot, but does it actually still happen?
DadeCrashOverrideMurphy
Sadly not as often as I’d like any more…
Rorysaurus
Can confirm. Have had it happen.
Pfffftit
Eh, it’s schlong thank you
SlagathorDeb
I did not receive a single one. I'm so proud of the self-control!
MicahtheMartian
Wiener warriors unite!
Fuckweasel
I've actually tried that, much to my dismay it didn't work.
SaintCody
Im pretty sure ive seent you mine lol. Your username looks familiar
Fuckweasel
You have, little over two years ago.
SaintCody
Oh damn i didn't realize how long ago that was lol
Fuckweasel
Quite some time, indeed. ;p
RobotDorsVenabili
You can? It'd be like going back to the good old, less-censored imgur. Would be awesome, I'd be good with that.
psugab
DeanGulberri1
RydWolf
Oh look, it's Mario Dickfists.
LiarLiarPantsUntier
clitney
It’s literally in my profile and rarely happens lol
Pfffftit
Careful what you wish for
78927x4No1
8===D
Strategicgnomer
Interesting.... Did not expect these degenerates to hold back.
evilpumpkin97
I'd offer but I could only fill a thimble
petrolhead1987
YOU CAN FILL A WHOLE THIMBLE??? DAMN DUDE, YOU PACKING.
areyouelonmusk
Still counts
DadeCrashOverrideMurphy
No we can’t. Directly asking is bad. Gets you banned on Imgur. Trust me. ;) (otherwise I would)
Ac1dBurn72
Hi friend!
absolutelymad
We all see what you did there
Frostbitwind
Wasn’t always the case
ILiekToCookAndBake
I feel like this is an FBI agent.
RichardBehind
Full Body Inspector?
Madwollf
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
Hashtagdelta
Just what Big FBI would say
MechaNinja
You are old. I can tell by your username.
Ac1dBurn72
What does mine say?
MechaNinja
It says you wish you were as hot as teenage Angelina Jolie? And probably old?
extraDimensionalAnxiety
Duuuuuuddde! What does mine say?!?
Ac1dBurn72
Hahahahah
MechaNinja
Or maybe you wish your wife was that hot? Or maybe teenaged Angie is your fetish?
Ac1dBurn72
I was just a huge fan of the movie. And had a crush on her. It became all my gaming handles.
EdelwoodHikes
*Blue* dot? Is that a mobile thing? It's green on desktop... right? Suddenly I can't recall.
circlebreaker
I'm seeing green too... is blue a mobile thing?
Daevram1123
Nah, mobile is green too.
tocfanke4
It's green on Android on my phone
thespaceneedle
Blue for iOS here…
iReallyCannotBeBothered
Is your up vote blue too then?
thespaceneedle
No, definitely solid green, not teal like the notifications
h0lycr4p
I went to check but I don't have one :(
thanksarthur
lemme know, cause now I’m not sure either.
UseTheSource
now you have one
Fuckweasel
If you're referring to the notification badge, it's red on desktop.
Eomund521
Green on Mobile
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Maybe op is colorblind?
NotACanadian
"Is this some sort of mobile peasant joke I'm too sedentary to understand?"
SlagathorDeb
Shit. It might be green. Maybe I need glasses...
Lucallia
I'm pretty sure it's teal. between blue and green.
erock1918
The what now? Hold on my dial up is still connecting.
HelikaformerNubisKnight9
I think blue dot might be an iOS thingy?
Bombe
In some cultures blue and green are different shades of the same colour.
Feralkyn
@OP you might be color blind?
PotOfJam
Wouldn't know, I don't get messages...
ItWasNotAcceptableIfNotToLiveForTheSakeOfPleasurableThings
When it’s been so long you can’t remember what it looks like…
DillPixels
It's green. @OP might have a tough of color blindness.
Strangedays2026
Mines green is it a color adaption feature for the colorblind?
Aezoren
It's dependant on what type of colouration your screen projects, the difference between LED, LCD & IPS is quite insane
Aezoren
Somethings that are green on my IPS monitor are teal on my LCD monitor
PoorSucker
No, it's red for the colorblind.
MmmmmSoup
No it's green pretty sure OP is colour blind
BeanTootsAreBest
It's green for me too
PrincessPicklebricks
Someone reply to me so I can check. I forgot.
thespaceneedle
/a/eYWiJCH mine is teal
TheobromineAddict
And yours has a number in it. That's special.
kozmo403
It's always green for me...
dreikommavierzehn
Mine is red
Godfearingtiki65
Yall are getting notifications?
HedonistBeard
It's red on the old design. These other people have surrendered to the beta.
dreikommavierzehn
Even after such a long time I cannot call this new thing "Design". I don't know what it is. A random assortment of boxes and colours maybe
MrRandom314159
Ain't beta anymore. And it keeps opening in that new design every time I open a new tab.
HedonistBeard
Setting the right cookies to 0 will get rid of it almost everywhere. Can use an extension that manages cookies to force them.
dreikommavierzehn
It saves it in your user cache / cookie. If your browser blocks that, you lose the setting. Personally I keep them until closing the browser