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As a cat owner, I fully expect to die this way.
Nov 3, 2014 1:58 PM
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BunnyChanX3
*in grizzled voice* damn it you were one day from retirement frank
mubuku
Farewell Murphy, you shall be missed.
azazyel
I think the cat knows when my g/f has to use the bathroom.
SugarSmack
Just act like you're really enjoying it sitting there. It will get up immediately and move on.
chiefs86
I give mine a huge hug with kisses, tell her that I love her so much, and she leaps off my lap/chest, annoyed as fuck.
johanevj
I have no affection for cats whatsoever. Cats, being cats, notice this and always want to cuddle. Every damn time.
Idownvotewatches
YES! The less I want to deal with cats the more they want to rub their satanic faces on me. Confirming that they are indeed, assholes.
fyndir
Whomp is love. Whomp is life.
ishigoto
dont worry, he lived http://imgur.com/ITngSg2
Mattnader
Am I the only one having a hard time understanding the second pane ?
Cmydagger
I'm a cat owner and I don't have the slightest problem with moving my cat?
BrandonVasser
@agerbilnamedhamster how i feel when yoda is littlest spoon and staying without being held bc he loves it
tracereading
as a cat owner this is only true for about five minutes.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
This is funny, but how the fuck did the cat outlive him?
qtRaven
Cats will eat you if you're dead.
SouperMen
sauce: http://www.whompcomic.com/
V2Blast
Permalink: https://www.whompcomic.com/comic/just-sit-idly-die
ExclusiveGamer
I love me some Ronnie
TheDukeOfAnkh
I always upvote source
MedjayArcher
For a moment, I thought the username was SourceMen. 8D
IupvoteSource
+1
Ozrik
Q
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Whelp he's dead.
metalmermaid
Vatrumyr
woah.. surprised to see whomp on this.
HowieFisterbottom
Cat Lap: it kills.
BreoganHackett
Step away from the cat.
GrumpyMunkey
been there, but there should be a skeleton in the first frame with the cat scarfing down on the owners juicy bits. that's my truest fear
instantbeetle
Cat just sat one me and I wanted to eat breakfast, Iet him stay a bit, then I took a deep breath and my swelling stomach scared him away.
DarkWingedDuck
Murphy's law
JohnCaravella
Is that an Xbox logo on his face?
Shaboingo
product placement
OnARaineyDay
My cat rarely sits on my lap, so this is accurate when he deigns to lie upon me
kittensmakemesquee
As a cat owner, this is accurate. Also, along with death it generally occurs when you have to pee really badly.
WardSharlow
Just say something like "It's so nice having a cat in my lap." It will leave immediately to avoid pleasing you in any way.
twilightvulpine
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ironwolf6896
I move my cat all the time, he just comes back when imo done with whatever I got up to do
MooseDrop
Two cigars and he's a paramedic..... Hmm...
Aelinsaar
You try doing that job without some vices... you'll lose your mind.
CaptainBlockedPunt
You might be surprised by how many healthcare providers indulge in unhealthy behavior. Source: I'm an EMT and former Army medic.
RecombinantDAD
I'm a medic and can confirm we all look exactly like Frank
Smayds
You have a Red Cross tattoo and everything?! And also two cigars?!
SophiaLemonGrenade
Most paramedics and emts either smoke or drink excessively. It's a job that pretty much comes with a coping mechanism. Source: dad is emt
FirefighterCaboose
What if I do both?
CrotchRash
TIL I now have an excuse!
TheGirlWhoCouldntEven
I just lift my cat up and hold her with one hand while I move the blankets, and then put her back down and she just sleeps again.
LiRivera
Every time I do this to mine, she whines as if she was being mauled.
Penguinsandbroadswords
My cat rides on my boobs with her back half wrapped over my shoulder and neck. I can even got potty with her like this.
TheGirlWhoCouldntEven
Yep! my cat does that too and every time I try to sit and pee my cat runs in and jumps on my lap.....
iateadragonfly
My roommate and I love to wake the cats up when they're sleeping. They're so groggy and cute.
MollyNapQueen
You evil, bro! Damn, that's a cold way to treat our Gods.
agentmcgee
I do this and my cat scowls at me and goes on top of the fridge. Tteach me your magic!
TheAtomicTangerine
My cat is bigger, so I use both hands like a spatula to scoop him up and gently place him next to me. he never bats an eye.
Kadance
Same with my ferret Cooper, he sleeps so hard that I can pick him up and carry him around without really waking him up.
TheBrownPolarBear
Can i see a picture of your ferret sleeping?
TheGirlWhoCouldntEven
That's cute! Snake cats are awesome.
ZacMuerte
this is why you can't even...
Watchoutitsaflyingcatcactus
My evens just can't right now
TheGirlWhoCouldntEven
NO I CAN'T EVEN BECAUSE IT'S NOT GOING TO BE PRIME PUMPKIN TIME FOR VERY LONG!!!!
dannykings37
I just tell my cat i love her, it scares her off. My cats are not loving or cuddly at all.
TheGirlWhoCouldntEven
Mine was a feral cat that I rescued a few years ago she was nicknamed the devil kitty by almost everyone. Now she wakes me up to sleep on me
uninquisitor
that happens to me. except its not a cat but my parents...and my girlfriend...anyone, really.
TheGirlWhoCouldntEven
I recommend a dog..they'll love you if no one else will.
uninquisitor
Every dog I have ever been near has hated me. Went to a shelter and every dog either ran away, barked loudly or tried to bite me.
TheGirlWhoCouldntEven
That's ruff.
uninquisitor
Not preaching here, but there is a story about the Islamic prophet Muhammad owning a cat that decided to sleep on the sleeves of one of (1)
uninquisitor
his robes. Instead of moving the cat, he simply just cut the sleeve of and wore it.
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
maybe islam is all right after all.
AngryAndConfused
Totally thought he was gonna cut his arm off 127 hours style
doubledubs
That's really cool.
inkstaff
The more you know! Religion does not matter--be nice to animals.
PatrasNana
That's better than the story of him having sex with a nine year old! But he married her at 6, and waited 3 whole years, so that's okay!
uninquisitor
oh cool! I love how her age decreases every time somebody says this. But fact checking is for losers, so that is okay :)
PatrasNana
I have read up on it, and every time I read about it the age is the same so STFU!
Gnoll
Except that's what most sources say, even within the Muslim community... 6 and 9. Most just say that it was a different time.
raidleadergutts
It's been the same all along so you can stick it. I also love how you want fact checking but believe the cat story. This one is more likely.
thegriffin88
That's amazing. I freakin' love that and I'm an atheist.
Zaiyets
What does being an atheist have anything to do with it
MrSpindles
Maybe that there are messages in all religions we can take even if we disagree with the conclusions that the organisations have come to
azurepenguin
About not disturbing a cat nap for a second because you need to go to the bathroom? Wow deep...