I am going to assume that most of the people who come here and look at this are people who are mad at me. So I would like to give all of you a warning. It is as follows: I'm a dick. Like, seriously, just the worst. I will comment-argue with you for three hours or more if you keep the flame going. I literally troll youtube in my spare time to relieve stress. So, if you wanna go with me, just know it's gonna be a long, stupid ride. I'm probably not gonna make a lot of sense, and I'll probably insult you in one breath and try to make jokes with you in another. If you manage a pleasant interaction with me, you are rare. Pat yourself on the back. Thank you, that is all. Just cause I'm a troll doesn't mean I never mean what I say. Sometimes when I call you a dick, you're a dick for real. <3 Just cause I sometimes say what I really mean doesn't mean I tell the truth all the time. Lol u mad bro? http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-you-get-tricked-into-believing-stupid-things_p2/ http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-obvious-signs-statistics-are-lying-to-you_p2/ Act dirty enough, and you get put up on my wall. Good Trolling Targets, for my brethren: @Istanblue- anti-feminist @Caniac- die-hard republican, probs over 60 @shadowex3- anti-feminist @BrandizzleFoShizzle- anti-abortion @castororpollux- doesn't believe in climate change @captainikag- anti-feminist, aggressively antitheist @lassan- a total fucking idiot @TheContortionist- anti-feminist, says funny shit in reply to trolling, A+ @MedicatedLipStick- rape apologist, extremely pretentious @trustmeimlion- I don't know what his deal is, but he must suck in general because he's Forever Alone. Even I don't make that many enemies.
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