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If you're in need of a good laugh
FP edit: Glad to see many of you got a good laugh out of this! And thanks to you all, I've finally hit glorious! You peeps are awesome!
MaxximumB
Love Mr Hunter.
bobrossliveson
As Irishman, you can be a nice cunt or a horrible cunt. Either way you're a cunt....
GoBearsGo
Had that happen to me in Australia. Luckily, a local friend overheard it and said to him "He's American"...all ended well.
twsx
Reginald D. Hunter. 2 comedy specials. Both excellent.
donchamagoso
I like him more when he sings Don't worry be happy
theyoungestsmallestearliestpea
Reggie D is coming back to Dublin at the end of this year :D
MentyAsher
Reginald D. Hunter added me on Twitter recently after we bonded taking down a bunch of Trump supporters on there.
redtails2649
Not funny
DavidCowie
How could you tell he said 'passed' and not 'past'?
Bigbrother44444
Whats his name?
JamieSmyth
I always enjoy seeing this get reposted but...you know he has other jokes, right?
LooseWomen
Yep, same down under and in New Zealand. Cunt=friend, mate = enemy.
PunkySic
So fucking true. A cunt can steal half the food from your fridge and thats sound. But all a mate has to do is look at you or your bird funny
kisselFL
Bird? http://imgur.com/Ex1FthN
FriedIcecreamIsAReality
Haven't you heard?
SheDevilinaSnuggie
If I'm addressing someone and am polite, I don't care about them. If I nod and say, 'wassup bitch' you're my pal and I will fight for you.
theREALBayHarborButcher
Reginald D Hunter. This particular special is some of the best stand up I've ever seen. Highly recommend it.
familyguyandthesimpsonsareequallygoodshowsthatamuseme
No Irish person ever says "Jeez", and definitely not when drunk. It was more likely "JAYSUS". With the "Jay" part stretched out. "JAAAAYSUS"
33MrKrabs33
lets all laugh at the stupid alco's in Eire sure were all the same, hate these posts
CrazyMrowLady
As the daughter of an Irishwoman, if I'm not called a cunt affectionately, I think I've pissed them off.
BlackAttackMac
Why are you being downvoted? Bunch of cunts.
BreadyStinellis
I got downvoted the other day for saying my dad would call me a little bitch, affectionately. I called him an old asshole. Finally, I see
BreadyStinellis
Someone who can relate.
SirrLongDong
Repost. But up vote bc I still enjoy
AhHereNow
Fair system
GGCrono
Y'all always leave off the best part. "He's my manager now."
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
Every time someone posts something like this without sauce... god kills a kitten.
1CheekyMF
So, I'm going to Ireland on October, is it safe for black people? Seriously tho
AoShin
If you go to a super rural village (like 300 people) they might be like ''who's this cunt'', but that's how they are for any outsider.
CthulhuNyth
The Irish are generally incredibly kind and accepting. Just don't take their brutal and confrontational humor to heart.
LeftHandPanda
We Irish love a good sneer, no matter what time of day or alcoholic state
idontenglishsorry
Do you have alcoholic statees??? i thoght drunk was jsut normal and the others didnt existed
SerialChillinSpree
Well, there's buzzed, high, drunk and properly oiled. Am American, let's get schwifty!
skillerious
Just a bit of craic!
vnqx
This is him now. Feel old yet?
CiaraQuinn
He's still gorgeous
TheyCallMeFlimBarfer
Wow
Myowngrampa
No cuz I don't know when it came out
SirFeatherbottom
I didn't know Reginald D Hunter came out
NortherWinslow5
I thought that was a lesbian until this
MisterWho
Bruh
BababaMoooya1
Damn
lookattheceiling
Thats Reginald's english brother. Lenny.
Gmayor61
His pixel beard grew out pretty well
dontsayretarded0itsgay
Well he's actually 102 in black years so..
WhereDidTheLastHourGo
And at the moment he is performing from a wheelchair due to a broken leg. I saw him last week, still excellent.
Metallicat70
Fuck I' m the mummy.
MrPredator
Mythbusters started in 2003, 1yr after I graduated HS. It ended last year when I turned 33. I feel fucking old as hell.
SerialChillinSpree
Turn 34 next week. Isn't weird how all of 2000's just seem like nothing except for great recession? No greatnessl or something can't put it.
MrPredator
Yea, I turn 34 tomorrow. It was 2007 to 2012 that was horrible for me, the beginning of my 10yrs of unemployment.
SerialChillinSpree
whoa, that's a long time. Medical?
MrPredator
Tried to get a job out of College and when 2007 hit, no one was hiring. 1yr became 2, 2 became 3, etc.... Just snowballed.
skillerious
Ainsley Harriet?
DoctorParmesan
I read your comment, scrolled up, had the picture of him drizzling oil pop into my head, and lol'd enough to scroll back down. Thank you. +1
AmericasRealBaldEagleCaaaw
Yep. Thanks for that.
princeaizen
I heard he has a pet tiger
gamecreator
I feel Uncle Phil old.
slightlydisabled
First things first Rest In Peace Uncle Phil
gamecreator
Shit, I meant Will Smith.
ThePolarMole
Reginald "delicious" hunter
AngryHumanoid
"Well Sausage Roll..."
ThePolarMole
I apologise if I butchered the name.
veryfreakingbored
I'm a grown ass man dawg, I ain't calling no other dude "Delicious".
SnoozyBat
Geez you are a mean cunt
AnonresponsivE
I'm a grown ass man too! But I call my boyfriend "Delicious" all the got damn time.
rajaat
Best comment, here's your upvote.
GaseousMaximus
Its never stopped Bruce.
chrisat928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sb7ghkEi32w
Pebos11
That was awesome! Thank you!
RobotMassacre538
It was good but I feel like the audience laughing every two seconds ruined the pacing
doomladen
another oddly compelling vignette https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6UWL2A_TBk
liptonteabagger
damn, with a hard R too
VerdantApollo
I'd say the Russians are.
Spudders
NBC blocked it in my country :(
CatsandDnD
Same for me :-/.
talenphillips
I'm giving you an upvote, but PSA: You're supposed to include the word "source" or "sauce" so people can ctrl-f this shit!
BlackAttackMac
Oh wow. That's so generous of your highness. Shut up. He's not supposed to do shit but stay black and die.
cvpsu
Nigga what
BlackAttackMac
Don't make me say it twice.
Se7entwo
Funny shit! Good looking out!
Twinklepot
Can confirm that this is true
thecheckisinthemail
It's very clearly historically true. When Irish immigrants settled in America, they were treated much the same way as black people.
thecheckisinthemail
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Irish_sentiment
raidleadergutts
Inb4 BLM types coming out the woodwork to tell you that white people have never ever been enslaved in history, ever.
Anthonlee
thecheckisinthemail
TheDeanofLean
ruferto
and so, after careful deliberation they decided to take over the bar and police industries
thecheckisinthemail
TheScarfyDoctor
Wise as the Irish, as they say.... Somewhere. Probably.
tooomanysteves
Sounds like Irish and Aussies would get along well.
imgurusername7
Where do you think a lot of the aussies are from?
AoShin
Dude, Aussies are the bastard prison kids from Ireland. Hence why they're both awesome.
tooomanysteves
My mother came over from England first class, thank you very much.
tooomanysteves
My dad's side on the other hand... 7 generations in As from Scotland, so probably convicts!
tooomanysteves
*Aus
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JupitersWitch
Im assuming "off chops" is the same as "off the hook."
PunkySic
Or it just means he was off his face.
JupitersWitch
PunkySic
Is that not a phrase where you're from?
tooomanysteves
You mean going off like a frog in a sock?
Sexlexyia
Only be worried if an Irish person doesn't make fun of you.
MarkusZ91
oh aye, have had that happen.
Ninjainslippers
As an Irish person, fuck off ya cheeky little shit.
Thehumblebubble
Can confirm this is true. If we don't. Run
GigglingWordBearer
@sexlexyia Or if he takes his hat off. :|
Sexlexyia
You can leave your hat on pal it's ok
GigglingWordBearer
;)
kaptiankitkat
Wow I gotta move to Ireland
Hyippy
If it's all the same I think Ireland will pass on that "honour"
yougotbiggay
I am Irish, can comfirm.
Cybergirl57
My roommate of German descent also follows this logic
flattoppancake
You've never known true sarcasm until a German unleashes a tongue-lashing without changing his facial expression one iota.
ElbowdeepinElmo
I'm a pretty sarcastic cunt and people get confused if you're being sarcastic and not smiling or laughing - anything that tells you're
ElbowdeepinElmo
not serious, really. Quite a few people take you serious if you don't smile/laugh when saying something sarcastic.
avervetmonkey
That's because deadpan sarcasm that isn't obviously sarcasm only works on those who already know you & your values. See Poe's Law :(
TheIrishMike
zflazeda
My friend is Russian and beats me senseless sometimes, does that count as love?
2fligh2high
Only if he does it after drinking vodka.
FuckMyAssAndCallMeObama
As an Irish person I can confirm. A common greeting is "howyadoin, cunts?"
RightInThePleb
Alright, dickhead?
FuckMyAssAndCallMeObama
That's the spirit!
ComputerAntiPope
You know what's fun? When your family is Irish but you live in America and Americans get offended when you mock them.
BreadyStinellis
But making fun of eachother is the American sense of humor.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Depends where you live.
CoalBee
I think it depends where you come from. My family talks so much shit about each other. The banter really gives you thick skin
pajamallamadrama
Not my friends and I, we have insult wars on the daily! Everybody gets roasted. I'm short and pale so they have plenty of ammo.
youoweme5euro
I saw it Conor. You were pretty harsh to Floyd
frzn
Fuck you, I've never been offended in my life, I can't believe what I'm reading here
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
dAnderthal
Aye, I work in a South American restaurant, those latinos don't take any kinda banter as fun. Unless you outnumber them.
TheBlackWindHowls
What does that mean? Are they planning something?
FuzzyX
Anything serious including expecting you soon killed on the moors by the local werewolf.
Thearchitectofyourdemise
If we don't make fun of you it means we genuinely do think you are a cunt and you should probably watch what you say and/or do
Hyippy
I used to mercilessly mock my friends drumming and art. When he started a film course and wrote his first script I complimented it 1/?
Hyippy
Because he was excited and it wasn't very good. His reaction? "That bad is it? Give me your honest opinion please". Yes we're Irish 2/2
XplodingUnicornGlitter
Means we don't like you.
OneLadBand
That's how we communicate
LRHJr
I do to, im from ohio tho, white boi
WeHavePi
Shut the fuck up ya cunt
confirmsthings
It's as if an Australian doesn't call you "cant!"
HeshTK
Im American and people get offended on how me and my Dad talk to each other. Its all insults.
bananamaniaman
Yeah, if were being theres am obvious un-mentionable problem with you, ye bunch of gobshites! :)
Svimbi
Irish people are the best!
SmutMonger
Im sorry, but you're wrong. Croatian people are the best.
Svimbi
Well, maybe we could find some good ones in the US of A too!
2fligh2high
Neighboring country's might disagree slightly.
Sassmachine
Yeah, then check under your car.
Feckthat
It's the same as any other country.......
EndersGameofThrones
In Ireland they jokingly tell Americans to check for low flying planes before going into tall buildings.
Sassmachine
Aha, they have tall buildings in Ireland? Isn't it dangerous for them to have all those stairs?
Hyippy
For what? The CIA tracking device? In fairness it's probably more likely the NSA is violating your "freedom" on US soil.
Sassmachine
How many Irish are in the CIA?
VinnieJonesDiary
It's a reference to the widespread use of car bombs during the Troubles in Northern Ireland.
Hyippy
I know I'm Irish I was throwing his stereotype back at him
datspookyghost
Does this apply to Australians too? My friend calls me a cunt and assures me it's how he shows his love.
Tylvian
be careful of what love he wants to show you.
MisterDildy
In my circle of friends: "Fuck You," is a term of endearment.
CharlIly
Once my friend told me "mate, if any of your aussie friends calls you a cunt, you're alright."
Aesurah
Aussies make fun of things they love.
Freeflare
I have heard it said that what Australians consider playful banter Americans would consider spite.
goodoldwoofers
If you have a positive relationship with an Aussie and they call you a cunt, it's affectionate. If you don't know an Aussie all that well
goodoldwoofers
and they call you a cunt, you're in hot water mate.
FullCrimsonic
Mate, its our GOAL to try and piss our mates off in any way we can. My friend is dating an Asian girl and we went for drinks then I said to
FullCrimsonic
Him "why are you holding her so tightly? You worried immigration is going to grab her and send her home?" That's our style of love
MnightShariaLaw
I do this too and I'm Swedish. I just like to make fun of people.
MyCatsAreAttackingMyTV
What a cunt. ????
izmi
Then... that is not what we're talking about. Aussies and NZ'ers often use it as a term of endearment, not to make fun of people.
Jonokiwi
We do that too in NZ, it means you're gonna have a great friendship and lots of beers.
NCPBullet
Delt with kiwi forces during nato operations as well. They let me fire an aug
dex2775
The Aussies literally had to invent a new insult because 'cunt' had lost its impact. It's 'shit-cunt', for those interested.
BaronSteggles
Fact!
ShaneYolo
call your mates cunt and cunts mate
Kkenn
1010100111
Walatalalaw
Nah yeah
d0o0o0d
He thinks you are a warm person, with great depth.
ODSTsRule
thx, that cracked me up 2 times already while eating my breakfast :D
lamiavolkov
and may or may not wants to be inside you
MrColumbeanu
But also slippery when excited.
DragonJak
as an Australian, i can confirm.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
A bit moist inside.
NCPBullet
Can confirm from dealing with multinational forces. Aus. Cunt means mate.....Mate if said TO you means cunt/fuckyourself BUT
NCPBullet
If said ABOUT you "this is my mate, Jon" then it means mate
ZedaZ80
Wow, there are a lot more gay Australians than I thought o_o
SomeCrazyNerd
Gay? When did that come up? Have I missed something?
dizzysn
Well it WAS a prison colony, what do you expect?
draconichide
I do this too. I'm from Iowa
KeilyThinksitseasypeasy
it's not even limited to English speaking countries.. some germans do it too
RedCharlie
Confirmed.
pontymythonandthegrolyhail
Aay. I’m from Iowa too We should get some duos sometime
draconichide
I have no idea what duos are. But sure.
pontymythonandthegrolyhail
It’s a coffee shop in waverly
Drennen
From Iowa, can confirm.
Alohey
Same here
imachikenlol
From Canada, if someone listened into my boyfriend and I's conversations they might think we're having a domestic dispute.
sunsoutgunsoutoaf
I come from Sioux City. Can confirm. Especially in winter time holy fuck.
draconichide
Ayyy sewer city. I use to live there. Road construction still bad?
aroadtonowhere
Heyyyy reppin the ol Sewer City!
WeWillHaveAGoodTimeForABit
#teamiowa I'm in Mitchellville. I bet even most of the Iowans here don't know where the fuck that is.
sunsoutgunsoutoaf
Lol yeah no fucking clue. I know Lemars, Sioux City (obvs), Estherville, and fucking Orange City.
draconichide
Fuck orange city. That's all I have to say.
ImJustHereToFuckSpiders
Ames here, can verify: No fuckin clue where that is but high five Iowa!
WeWillHaveAGoodTimeForABit
Ya know where Altoona is? I'm 10 min east of there. Alternatively if you deaded due east on I-80, I'm like 25 min away from 235 mixmaster.
draconichide
Nope but no one has ever heard of ricketts one of the towns I have lived in.
ViviFuchs
Can confirm... If an Ozzy calls you a cunt then you're in good with em'
DirtRockets
Worry when they call you mate. That's the bad one.
ImTrappedInMyComputer
Depends how it's said really. A fast "mate" is used to end a sentence, if it's a pointed "Mate" then its a bad one
Jrook
drflopicus
*aussie. We ain't black sabbath
Notthen82
Yeah, more this a than the above
ItsMidnightSomewhere
Kind of depends a bit on the tone and circumstance too, lol
ItsMidnightSomewhere
If someone says "oi, cunt, you want a beer?" = friendly. "You're a right fucken' cunt, aren't ya, MATE!?" = you're about to get head punched
Lilyyyyy
"You're a right fucken cunt aren't ya, mate" is British. "you're a deadset cunt aren't ya, mate" is Australian. Source: Australian.
Subtlelight
More explanation! "That guys a mad cunt!"=positive. "Yeah he is a bit of a cunt" =negative
Saffron89
Young Brit kid my dad was mentoring referred to him as a 'funny cunt' at our dinner table. Mom's face was priceless.
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HOWBOI
So fucking true ya twat
BewareTheIdesOfMerch
Am British, can confirm. When I'm angry I enunciate more clearly, sound excessively polite, and use even more large words than normal.
JamieSmyth
as a fellow Brit, beware if I start to use...formal correspondance. If I put "regards" instead of "kind regards", I am fucking livid.
BewareTheIdesOfMerch
I tend to sidestep that by only ever using "regards". If you can't find any dangling prepositions, though...
BluebellRhymes
Manners maketh the man...
eagleandy93
Interested to see Golden Circle
mistressimpatient
Should I be worried my crush call me 'young lady'?
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mistressimpatient
Fuck. I'll be damned.
GifAsInGiraffe
Would you like to repeat that, friend!
Thearchitectofyourdemise
That could go either way though, it could be an insult or a compliment, depending on how it was said.
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izmi
Same in NZ. When people get super polite, you run for the hills.
SoberAndBored
"Would you care for a tour of the car park?"
Silentbunny
Or turning towards them with a high class 'Excuse me?'
Saffron89
"I beg your pardon" was how we knew to scatter when mom was in a mood.
Saffron89
He did! He was an absolute joy to have visit, and he did apologize to mom, he forgot that it's not necessarily a polite word in Canada
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nakedangel
That's just rude. Funny description, but only boorish types speak so very disrespectfully like that.
nakedangel
Ah, yes. The distinguishing line that separates the classes. No, only classless idiots would be that rude. Are you chavs?
Saffron89
Unlace your corset a tad, it was a fun, informal dinner, not like he said it in front of the queen. Mom was just caught off guard .
nakedangel
Yes. You are all lower class. It's a vicious stereotype that Britons are classless, potty mouthed arseholes. It's not true.
Saffron89
Good fucking luck for you I'm Canadian eh? Further, I'd rather be lower class than a stuck up priss. Have a lovely day.
MrHashSlingingSlasher
Cunt
JamieSmyth
I'm the sort of person who almost never swears, but even I've called my fiance a "lovable cunt" from time to time.
Saffron89
Context is key! My friends call me a batty cunt as a term of endearment!
nakedangel
Exactly.
Saffron89
Haven't you gone back to cotillion yet?
BreadyStinellis
Not really. Also, what's wrong with being boorish? Get your head out of your ass.
XplodingUnicornGlitter
Fuck off, cunt
Hummingbirdbandit
You sound like a heap of fun
Frontzie
He sounds like a cunt.
Hummingbirdbandit
That, too.
GreenYawgmoth
So when you read this, did your monocle fall into the caviar dish or the champagne flute?
nakedangel
Why, are you preparing to steal those items soon in order to supplement your income?
GreenYawgmoth
It's really sad that's the best comeback you could come up with in 7 hours.
nakedangel
You're not worth any more effort, besides, it rankled your nerves.