SmutMonger

41524 pts ยท April 29, 2012


One time I vomited from the top of a really tall bridge in Tennessee, because that's what redneck girls do. It was red because slushy. The moral to be learned here is that you should always go easy on the drugs when you're with your grandfolk. Deuce made this for me, nyah nyah! http://i.imgur.com/PVgfXtq.jpg

You've never seen anywhere stranger!

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Comments 34
Views 4185

Fuck this

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whereismymind

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I like plants a normal amount

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Comments 1
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A package was delivered.

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Search and rescue: porn theatre edition

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Comments 5
Views 1984

This kitty has been visiting me lately

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Views 2302

Havin' a good time.

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I could not take it anymore.

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Cutlery Critters

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Well...

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Apparently folk still don't know.

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What am I supposed to do now?

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Business time

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Um... is it supposed to be like this?

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Human error.

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This is porn.

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Funny money

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I once knew a Kitten

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Views 330

Drunk folk

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Views 1767

Wait, what are you selling?

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Pirate kitten.

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Views 274

We run a porn store together, sometimes things get hairy.

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These titles are getting ridiculous.

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Cigarettes will AT LEAST ruin your manicure.

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First time in a long time.

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I have a creative hand, but not a creative mind.

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Danger! Danger!

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I hope my fridge is just too cold.

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Did Rand Paul just assume my gender?

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Second hand Hitler table

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Views 536

Not at all what I had hoped. It's kinda pretty, though.

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Someone gave me this, and I'm too excited

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Views 520

Skittles come in a plastic tub in Europe!?

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Another bird trapped in the porn theater.

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What a sad state of affairs.

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