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104296 pts · March 26, 2011


Swiss gamer rapidly approaching 40. Used to be in IT. Worked in Northern California for a little while. Was fun. I came to be very unhappy in my learned profession, so now I work unlearned blue-collar jobs, earning about 1/3 as much, but being a lot happier. Conservatism is a defect.

You know those dumbasses who miss their exit and still try to cut across? Imagine getting two of them, at the same time, in opposite directions!

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Anne Sacoolas is a murderer

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MRW I open imgur to see funnies, and every post is about some nonsense that happened in fantasy league finance

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FOR THE HORDE

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What could possibly go wrong?

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Oh, the drama!

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When you're only allowed to have 1 piece of cheese

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Parking Skills! (Part 2)

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Just your random reminder that Life of Pi is a film. That exists. And is indescribably incredible.

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Adorable little worm

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Roadhog Hooks....

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:(

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MRW i opened my email today

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I feel slightly patronized. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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Just in case you're having a bad day, here's Louis CK imitating giraffes trying to have sex missionary style

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Help me out

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Las Vegas

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Fnatic's Heroes of the Storm team was meme'd into making a Backstreet Boys cover video

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I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going

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Parking skills!

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Cool guys don't look at explosions

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Free rock!

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Let me just get a foothold here.....

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MRW i have to come to the office and work on saturday

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What's this? Oh shit.

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I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay.

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Every PMQ in the House of Commons these days...

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MRW I drive a 67' Ford Mustang down a main street in Long Beach in reverse and the kid in the car next to me grins at me

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Sometimes, YouTube comment are good

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Good morning, Switzerland.

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I love that little kittens always seems to not have an idea what's going on.

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When your SO is mad at you but you're armed with food

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When my friends and I have been up for 24 hours playing vidya and I ask "Wanna get burgers?"

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ᵐᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵐ !

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Let's go straight for the outer lane, cut across two lanes, while there's oncoming traffic. Yep, that sounds good!

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He ruins everything.

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I fucked myself up again tonight

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Tool-assisted 8 red coins

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Surprise moose

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Haven't seen a GIF of this great movie moment yet, so I thought we should have one

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For all its faults, Oblivion (2013) does have some gorgeous visuals...

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I can't watch this ending without shedding manly tears..

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When two dickheads meet in traffic

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Some people are so dumb, their stupidity actually can cause you pain. (Today in Switzerland)

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Walensee, Switzerland

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Not today, mate.

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When you just can't help but feel the beat

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derp

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Such a delightful human being.....

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One of my favorite places to spend my lunch hour

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Sudden movement = Popcorn Kitten

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Frankie Boyle, telling us in his always delightful way how he feels about the UK's current government

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Kitten rescue!

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Slow motion love pounce <3

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Fluff, coming through!

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The Forrest Gump guide to crying like a bitch, in 3 steps!

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wat

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Ambulance: HELLO FRIENDS!

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