Nah, I want to wake up to the news, call out, be told no one is coming in anyway, get invited to a celebratory cookout, and day drink with friends and comrades until the sun comes up the next day.
Reminder to Americans, buy your champagne now. It's going to be much more expensive by the time it happens. Not to mention the fact that everyone's going to be buying at the same time, meaning stocks will run low.
It's bad enough that you're hoping for old age to do get you out of the mess, but also it won't.
This is not like the Ring melts and the dark clouds go away, because it's not one individual causing all the corruption. There's a widespread societal disease that you can't quite punch, and it will linger for a while and maybe dissipate without one big dramatic reckoning.
I just want to outlive the bastard, if only by an hour. As long as I'm aware it happened before I go myself, I'll feel joy and hope for the people I'm leaving behind soon.
I plan on hooking up my mixing console, a Neumann KM-184 condenser microphone, dragging my speaker system outside, cranking things up as far as tolerances allow and then after 'testing one-two-three' I'm gonna say one word as loud as I frelling damn well please and the HOA can kiss my butt. and that word is this word, and imma say it JUST like Bobbins, to the best of my ability:
Which is exactly what happened in Chicago when Biden won, lol. We popped champagne in an empty lot across the street and invited strangers over. My 2nd-floor neighbor played some "Fuck Donald Trump" rap song. Car horns blaring down the intersection. High fives and hugs on the sidewalk with people you didn't even know. That shit was the most Chicagoan I have ever felt.
yeah, that's where I was thinking she was going.. 'I hope it doesn't happen at night because I don't want to wake up thinking ww3 started with all the fireworks suddenly going off'
He’s so hated that you don’t even need to explain what “it” is and who it’s about. And don’t even need to say that motherfucker’s name for you all to know who I’m talking about.
I am somehow happy about the fact that I live in an age where the bad guys still die. I hope that will be the case for my kids too. Sooner or later they will be rotting carcasses on golden thrones living by the sacrifices of others.
It won't mean anything. I'm sorry, but as long as there are still people like Vance, Miller, Bannon, etc., as long as the Heritage Foundation still dictates the policy through Project 2025, as long as Israel still owns 95% of congress, it won't matter. It's not about one man. The entire system is rotten, and they all need to go.
While this is true, he's vile enough and close enough to death that we can celebrate when he's no longer wasting oxygen. Nothing will change in the long run, but no more headlines about some stupid, unintelligible gibberish he spouted out.
Enter cynical me: when it happens you'll be left with the system, structures and boot licking lackies who enabled this to happen still in place, a population of voters who will mourn and deify him, and a slew of wanna be replacements. I'll still laugh though.
Those people little baby taping over their own dicks and tits selling each other out because they know when he dies there's no more get out of jail free cards and it's every person for himself or herself
Let’s hope infighting tears them apart so thoroughly they can’t regroup before the elections. When he’s gone, may the threats that kept people cowering in “coward suits” finally fall away; flawed as they are, they won’t have to pretend the chaos was normal. May the spell break and people shout, “Enough!” Let us hope those who failed us face accountability in prison, and that action follows to seal the holes exposed by their corruption and maleficence.
Exactly. This is delusional bullshit. Life is not a shitty musical where everyone is going to break into song and live happily ever after. When it happens, JD Van will be president. And the ship will keep sailing. Worse yet, it will be sailing with a captain that isn't a syphilitic dotard at the helm. Trump dying before his power structure can be demolished is the single worse thing that can happen. He is Hitler at the end of WW2, so methed out of his mind the Allies don't want to kill him
I doubt it will be anything like she says. If "it" is going to sleep by natural means, there will be some people going to the streets and they will likely be facing angry MAGAs and police/ICE. If "it" gets a sleeping pill administered by someone from a couple of hundred meters away, there will be silence. Because the people joyous about it will be fucking afraid of the violent backlash by the cult, which will still be in power by then.
Sorry, won't happen like this. Even if it DOES happen in the middle of the day, he'll be taken to Walter Reed, and they strategically won't announce it until most folks are in bed
Imagine it's a nearmiss and he's in his laying in his hospital bed barely alive and the TV in the room playing the news of the county, no the world celebrating his apparent death, and that just pushes him over the edge.
The biggest reason I want this is because it lessens (note: NOT eliminates) the conspiracy that a leftist terrorist or Bill Clinton or some shit did it somehow. We need it to seem as plausible and legitimate as possible if we want our country to avoid civil war slightly longer.
My version of the story I hope for is that it happens because tripping down the air stairs and tumbling all the way down, diaper and catheter bag rupturing and spilling all around.
I too wish it happens live during one of his dumbass rallies or "speeches", suddenly his rambling turns into heavy pauses, followed by weird breathing, then he just collapses on camera. Then shortly after you hear.the best news, "he's gone"
It needs to happen live or else the magats will lie about it. They will blame it on dems if they're able, and then use that to further install their fascist state.
I hope it happens on live TV. I hope he shits his pants so bad on mike it can't be denied. I hope he cries like a bitch and tries to beg or sue his way out of it. I hope it happens in court when he is found guilty for all the rapes, crimes, and traitorist behavior he has committed throughout his life. I hope he brings down his entire family with what is found out. I hope he goes down in history.
Maybe while he's golfing. Those ugly white outfits he wears being visually soiled as his dying colon gives out and liquid brown stains run down his pants... on TV. THEN it can happen.
Coming down steps, suddenly grasping his chest, the look of pain on his face, then he soils himself and tumbles down. Shit going everywhere as his aids attempt to get him up while he wriggles in pain and grasps for his last breath of air. All streamed live and replayed over and over and over all over the world.
YeastInfectedWhiskerBiscuit
I want it to happen live on television.
CrisprCAS
Nah, I want to wake up to the news, call out, be told no one is coming in anyway, get invited to a celebratory cookout, and day drink with friends and comrades until the sun comes up the next day.
18booma
Reminder to Americans, buy your champagne now. It's going to be much more expensive by the time it happens. Not to mention the fact that everyone's going to be buying at the same time, meaning stocks will run low.
cokebot9000
Might almost be worth a celebratory drink.
m4uboy
i've already told my boss that i will be calling in or immediately leaving work when it happens.
RemainAdequate
People won’t shout “it happened“. They’ll scream “he’s fucking dead! “
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
It's bad enough that you're hoping for old age to do get you out of the mess, but also it won't.
This is not like the Ring melts and the dark clouds go away, because it's not one individual causing all the corruption. There's a widespread societal disease that you can't quite punch, and it will linger for a while and maybe dissipate without one big dramatic reckoning.
Good luck.
Kablooeeey
I just want to outlive the bastard, if only by an hour. As long as I'm aware it happened before I go myself, I'll feel joy and hope for the people I'm leaving behind soon.
sundaymondayhippyday
That’s beautiful
TerminalInterface
good reason to hold on, hope you can.
needsleepbad
MaybeIllDisappear
I'll take the day off of work, get shit-faces, and I will make fajitas for anyone that wants some.
SerialChickenLover
It needs to be soon, painful, and humiliating.
jlist
She never says what 'it' is yet we all know.
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
The opening of the most popular public urinal in town.
LadyCritCat
I want it to happen on a Friday morning so we can party all weekend
Sensiblyinteresting
Idc when it happens I'm taking off the next 2 days of work to celebrate
jamiedBreaker
I know many that feel the same. Maybe that'll be the unplanned general strike we all needed
InnerBushman
It should be a national holiday for eternity
Sensiblyinteresting
That is how I will treat it, accompanied by a once in a life time pilgrimage to his grave to spit on it.
InnerBushman
You've misspelled 'shit'.
Sensiblyinteresting
It will be the words most popular gender neutral bathroom
Poopoopeepeevagina
I want to see it happen on live tv
Pphunk77
Found kneeled over by the golden toilet with a Diet Coke spilled on the bathroom rug.
WebDragonG3
I plan on hooking up my mixing console, a Neumann KM-184 condenser microphone, dragging my speaker system outside, cranking things up as far as tolerances allow and then after 'testing one-two-three' I'm gonna say one word as loud as I frelling damn well please and the HOA can kiss my butt. and that word is this word, and imma say it JUST like Bobbins, to the best of my ability:
Californiajackson
I wanna hear the cars honking and the illegal fireworks going off.
volch1tsa
The energy in DC in Nov 2020 was insane. The whole city honking cheering and banging pots all day. It was a good day.
Metallica93
Which is exactly what happened in Chicago when Biden won, lol. We popped champagne in an empty lot across the street and invited strangers over. My 2nd-floor neighbor played some "Fuck Donald Trump" rap song. Car horns blaring down the intersection. High fives and hugs on the sidewalk with people you didn't even know. That shit was the most Chicagoan I have ever felt.
ZachariasWolfe
When it happens, it's gonna shut that city down, and I'm so excited for you all.
Jewdakris
And Bad Bunny being cranked from every stereo
pictory
I have my champagne and wine, but I do need to buy some fireworks asap. god it is going to be a day of celebration like nothing else.
DevilsAdvocat
yeah, that's where I was thinking she was going.. 'I hope it doesn't happen at night because I don't want to wake up thinking ww3 started with all the fireworks suddenly going off'
hyperchondriac
The illegal fireworks in my neighborhood went off when Trump won in November. And it's like 75% hispanic in my town : /
I don't understand people.
sfbiker
This is why I read every breaking news alert I get on my phone. Hoping it's the headline I'm waiting for.
TupacAintDead
He’s so hated that you don’t even need to explain what “it” is and who it’s about. And don’t even need to say that motherfucker’s name for you all to know who I’m talking about.
HereticNoNumber
I am somehow happy about the fact that I live in an age where the bad guys still die. I hope that will be the case for my kids too. Sooner or later they will be rotting carcasses on golden thrones living by the sacrifices of others.
archon325
It won't mean anything. I'm sorry, but as long as there are still people like Vance, Miller, Bannon, etc., as long as the Heritage Foundation still dictates the policy through Project 2025, as long as Israel still owns 95% of congress, it won't matter. It's not about one man. The entire system is rotten, and they all need to go.
AntaNce
NariEllie
While this is true, he's vile enough and close enough to death that we can celebrate when he's no longer wasting oxygen. Nothing will change in the long run, but no more headlines about some stupid, unintelligible gibberish he spouted out.
fnordy
Then you're still left with "But what about...?"
BuckIndy
KnightWithShiningCamera
Fireworks
a1b3117
Remember when he lost in 2020 and it was basically the biggest street party since V.E. Day?
Yeah, we're gonna make that look like a lonely kid's birthday party in comparison.
Useyourhead165
I hope they hide the grave because I'll go shit on it b4 the grass can even grow on it
quasisentience
Enter cynical me: when it happens you'll be left with the system, structures and boot licking lackies who enabled this to happen still in place, a population of voters who will mourn and deify him, and a slew of wanna be replacements.
I'll still laugh though.
thatwoodguy
Those people little baby taping over their own dicks and tits selling each other out because they know when he dies there's no more get out of jail free cards and it's every person for himself or herself
keyblader1985
The nightmare will not be over by any means, but we can still celebrate a bit of good news.
Markuspsyches
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step"
ThePostPenultStraw
Let’s hope infighting tears them apart so thoroughly they can’t regroup before the elections. When he’s gone, may the threats that kept people cowering in “coward suits” finally fall away; flawed as they are, they won’t have to pretend the chaos was normal. May the spell break and people shout, “Enough!” Let us hope those who failed us face accountability in prison, and that action follows to seal the holes exposed by their corruption and maleficence.
Eldis
This is my biggest hope.
Asadsadsadclown
Exactly. This is delusional bullshit. Life is not a shitty musical where everyone is going to break into song and live happily ever after. When it happens, JD Van will be president. And the ship will keep sailing. Worse yet, it will be sailing with a captain that isn't a syphilitic dotard at the helm. Trump dying before his power structure can be demolished is the single worse thing that can happen. He is Hitler at the end of WW2, so methed out of his mind the Allies don't want to kill him
AntaNce
As a hardened cynic, this comforts me:
ontarioOT
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dmE5dTNiZGFra2U4M3NmaXc1MXg2OGg0bmVtZDk1dmYzOXpiN2xmaSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/TAJFcormjGpA4/200w.webp
mercyPandaRunner
I doubt it will be anything like she says. If "it" is going to sleep by natural means, there will be some people going to the streets and they will likely be facing angry MAGAs and police/ICE. If "it" gets a sleeping pill administered by someone from a couple of hundred meters away, there will be silence. Because the people joyous about it will be fucking afraid of the violent backlash by the cult, which will still be in power by then.
apneax3n0n
The others lack his weird carisma
OmnibusLatinName
That was my thinking too. They're all ghouls. The billionaires will have to raise a new one.
johnblood616
Yeah, he really is the perfect storm of trash.
cojeep
Sorry, won't happen like this. Even if it DOES happen in the middle of the day, he'll be taken to Walter Reed, and they strategically won't announce it until most folks are in bed
Markuspsyches
Imagine it's a nearmiss and he's in his laying in his hospital bed barely alive and the TV in the room playing the news of the county, no the world celebrating his apparent death, and that just pushes him over the edge.
Evenmoreuselessname
I figure a death of Stalin like situation.
NotTodaySucker
weekend at Bernies..
HuruinaInu
Don't even have to say what "it" is...
Personally, I want "it" to happen on live TV, so the footage can be played over and over again.
johnblood616
Kirk stylez
AngelBolen91
Preferably in front of a full arena
MarcoPoloOnPollo
The biggest reason I want this is because it lessens (note: NOT eliminates) the conspiracy that a leftist terrorist or Bill Clinton or some shit did it somehow. We need it to seem as plausible and legitimate as possible if we want our country to avoid civil war slightly longer.
johnblood616
Also, they will hide the fact that he is dead for as long as they can if it happens in private.
porphyre1e00
[Kumail Nanjiani "He's so stupid" tweet]
Rogerwilco1974
I'm surprised that it wasn't the top comment
UristImiknorris
Go Team Aneurysm, baby!
thetonestarr
My version of the story I hope for is that it happens because tripping down the air stairs and tumbling all the way down, diaper and catheter bag rupturing and spilling all around.
GloveFullaVaseline
Tomorrow night!
creegro
I too wish it happens live during one of his dumbass rallies or "speeches", suddenly his rambling turns into heavy pauses, followed by weird breathing, then he just collapses on camera. Then shortly after you hear.the best news, "he's gone"
W0lfsbl00d
It needs to happen live or else the magats will lie about it. They will blame it on dems if they're able, and then use that to further install their fascist state.
IceWeaselX
M. N. Vijayan's death on live TV was creepy as fuck. Just checked out mid sentence.
Dalael
I know how I want it to happen, but life is so unfair I just know it will be painlessly in his sleep.
MikeRInternetTraveler
Compromise: He dies peacefully in his sleep on live TV, because he conked out in the middle of a press conference while someone else is talking.
TapiocaMartini
I hope it happens on live TV. I hope he shits his pants so bad on mike it can't be denied. I hope he cries like a bitch and tries to beg or sue his way out of it. I hope it happens in court when he is found guilty for all the rapes, crimes, and traitorist behavior he has committed throughout his life. I hope he brings down his entire family with what is found out. I hope he goes down in history.
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
I want "it" to happen in a bunker. Hopefully with a video recording.
etherbunny41
Bit morbid but at this point yeah, I'd probably watch it a few times myself, just to make sure it really did happen.
w1k2
yeah, just like Ckirk
FerbErrger
Maybe while he's golfing.
Those ugly white outfits he wears being visually soiled as his dying colon gives out and liquid brown stains run down his pants... on TV.
THEN it can happen.
LordHelmetTheThird
Coming down steps, suddenly grasping his chest, the look of pain on his face, then he soils himself and tumbles down. Shit going everywhere as his aids attempt to get him up while he wriggles in pain and grasps for his last breath of air. All streamed live and replayed over and over and over all over the world.
akambe
And when it happens, ain't nothing gonna change until the entire support apparatus is dismantled.
martineb72
I want him falling down the stairs of Air Force 1 after It happens. That would be nice.
NotTodaySucker
maybe his pants ripping? it's not like I want to see his ass, but flashing his diapers would be the ultimate cherry on top
katidragon
I'd like struck by lightning while professing to do something in the name of God.
KRicci
And then mauled by a bald eagle
W0lfsbl00d
That's my ideal situation. Slips on AF1 stairs and busts the pumpkin open live. Embarrassing and they can't lie about it as easily.
DarkVoivod
Slipping on a turd that tumbled out of his grown up diaper, preferably...
XorKaya
Can we change them to an escalator?
Markuspsyches
Down and up escalator, so it just goes on and on, until someone runs over and clumsily tries to hit the e-stop.
DLoSer
Out like Joffrey Baratheon
Quixus
I doubt he'll get a Tywin Lannister death.
LadyCritCat
Or Charlie Kirk
psherman42wallaby
Yess!!
SerialChickenLover
I was so happy the day that happened, but it was also terrifying because I was expecting the fascists to riot and kill people for celebrating.
sqrrlgrl
The fascists are cowards. They instead targeted anyone online who expressed anything but veneration for that piece of shit.
MrNobodyWTB
Some would also target people for quoting Charlie Kirk.
SlyMrFox
There was also some confusion among them if they shouldn't have just thrown him under the bus. The martyrdom simply won out.