Just find my old, long-lost model making and paints box. Haven't seen this for about 20 years. So many memories.
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867
Some say their first letter from AARP is the sign they're getting old. I beg to differ.
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430
There is only one boss on this couch, and it sure ain't me.
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891
Actual TEMU ad that appeared in my FB feed today. Not sure it's a good deal.
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959
Hit and run car parts
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665
Merry Christmas from a first-year beard-bleach experimental Santa!
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311
After sharing some DC reflecting pool posts on FB, its algorithm put 2 and 2 together and got...5
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1944
When Amazon makes a Freudian slip.
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318
If I close my eyes and don't think about it, I can tolerate finger grapes JUST fine.
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This is Skipper. He's rarely cuddly. Tonight I sat down to read a book and he snuggled up with his paw on my leg as a pillow and went to sleep. I am so happy.
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I'm not suggesting Temu uses AI images, but...well, yeah, I *am* suggesting just that.
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865
Happy Birthday, Baby Cheeses
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451
Trump's "Let them eat cake" moment
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When liberty crumbles, be the rebar
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968
Bone Spurs Doesn't Realize that WW2 Did Not End with VE Day. SMH
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Buckle up, buttercups! We're about to take a magic carpet ride!
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702
It's only luck, but still it's once in a lifetime, and I'll take it.
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840
Less than a week into pickup ownership, and already having horrible, primal thoughts
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234
If you are stressed this morning, join me in a bowl of consequences-be-damned self care.
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One of my employees gave this to me for Christmas. Is this good or bad?
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344
Utah may have bad drivers, but at least we start 'em young
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915
Lookie what I remembered to drink!
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2040
We're getting our roof replaced tomorrow, and some jerk parked their Cyber Truck in our driveway. :(
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65981
Y'all ever see "The Dark Crystal"?
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378
The US National Park Service's bear safety advice is spot on.
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1078
Catnapping lap napping, unable to move, cannot open presents, halp
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0
571
Holy Shazbot. What's more scary than found documents? Empty folders.
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1
442
An old game. My family is now grown. But nobody will fess up to making this masterpiece years ago.
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353
I tried to put mustard on my corn dog in a cool pattern, but instead accidentally summoned a demon.
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581
Hair holidays from Utah, Mama Bear, Papa Bear, and autocorrect
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312
Shhhhh. Tablet is sleeping.
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1051
Lost a good friend today, my favorite cat ever. Be happy across the Rainbow Bridge, Skitty.
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Never heard baby Jesus called a "kid" before. No charge for the red circle; you're welcome.
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795
Our scrotum harvest is coming along nicely this year.
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1632
My mouth is happy, but very very confused.
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678
Barbie table. $25 OBO. No low balling, I know what I've got.
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753
I challenge ANYONE to share a better recognition/awards program than my employer's
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933
Just a reminder that with the colder weather, you should check the air pressure in your Russian T-72AV tank decoy.
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Had to bring my favorite cat, ever, home from the vet, but as ashes in a cedar box. Her name was Skitty.
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1423
Me watching General Conference on April Fool's Day
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619
Popularity of the name "Jolene" following Dolly Parton's release of the namesake song
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799
Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there--bio, adoptive, step, surrogate, whatever kind. Pat yourselves on the back, then pat your one-pack, then lean your well-earned recliner all the way back.
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0
640
Basketball games would have lower scores with celebrations like this after every point.
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321
When you’re getting over a cold so you mute yourself during a work call to hide your sniffs and coughs but Google Meet still tries to help
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1466
The best smell in the WORLD
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482
Uninstall TikTok while you can.
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This shirt lied to me. 15 years ago, heart attack at 41. My ex-employer's insurance benefits expired the day before. Scary day.
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2
680
Because life is too darn short for substandard Mini Wheats.
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694
Maybe...maybe I WON'T ride today, after all...
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642
I've finally graduated from Dad U. I'm holding the flashlight for my son as he works on his car. The tables have turned.
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Got exactly 69 drinks out of this container. Nice.
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2180
Saw a pic, stole it, sharing it. Now you're an accomplice for receiving stolen property.
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1698
WW2 military hardware at a "Colonial Days" celebration yesterday
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1867
I like my team chat's Google Conversation Summary, but sometimes it makes me giggle.
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570
Yeah, baby! Let's get this paté started!
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456
Not a drag queen...
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2012
About to re-enact a scene from Return of the King, but I am lacking a singing hobbit.
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854
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." —Napoleon
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Age test: Three brothers. What's the name of the third brother?
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