I was delighted when the doctor told me I could masturbate whenever I wanted. Until my wife called me an idiot and pointed out that he said "You could have a stroke at anytime."
I remember some woman (possibly here) mentioning she has nightly marathon vibe sessions. I was just thinking about how, if I even attempted to fap again shortly after the first time, I would probably die of a heart attack.
DFreshOne
I'd touch herself tol
DrSharkbite
MyVirginityIsGrowingBack
Saving this for no nut november.
Mack1986
Appropriate username
BubblesTheFish
To be fair, when you got a rockin body
galapas
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
What is this from?
fartharder
Leaving Las Vegas
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Merci buckets!
fartharder
At least she's honest
OrkenMork
Why the torture?
GenesisAmadeus
I feel for her
EroticZombiePants
She has no problems feeling herself.
UnaccomplishedWatcherImNotaBot
Me too
hogeyegrex
ToasterDent
https://imgur.com/wRbjMWL
Dipsomaniac
"Day".
Heh. You guys are measuring in days now?
TsubakiTragic
we like to boast
gaggedandgooped
FTUG
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cGwzd2swaGdudnh5dXhmcmM2Y2J4MmdoMDlwNWVzaHJnZ3VhbW1maCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QmkMGTMpGELDi/200w.webp
floatationman
Columbus43219
ffs, I thought the gif was just looping.
robertgglascott42
I was delighted when the doctor told me I could masturbate whenever I wanted. Until my wife called me an idiot and pointed out that he said "You could have a stroke at anytime."
fartharder
That's super weird because my doctor said I had to stop masturbating. Something about not being able to examine me or something.
AngelicaEverstar
Happens to us all
ShadeMeadowsArt
Wait, can ya do anythin' without touchin' yerself?
pdp1
It's like Groundhog Day, but instead of dying to reset the day, you touch yourself to reset the day
kurvarVillain
The Divinyls wrote a song about that, "I touch myself" https://youtu.be/wv-34w8kGPM
Sh1tMovieGroup
why is this downvoted when the scab link above is upvoted, hey imgur mods? hello?...
kurvarVillain
There are only 17 real people left hanging around these days, right?
I bet the mods don't even know about the fork.
MonkeyFunkingFunker
Upvoted this and reported the bot.
Tenugui
Because the bot knows to get the original comment out of sight with a swarm of downvotes
kurvarVillain
...But I appreciate your efforts. Thanks
TheWeebleWobler
I call BS, I bet she touched herself after looking at herself in that sweatshirt and no pants.
NorrinxRadd
Took me a moment.
Bam906
I would argue... very understandable!
warpfactor1
Oh my god, the queen is dead
Beefkins
The original version of this is funnier.
misterdirty
You just gonna say that? Or give us a link?
xerasiel
EroticZombiePants
I remember some woman (possibly here) mentioning she has nightly marathon vibe sessions. I was just thinking about how, if I even attempted to fap again shortly after the first time, I would probably die of a heart attack.
Weddell
Username... uh... checks out?
ErindorGhostPope
hendawg2020
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1d25hbWM2Yzd6bTc0eTJqOG1lMHFlNGh3bmgzb2FsdzNvYjVuaWMxaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/LUiqPymnuwjeIAWhV6/200w.webp
Kaddass17
QueefSlurper6372
If I were her I wouldn't be able to go 20 minutes without touching myself.
JockoV
Wow 20 minutes?? You've got some good restraint.
LadyCritCat
Right?
QueefSlurper6372
downrightmike
PineappleLoopsBroether
Shegot … Shegot
METROlD
Btw were thinking about discord and their whole identification thing. No new ideas.
METROlD
LMAO I spotted you in the wild! And knew it was you before I read the user name.
PineappleLoopsBroether
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
Idontneedrealfacts
Because you do it weird mom!
bitemark
Buffy, like others have said. She (Anya) is talking to Andrew because he's holed up in the bathroom narrating a documentary he's making
xizar
The one about the.... vamPYYYRe?
WaffleProfessor2
what's this from?
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
MagicZipper
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It’s dated, and the first season is campy. That said, it is a Must Watch!
GiveMeAllTheEggsAndBacon
Looks like its from Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
It is indeed! Such a good show, one of my all time favourites.
BorkSamson
Gotta be the longest username I've ever seen. lol.
TheDisembodiedFloatingHeadOfEdwardGRobinson
It is pretty lengthy, sure, but sadly not a lot of girth.
Ngugi
Aye, that is correct; Anya is delightfully straight forward
bebechat
One of the funniest episode of the entire series 🤣
ElbowDeepInSaintCelestine
Include "-ai" to your searches to eliminate that pesky bot
fartharder
nope, but -ai-none seems to work now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ElbowDeepInSaintCelestine
Huh, it works for me. Maybe it depends on your area?