Embarrassing

Sep 10, 2024 8:31 PM

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If she's the future... then I can relax a little.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not really. It's all part of the mental illnesses we have. We should be getting gratification from wonderful discoveries but instead we're grasping for anything the feels a little calming, a little good.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i don't think it's remotely embarrassing to share whatever you think is fun or interesting or important or whatever you want. the thing about embarrassment and shame is that people cannot impose them on you if you refuse to accept them. much like if someone tries to guilt trip you, you can refuse to go on the trip. just let them hate you. let them misunderstand you. let them die mad. it's the only way to be free

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Embarrassing is that water mark in the subtitles

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at the stuff we build and ask yourself if we really want any of that lasting hundreds of years.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you really want Walmart to still be there in 500 years? I don't.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, I don’t, nor have I ever done this. And I do not plan to. I do however shit post some memes and type comments on Imgur though so there’s that

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The world will survive. We, on the other hand, may not.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're grown people using an idiot app for preteens. It's all embarassing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Listen I love having a death scroll of entertainment, but if the people making it stopped I wouldn't care. I don't do it, I don't take photos of myself, I think the entire culture is fucking stupid, so if you are "embarrassed" then just don't do it. That's kinda the point.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is totally embarrassing bc we are apes acting like moths to a flame. But it is also one of the most revolutionary ideas to date. If data can manage to survive even the collapse of civilization, we technically will never have died. The universe will figure out how to use digital energy to manifest a new reality. It’s an endless cycle. Also check out https://youtu.be/L8IYPnnsYJw?si=fHs778k0lfr8o5ch. Absolutely hysterical.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell me more

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A tiny percentage of the world was involved in what we now consider amazing back in the Middle Ages. A tiny percentage of the world is now involved in what future generations will consider amazing. Live your lives, contribute to the betterment of society where you can, and find enjoyment in the stupid and embarrassing things if you so choose.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"this generation would live tweet the apocalypse" people like to hurl at us like an insult, but we absolutely would. anyone would. if the citizens of ancient pompai had twitter they would have too. saying "i was here" "i'm scared" "please remember me." it would be our duty to document. to connect. to love and share until the end. the medium doesn't matter. humans are going to human

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We're going to be a historical black hole. Most of us couldn't read computer files from 30 years ago. That's assuming we still have devices to read the media it's on. And the media hasn't degraded. Ask your systems guy sometime how long backups last, and how much effort it takes to maintain them.

By the time it's historians trying to figure out what we were up to, most of what we've put online will be gone.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In actuality, they won't find anything, the videos will be corrupted, and so they'll just be like "huh. I guess it was the dark ages"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Digital archeology is a thing

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the question is, will it be a thing hundreds of years from now? bits flip

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Undoubtedly, there is no data to assume we stop with a field going back half a century that's still rapidly growing. Archives spend so much time already on it, you don't just wait for data to degrade, you actively convert, etc.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Michelle Wolfe has much better jokes than lampooning social media on social media. This the lady that invented the "uncle Tom for white women? Oh that's Aunt Coulter" joke 1/2

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

that being said...

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Future generations are gonna have no clue. The English language is gonna sound totally different in 200 years. I’m amazed we know the difference between butt dial and booty call in 2024…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#mildlyembarrassing

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Real talk, they're not going to think anything about Tiktoks, the data won't be around by then assuming there's anything else looking into humans. All of your Grandparent's CDs that they bought in the 80's are starting to degrade, even if they were kept out of the sun in temperature controlled areas, no one's hard drive or phone is going to be the Dead Sea scrolls of 5821 A.D.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow. That is profound

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We are products of our environment, and our environment is exploitative, shallow, and draining.

2 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 3

Well put brother.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Well... we went to the Moon. Maybe even Mars, in time. And people still staved to death. And war, don't forget about war.

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

I mean... none of that's new. War and people starving at the whim of a few obscenely wealthy individuals is a tale as old as time.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*starved, of course.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

both

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Future historians will salivate over the specificity of our surviving records. Is that Stone Age rock a dildo? 🤷🏽‍♂️ is this Information Age glass jar a dildo…uhhh yea I guess it was

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2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These records indicate this couple was in a homosexual relationship... *writes best friends in notes*

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah except there will be no records, clay tablets survive, carved stone survives. Flash media, CDRs, magnetically encoded data, none of that will see more than a century or so.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Even less if a large solar flare decides to make a slightly bigger trip than usual

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And then the power went out

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it's a model cucumber

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the videos, reddit threads and imgur pictures is what they will use to decode the modern hieroglyphs we call memes.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They’ll be wondering why everything is cake

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't take much away from her video huh?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the case of a dildo. It's always "a dildo" not "YOUR... Dildo"

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

And due to how our data is currently stored, they'll be missing the best part - the reaction to "is it a dildo"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you referring to that one video of a guy shattering a glass bottle that I watched by accident because someone posted it to a forum and it was just there with no context?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*are these fragments of an Information Age glass jar a dildo?- fixed it for you

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Paige will be the Ea-nāṣir of our time. So much will be lost in the coming war and its bleak aftermath, but the ubiquity of telling Paige to not place dangerous items in her vagina will undoubtedly live on. Whoever or whatever lives beyond us will know that we were once here, and we were indeed as reckless as Gullivers Yahoos when it came to sexual gratification. Let that be some small solace during the dark times ahead.

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

>items in her vagina
all this time i thought they were talking about putting things in the right hole

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In all likelihood, the root details regarding Paige may be easily transformed enough over time that, by the time the distant future looks at the references, they'll wonder who Paige was, and why we always told her "no."

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I truly hope that the found half of the Rosetta Stone that will inevitably become this comments section contains only your cryptic allusion to Paige and her fondness for doing that which she should not.

I hope this for the literal irony and for their own sake. In their act of forever searching for information and having it always kept tantalizingly just out of reach they will learn more about the internet than they could ever imagine.

May they never lose the game.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here. I'm doing my part.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All your base are belong to us
Lol my bff Jill
Amen

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Paige no!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If someone had not commented this by now, I was about to.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Michelle Wolf is great

2 years ago | Likes 330 Dislikes 8

Her press correspondence was just perfect. I still watch it from time to time.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was hoping she was gonna end that with eating candy

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I love her comedy, but this could not be further from the truth. We privatized space travel. We built devices that allowed the entire world to speak with each other. Our accomplishments are just as mighty and noteworthy. The big difference is not everyone got to see or participate in the cathedrals, bur even the homeless have intraplanetary communication devices.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

And we made dildos that let us experience what it might be like to get fucked by a dragon, we created timeless works of art like "Skibidi," and we endlessly shared a picture of a man stretching his distended butthole open so far you could park a school bus in his colon.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We did not. A select few with knowledge did. Back when those cathedrals were being built you had family names like Mason, Smith, and Hunter because your family had a role and you knew your family trade. People didn't know as much but were well more capable. Now we have people who know everything at the touch of a button but cannot apply themselves. It is actually a sad thing.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This has always been true. Everyone has access to mud and rocks and hammers, but not everyone knows enough to be a Mason. Some people use worldwide knowledge to better themselves and the world and some people don't.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No. We have access to information unparalleled now. You can watch videos for free to learn to be a mason or most anything. People have chosen to box themselves in. They opt not to disconnect because it feels better laughing at your screen than it does to work to educate yourself.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her Correspondent's Dinner speech was great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8IYPnnsYJw Women in comedy have had a lot of influence on me in my life. Lucille Ball, Vivian Vance, Carol Burnett, Vicky Lawrence, Rue McClanahan, Bea Arthur, Betty White were pioneers in building what I found funny. They began to take the male humor stigma into a new light.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Throw Annie Potts in there. She does understated wry wit with the best of them.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry. Yes and definately. Ghostbusters movies, Designing Women, and Young Sheldon she is the best Mee Maw. There are a ton of women I could list through SNL, SCTV, Mad Tv, Mel Brooks movies. A big shout out to Teri Garr. It's rough to watch her decline when MS took a toll on her.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ooh I didn't know that. Yeah, she's great too. In fact, really, for every great male comedian, there is an equal female one. No sitcom was purely one sided, really, and if the true list of "both sides" came out, it would most likely be even.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her Mr. Mom, Young Frankenstein and Close Encounters of the Third Kind roles were great. Michael Keaton, Gene Wilder and Richard Dreyfuss were great in the respective movies as you mentioned. I would have loved to be on the set of Young Frankenstein to watch everyone.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss her. She hasn’t really done much lately.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

She either had a baby, or is pregnant with one, which might be taking up some of her spare time

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool! Sounds like she’s living her best life

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not much left to do when you slay the WHCD

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And completely right. People honestly don't care about growing into something more than a lump these days.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

F!cking overachievers those lump people I says, now back to lurkin’

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most of us have less downtime and more pressures and have to deal with more abstract bullshit than those medieval peasants.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I exist in your same time. Yes there is more to consider but part of it is knowing what NOT to waste time on. I am quite happy with where I'm at in my life but that required sacrificing the distractions of my peers. You hear it all your life, less games, more education ect. If it's deemed not fun then you are "robbing time from yourself because you only live once". This is not abstract. This is ego. People willfully forego bettering themselves because they value distractions more.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I guess we're ignoring all those bridges, skyscrapers, and other bits of ingenious engineering that's been and is still being built on the regular? Nevermind the network of satellites floating around the planet making all those communications possible? Or the fact that we have supercomputers in the palms of or hands? Or all the other amazing shit?

Oh, but I guess every single person has to be doing something amazing 24/7 in order to not be embarrassing? Is that the point I somehow missed?

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Yes, the tiktoks are just not worthy in general. From how I understand the IT there will be more or less nothing left from these days - either the servers simply went offline or the data format became to incompatible.
Re: buildings - an economy favoring the greedy way to profit from stock market makes it unlikely that much lasts long because it gets bulldozed for the new. Re: satellites ... seems fragile for impacts in that way that a chain reaction would follow once a few got smashed.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A lot of concrete is build to not last so most of these will crumble within 300 years. However we do build some things to last, great dams, flood barriers, etc.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

A lot of concrete is build with rebar because it's many times easier and more flexible in the shapes that it can have, which eventually oxidizes and expands and cracks.

The bridges though? They get better every time we build one. The skyscrapers get better and better, we're starting to build long lasting fireproof skyscrapers out of wood.

Tokyo can be seen from space. Not like many of the other things where it's theoretical if you zoom, it's a grey mark on otherwise green land.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those wooden skyscrapers aren't meant to survive over 300 years either. I'm not saying we don't build impressive things I'm saying most are not build to last for a variety of reasons. Also every object over a mile in size can be seen from space, so that's almost every city. Tokyo isn't special in that regard.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And all that's ignoring the mining and earth moving we've done. The Panama and Suez canal, the connected waterways, the mountains flattened for coal, the massive salt mines, and tunnels in every mountain that got in our way.

Our mark on the world isn't going anywhere any time soon.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure but we don't build to last compared to the past, which was my argument. I never said we didn't leave a mark on the world, that be silly.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1