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Jul 10, 2026 10:42 PM
CiaoPanda
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Jaqdakloun
Oldie but goodie, the "pussy" one is actually new to me
Terran81
If I was a dad, I’d be so proud if one of my kids got me like this. I didn’t see any of those punchlines coming. 😂
SeriousNonsense
Harvard
TupacAintDead
ROBOTvsMAN
If I had a penny every time I told this joke I'd have at least a buck.
StarscreamAndHutch
fireclanninja1337
That Harvard tuition hard at work I see.
MyVirginityIsGrowingBack
RidiculouslyIncompetent
https://dadlaughbutton.com/
keyblader1985
CorrectMostOfTheTime
Saucytv looks like
MCTMCT
I wish it had subtitles.
MarsIsAfire
smell anything? you should it's a scent
see any fruit? you should it's a pear
see any cars? you should it's a Ford (?) Lincoln
see any pussy? not for 5 cents you don't
MCTMCT
dendiverdown
But what about seeing those snakes?
MarsIsAfire
Duh, I couldn't even count right.
3: see any snakes? you should there are 3 copperheads
Bytencoder
Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy.
Mxlespxles
Why'd you say that twice?
zonedymo24
he is way off basline
Madalchemist2018
The echo
AliensProbably
I think if you have to explain the joke, we have already lost.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
Hope to god one day my daughter is comfortable with me as a human to tell this kind of joke. Sign of dope parenting
CiaoPanda
I love this take👏👏
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redtruck
Maybe you shouldn’t have children. Loving your kids means patience, understanding and guidance.
It sounds like you don’t have any of those to share.
Stay celibate.
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redtruck
Look at your post fuckhead.
You’re at -25 and counting.
Get bent and get a vasectomy.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
For my money, my favorite joke i've ever told was a drawn out 5 minute version of "What do yo call cheese that doesn't belong to you" which kept a room full of people hostage to only my own delight.
I would be immensely proud of this kid's joke
LanceSackless
My favorite joke rn is a similarly long to tell one with an absolutely beautifully flaccid punchline
InitHello
One of my favorites is the story of Nate the Snake. Google it if you want to waste 15-20 minutes and shout "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE" at the ending.
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ILikeToCallItLostWages
Yeah, but the guts to deliver this joke to family. Says a bunch. I dunno, speaks to me
TupacAintDead
Well, you’re quite the cunt, aren’t you.
rulerofthedingdongs
He should appreciate your succinctness.