penny dad jokes

Jul 10, 2026 10:42 PM

CiaoPanda

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Oldie but goodie, the "pussy" one is actually new to me

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I was a dad, I’d be so proud if one of my kids got me like this. I didn’t see any of those punchlines coming. 😂

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Harvard

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If I had a penny every time I told this joke I'd have at least a buck.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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That Harvard tuition hard at work I see.

1 month ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

1 month ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

(I've forgotten where I got this from)

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Saucytv looks like

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish it had subtitles.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

smell anything? you should it's a scent
see any fruit? you should it's a pear
see any cars? you should it's a Ford (?) Lincoln
see any pussy? not for 5 cents you don't

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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But what about seeing those snakes?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Duh, I couldn't even count right.

3: see any snakes? you should there are 3 copperheads

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy.

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

Why'd you say that twice?

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

he is way off basline

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The echo

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I think if you have to explain the joke, we have already lost.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope to god one day my daughter is comfortable with me as a human to tell this kind of joke. Sign of dope parenting

1 month ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I love this take👏👏

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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1 month ago (deleted Jul 16, 2026 9:02 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Maybe you shouldn’t have children. Loving your kids means patience, understanding and guidance.
It sounds like you don’t have any of those to share.
Stay celibate.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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1 month ago (deleted Jul 16, 2026 9:01 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Look at your post fuckhead.
You’re at -25 and counting.
Get bent and get a vasectomy.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

For my money, my favorite joke i've ever told was a drawn out 5 minute version of "What do yo call cheese that doesn't belong to you" which kept a room full of people hostage to only my own delight.

I would be immensely proud of this kid's joke

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

My favorite joke rn is a similarly long to tell one with an absolutely beautifully flaccid punchline

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of my favorites is the story of Nate the Snake. Google it if you want to waste 15-20 minutes and shout "OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE" at the ending.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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1 month ago (deleted Jul 16, 2026 9:01 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but the guts to deliver this joke to family. Says a bunch. I dunno, speaks to me

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, you’re quite the cunt, aren’t you.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

He should appreciate your succinctness.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0