Banana Phone
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Today I looked for my glasses for 5 straight minutes. Finally I found it on top of my head. Seems like I'm officially old now.
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Back when soundtracks were done properly...
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Don't do this, trust me!
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I'm sorry, I think it's really time for him to go
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All the sitcoms I used to love are ruined...
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This song is stuck in my head. It also precisely describes my actual relationship to coffee, sadly.
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I ordered a "cheap" "ultrasonic tank" from eBay to clean my glasses. Anyone got an idea how to use this instead of just throwing it away?
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You want to relax/calm down a bit? Try this!
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What it feels like to order a nonalcoholic drink at my neighbors football watching event right now, knowing the rest of the guys took their day of tomorrow
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Things you didn't know about Star Wars, yet.
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Just got this via Signal. Hope you gals and guys do to!
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This was surreal: Today at the doctor, speaking about my diagnosis I saw a squirrel outside in the trees
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+++ BREAKING NEWS: Shady user RidiculouslyIncompetent really doesn't like this hamster nonsense +++
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What have you done? And why?
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It was dusty all over the top...
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FML: Fuck my (IT) life: Today I got a day off the office to talk to several customers about really important projects. One of my other customers tried to called me, 22 times or more.
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It's that time of the year again: I've unfortunately been invited to a childrens school concert. I'm totally expecting the worst. Again!
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Hey imgur: I need your help: What should I have for dinner? Bratwurst sandwich or fish sandwich?
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Today I'm a little sad: One of our three swallow nests seems to be occupied by only one of its two partners this year. If I remember correctly, they mate for life.
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This is so ridiculous. I hate my (IT) life! Another beautiful day in IT: This morning I drove 15 miles to connect a coffee machine to the internet. No joke!
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FML: Fuck my (IT) life: My colleague from the datacenter doesn't speak to me anymore... :(
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Scorpions & Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra - Rock You Like a Hurricane @ Berlin Waldbühne 2012
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Do you recognice this one? It almost crushed my hearing back in these days. Story down below.
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imgur: I need your help (again)
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Interviewer: You got any special skills? Me: Yeah, I'm able to open the medication box anytime from the wrong end.
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FML: Fuck my (IT) life: Client hasn't checked their backups for six month. Today we had to recover something... I'm already so f*cking done with this week!
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The bunny is no more...
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FML: Fuck my (IT) live: Today my technicians send me to a client to install an "easy" to install network device. This was their quick start guide, kind of.
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Retro music I liked once: Tom Jones & The Cardigans: Burning Down The House
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Just finished the masterpiece Mars Attacks again and I have to tell you: ACK!
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I just stumbled across this. I think it's even more catchy than the original.
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Just because I have a catchy tune doesn't mean you shouldn't have one too. Have fun!
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imgur asking me EVERY FUCKING TIME when I highlight something for me
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OIDA: The company has acquired yet another IT project at a shady customer at Vienna. I feel a little oida about it.
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I'm so fucking done with my IT career.I just can't stand it anymore, nore I want to.Thinking about going back to my teen hobby and do woodworking again.
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How I, as a project engineer, feel, compared to my tech engineers feeling a finished project.
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Today we got back an old IT customer who had switched to a competitor for "better" terms. My technician and I had to look at what's left behind. It's a complete disaster. It will take us months to clean up the mess. My technician is not at all satisfied.
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A customer who did not want to pay for the new Microsoft licenses for his new terminal servers threatened first my technicians and then me that we would have to replace the new devices with his old 2003 servers at our expense. Our response:
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My mom needs your help again to find out what this is
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I hate you, if you do this!
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IT tech: "Ma'am, we are in an active remote session, please don't use your mouse or keyboard for a minute so I can fix your problem." Ma'am on her system:
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An absolute unmatching pair, my GF "brought together", had a not so nice breaking up situation at our barbecue. She said I had to intervene. All I could think about, while standing at the grill was this:
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GF made her first entirely homemade pizza and wanted me to criticize it. I send her this. She's not happy at all.
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I was wrong: It's going to be hilarious, I promise: Worst music video ever... Part 2?
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Singing Danger Zone while pulling 6.3 G’s
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It's going to be hilarious, I promise: Worst music video ever...
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Today I ruined the life of a friend of mine. She recently discovered her love for Nightwish. I showed her this video. She said she doesn't want to see me for a few days.
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TIL: Jessica Biel did a mistake of epic extent
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She told me to be more gentle about it, as women do a lot more fine work as men do. I think so, to. Guess I'll sleep on the couch again.
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As an IT guy: My new desk decoration arrived. It says: "Complaints department, please take a number." Absolutely love it.
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Today I had to go to a different barber due to my project out of town. To relax me she massaged my head. (Never had that before.) I really liked it, but all I could think about was this:
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Mom: Why?!?
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Water can freeze, bread can mold, what can you do?
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Dudes I did it. I voted against extremism.
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FML: Someone hit my car... But there is more...
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How to German 101 - Part 413: If you’ve ever considered to go to Germany on vacation, getting drunk and triggering a nuclear explosion: It’s forbidden by law over here!
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Story of an IT guy: Customer, whos not paying his bills since two month, wants to discuss the future projects he's planning with me, by phone. Today I felt like this "Chinese food" lady, for real.
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Story time of an IT dude: How often do I have to go through this?
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