Deadpolio
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Their body of work speaks for itself.
Aug 23, 2017 10:58 PM
Deadpolio
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Their body of work speaks for itself.
inspiration100
Yeah. This story is false.
BuffyFan1900
Except that she didn't demand that.
TheOvy
Adam Sandler gets millions from Netflix. Quality has nothing to do with it.
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
VegansCauseAutism
tranquilomeng
Fucking. Perfect.
MidgetSpinner
Then just keep swiping? Not everything here has to entertain you.
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
That is literally the sole purpose of everything here.
HibachiMishima
Game, Blouses.
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
You want some pancakes, bitches?
joeycannoli
*grapes
waterbucketsandsparetowels
game. blouses
TheMattman1
NR97420
Amy Schumer should be paid what Carlos Mencia is paid these days.
CaramelRhapsody
or George Lopez. Both are equally crappy comics.
EroticZombiePants
That's a name I haven't heard in a while.
TheQuackenman
SuddenlySarah
https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/i-understood-that-reference-gif-6.gif
aguynamedmarco
They pay him to not perform, right?
EricFromAccounts
Oh damn I'd pay big money for THAT
VajrapaniP
This comment is sooo underrated.
MrJane12
Her show was decent. Her stand up is fucking garbage.
Daymaster1
I think it's because Amy Schumer is black
ilikefreepizza
Dave Chappell is a legend while Schumer steals jokes
freewaydog
normandygahn
Amy Schumer has faced uniquely vicious attacks as a woman comic, but she's not in the same league as Dave. Dave's a comedy legend.
inzane
She's faced attacks because she sucks, but continues to purvey the myth that she's good.
WilliamHuskerAdama
Which is why she said just that: http://www.okayplayer.com/culture/amy-schumer-chris-rock-dave-chappelle.html
TheBiggestRipOffSinceWebster
She's not even in the same league as Carrot Top as far as I'm concerned.
EricFromAccounts
"Exhibit A, your honour."
gregorclegane
AManWhoWasntThere
dustmywets
vlej
should have paid em the same, i mean she IS a woman, but he IS black, that should balance...
ChipCheese
If only one of them was trans. That doubles the victimho... I mean 'pay'.
supraman2turbo
youre fucked up. I like you
odraencoded
If you are a black immigrant woman do you pay to work in the 'states?
Emby
Nope. She should only be making 77% of a white comedian's pay, and Dave should only be getting about 60% (3/5ths). She should be making more
DobbyLivesHere
Dammit, I love a good compromise.
BarrettM
Well technically a black man only makes 89% of what a white woman makes....
PuppermintJerryJr
That MAKES sense.
Chandraven
No. A company pays for what they see is content. Her content is knowingly less than Dave's. Her pay reflects.
ilovecosmetics
Joke. Joke.
snackmanistan
The joke
ilovecosmetics
METAAAAAAAAAL
Is a bird? Is it a plane? NO it's a joke flying right over your head!
VegardSat
This is the right kind of wrong logic
FourFiveFire
Two wrongs inevitably make a right.
joebuck123
No, three lefts make a right. Just sayin.
Deadpolio
And a dead crow inevitably makes a Wight. #ifyoudontburnthebodies
drezrale
Technically he shouldnt be getting paid because he's a black male. Shes getting paid for nothing and complaining about it, which is her role
vlej
I thought the South lost? I mean, all those statues do confuse me a bit, but...
texasinja1718
Well he should at least be paid 3/5ths of what a white comedian would have been paid
drezrale
No, he should be trying to get welfare while the white man steals his jokes.
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
I thought she was kinda funny when I first heard her. Then she became annoying. Then I found out shes a thief. Then she started complaining
froggystylez
Well said.
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
About everything. Then she whined about being a woman. I avoid her work like the plague.
spetcnaz
She was good at first. But the whole "oh I was just playing a dumb white girl" 180 tu need me off.
vlej
well, maybe it's jsut me but... being funny is a rather important requirement for a comedian...
supraman2turbo
One might suggest it is the most important requirement
drezrale
Its just you. The comedian isn't that funny, he just throws grenades at people.
vlej
Please cut me some slack, I'm used to british comedy... the american weaponised comedy is a bit new to me ^^
drezrale
lala55
As a female, this is exactly how I feel about all male shockvalue, farts & dicks stand up. There's ONE female who does this. There's 800 men
trollightsparkle
The difference is, shitty male comedian turds sink to the bottom. Shitty female comedian turds are given specials on comedy central.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Anthony Jeselnik
OneNeoEon
I wasnt aware there were 800 successful stand up comedians, let alone them being male and shitty. TIL
graehall
Hey, did you know that a bunch of guys are angry that Amy Schumer exists? You rarely hear about, they're not the types to spam :P
lala55
????????
GoldenSun3DS
So what's the deal with Amy Schumer? Why do people hate her?
graehall
Any YT vids featuring her has dislikes off the charts. It's an organised group of weird angry dudes OBSESSED with hating her & makin' up bs.
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
She's a woman with agency
Bugrush
Amy Schumer's career in one clip:
justlivinthedream
I think I watched the whole thing, but didn't see the dumpster fire...did I miss it?
deadcitizen
That's not true, THAT was actually funny.
clutch2999
If Dave Chappelle just talked about his dick for an hour straight, I doubt he'd get paid as much too
Aranyszin
Well, but Dave Chappelle could talk about his dick for an hour straight and make it funny.
NEEDZMOAR
Dave Chapelle does a lot of jokes from a "black" standpoint. Amy Schumer does a lot of jokes from a womans standpoint. They bothg use 1/2
NEEDZMOAR
"chock humor" from an opressed groups point of view. I personally find Chapelle funnier, but just like the rest of imgur, I find women less
NEEDZMOAR
fun in general, in fact I feel uncomfortable with lady comedians, which I suppose validates that sexism exist?
sinbios
Maybe you're just not watching the right female comics. Iliza Shlesinger is fucking hilarious.
anythingsoundsbadwiththatattitude
At this point in his career? Yea he could.
scrangos
If he makes a performance about his dick he feels is worth doing, you can bet itll be good and that expectation is what justifies his pay
Thecakeisanasshole
He would though. He is funny as hell.
effypom
This should be top comment.
Jomini001
He might actually make it funny. Remember the diarrheal choir?
CptRobotNinja
THANK YOU. Shes got one joke, its about her vag, and she tells it over and over
Ashpond
oh hohoho shit :D nice one
capngoat
He did talk about getting Botox in his balls.
DespiseEveryone
I suggest you don't listen to Robbin Williams standup then. You be missing out.
LightningFIshLivesInTheDeep
Even if that's all he did, he'd find a way to make people laugh, whereas Schumer makes people barf. But that must be my sexism talking.
shanikwa
Sexism is what she blames her poor reviews on.... I guess I don't get dirty vag jokes unless I have one.. plus Dee has the best vag joke
neonoptic
Yes he would.
Riyakou
Actually, he would, and he has, and it was fucking hilarious.
MikeMcAwesome91
Those balls are smooth as eggs!
TheAlviss
It's easier to cry wolf than to admit you don't deserve better pay.
PoppaBigBear
Well, he did talk about fucking feet and it was funny.
SugaryDepression
it sure was
Ilikeadoachacha
"You can't rape feet"
Iroques
'Someone didn't wear socks'
MrPain26
hey man, everybody fucks funny
inboxmeyourkitsunes
erm.. do i even want source?
TheSacrificialButter
It was part of his set. Check out his special on Netflix, it's brilliant.
spacemonkey127
That shit would still be better than all her specials combined though.
malbec
Yeah. Cause he's funny as fuck.
MetSoh
I don't know dude. I've watched Dave do an impromptu 3hr set. He killed it. An hour of dick talk would probably be hilarious
thechillpilgrim
It would be the greatest rant about a man's penis since, well since some time ago.
9gagwatermarkistobekilled
It'd be the best dick joke since robin williams, rest his soul in that lamp for when he comes back in 2512
tehzpoon
To be fair, she doesn't just joke about her vagina. (The problem is that the rest is also not very funny.)
CptRobotNinja
Honestly when she stops trying to be gross shes actually made me chuckle a few times, but she rarely stops trying to be gross
Aranyszin
Her problem is that everyone thinks she's a comedian, but she's actually a performance artist. She IS the joke.
DangerTrain
She wishes she could be on Andy Kaufman's level.
ImGettingMines
The vagina jokes aren't funny either though
malbec
One of her jokes is about trying to find clean panties, but they all look like someone sneezed in them.
shanikwa
Ew
tehzpoon
Noblert
I don't care if shes not funny. To much aggressive hate for amy schumer here.
Imalwaysready
She can be funny. But she got upjumped to "feminist" comedienne so fast,now anytime she doesn't get something she seems to scream "sexism!"
lala55
Agreed. Uglier dudes get away with much worse.
supersaiyanfirefighter
She also gets a lot of hate cause there's a 20 minute vid on YouTube showing her stealing jokes word for word.
TypicallyKyle
Um, link? What now?
junkerzbunkerz
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg
TypicallyKyle
Whoa. Even right off the bat, it's clear. Thanks.
theheebs25
it's so bad. even if you couldn't compare it to the other jokes her delivery is just so off you can tell she didn't come up with the joke
supersaiyanfirefighter
https://youtu.be/4eDxjxVl8S0
prismbear
Right? "this female comedian doesn't make me laugh, so now she's ugly, fat & stupid" it's simply stunning how irrationally mad people get
TheAfroClam
To be fair, I thought she was ugly, fat and stupid long before I found out she was unfunny.
EricFromAccounts
Wow you're as funny as she is
JustWaves
You should be a comedian
METAAAAAAAAAL
Most of the hate is about her stealing material, or crying sexism whenever she gets bad ratings, and sometimes the whole rape thing.
prismbear
I read her book, she's only slept with boyfriends and she lost her virginity in her sleep by a guy raping her while unconscious..
TypicallyKyle
"the whole rape thing"?
METAAAAAAAAAL
I think she claimed to have raped a guy https://thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2014/05/wait-a-second-did-amy-schumer-rape-a-guy/
prismbear
never heard of the "thought catalog" before.. but if it's on the internet it must be true
TypicallyKyle
Like, holy shit, that's fucking awful. I didn't watch her stuff to begin with, but this is just signing her out to be garbage.
ICarpeYourDiems
If she were the drunk one, that would have been a national uproar about her being raped.
TypicallyKyle
That's not something you should talk about, ever. Seriously. That's legally rape.
seldomamusing
She didn't say "I am/want equal" she is using their $20 mil 4 leverage to get paid more. Why are people putting words in her mouth?
aquestionfouru
Why should she get more money? Does she really think she is worth the same as Chappell or rock?
lupusfulgaris
And I haven't seen any source that she at all implying it's based on sex/equality. It's just Internet neck beards jumping to conclusions.
METAAAAAAAAAL
The first I saw her in my Youtube feed was her blaming sexists for her low ratings. I later found out that was far from the only time.
Ilikeyogurt
I don't like the nasty comments on her body or gender. But she really isn't that funny lately and seems to steal material. So there's that
todayok
She makes fun of her own body so there's that. Fat guy comedians are regularly roasted. However the other hate for her is way off the chart.
neverpostsoriginalcontent
Thanks you for the first rational thread as I scrolled down through the comments of media-illiterate haters.
IndyAndyJones
Generic sexist blowjob response to "in her mouth"
graehall
She's the popular target of angry boys who like to whinge and bitch :P
avastmehearty
Finally heard a real Brit using the word "whinge" on GOT, so now I know the inge is pronounced "inj"
graehall
Yeah, it can be easy to forget as an Aussie just how many uniquely British words we use and consider our own. Whinger is one of them.
ThaEnder
Same. I always thought people were misspelling whine.
thatpatguy
You're right. Amy Schumer can put other people's words her mouth all by herself!
Aranyszin
It is unfortunate that more people haven't made it to this comment.
blitz220
God damn, this comment is fucking gold. A++++++++
seldomamusing
I don't like shock standup but holy shit she gets more hate than most for no real reason. Did she kill someone?
SaucyFineBolognaFactory
I think she raped a guy
EroticZombiePants
Someone needs to be the poster child.
METAAAAAAAAAL
She stole other peoples material. And she blames "the alt-right" and Trump supporters for her low ratings, when in reality she's really 1
METAAAAAAAAAL
REALLY unfunny 2/2
420eatit
This is exactly what happened. Yet liberals in imgur will downvote anything they disagree with
420eatit
Let me change liberals to retarded liberals. Vast majority are fine, just small percentage that ruin it
ATLien1986
No. Just she stole other comedians material. https://youtu.be/Qv0eWN8v_tg
bongles
I never actually watched this. That's crazy talk, she even said the lady from the 90s she didn't see until she was older.. well
bongles
You wrote the jokes later in life bitch. I could see a few being coincidences But I refuse to believe a comedian didn't watch any of those
seldomamusing
Seems like most of those are through the show which could be any of the writers, but at least 4 standup jokes are fucking dead on. hmm
ATLien1986
Same here. Hard to think the standup routines were coincidental.
bongles
This is one reason why I couldn't do standup. I watch so much that I'd always think I'm stealing a joke from somewhere
seldomamusing
checking out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qypQLesaKXg to see 2 comedians take on it first.
minabear
In all fairness, BOTH of those Netflix specials were garbage. Sorry not sorry, Dave. You need to step up your shit.
TypicallyKyle
I enjoyed every piece of his specials. Dave Chappelle, to me, still has it.
iamthisguy247
I liked both of his specials.
buce123
Dave is dead, this is his "replacement ". Stay woke fam
Boopdoot
I loved episode 1 of his Netflix special. I even thought it was a step up from his original stuff. Which I also love.
ImAShittyTransAm
Ugh, the trans jokes of Dave's were so dang bad.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Nah. Made some interesting points.
ImAShittyTransAm
Nope. It was just "DAE menz in them dresses" and "pronouns is hard, guys" bullshit, which let me tell you, I get enough of from existing.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
I personally, wasn't offended by that joke but if you're trans, then I can understand. But you have to understand that his brand of humor 1/
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
2/ spares no one or group. He made a joke about a real incident involving police brutality against a black woman. Did that bother you?
DrewBerg
I liked em
KillTimeAndLife
Amy Schumer steals all of her material
graehall
I too make stupid shit up. :P
graehall
(steals all her jokes claim is stupid made up shit, but the people claiming it don't care it's bs, they're fuckin' obsessed weirdos :P)
snclash3731415
And from other female comedians nonetheless. So she cries about sexism, while at the same time stealing from other women comedians...
Riyakou
That would imply that she steals from people who suck.
RandomRanger
ALL of it?
ImAShittyTransAm
Better than making jokes that 'punch down', so to speak.
VajrapaniP
Amy Schumer steals all her anals.
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
Not all of it's stolen, she also speaks proudly on how she raped a man (and was met with applause).
TrashRemastered
I'm gonna need some sauce on that..
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
Checking against where and when she was too drunk to maintain consciousness is to drunk to consent and thus rape.
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
http://www.vulture.com/2014/05/read-amy-schumers-ms-gala-speech.html
ChancesAreIHateYou
So did Robin Williams but no one seemed to care.
Riyakou
You can't steal improvisation.
candar
sure you can, just gotta be quick about it.
ChancesAreIHateYou
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CJOXnktWbTM
Ilikeyogurt
Dot!
pacotacoforever
Lots of lonely men on this thread....
spetcnaz
Right because if a guy gives a negative opinion he is a lonely loser, virgin, etc etc
CyborgScribe
Maybe not. But she gets a lot of anti-womam themed hate calling her ugly and fat rather than just unfunny. And a lot of folks here...
CyborgScribe
...seem to not have even watched her special. So it's complaining about stuff they don't even know.
spetcnaz
We don't know who here watched it or not. But in general she has become unpleasant. Hence the negative comments. That has nothing to do with
spetcnaz
the author's marital or financial status
Jusmar
For the sake of argument: you do realize that women aren't the only source of companionship for men right?
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Remember these are the same dipshits complaining about negative stereotypes about women, slut-shaming, etc.. The hypocrisy is off the charts
spetcnaz
They supposedly fight stereotypes, yet the slightest disagreement and these insults fly out.
spetcnaz
Which tells me they are full of it and it is done because attention is needed.
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Yup, despite all the virtue-signalling about "equality", these clowns don't give a single a flying fuck about equality, it's just a front.
ATLien1986
Someone actually paid her?
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Ryebread91
How was Goldie?
Scrubbeh
Funniest part of her career.
ThisAccountIsMainlyForUpvoting
Fucking amazing.
Sinisfun
Yeah . someone paid her to leave
KomodoKill
On pizza?
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ATLien1986
She would've made twice as much as Dave did if they paid by the pound.
alexscorpio13
I don't know man, the dude looks puffy.
lastminutepanicmode
Muscle weighs more than fat anyways.
VegardSat
To shut the fuck up, yeah
ATLien1986
Then they need to ask for a refund because she can't even do that right.
Rockonman
Deadpolio
largefarva99
bobbynixon
What the f was bud light thinking??
Oscill8s
$$$
spacemonkey127
Thewiznerd
Muh gawd, yes
ronannestor30
DickMercenary
"When she was growing up, everybody laughed at Amy Schumer when she said she wanted to be a comedian. Nobody is laughing now."
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
You are amazing.
ThaEnder
To be fair, Netflix's star ratings were literally made up. They were meant to portray what they thought you would rate something.
Oscill8s
They must know me pretty well then.
iamtheburgerking
ThisIsTheHardestPartOfAnRPG
It was a straight 1.0 when I looked at the reviews
Noob3rts
I honestly wouldn't doubt that she fucked her way up the ladder. Shes honestly not even the slightest bit funny, like, she's a -2 out of 10.
teardropivyyearofthetiger
She comes from a family with money. Not the sex stuff. But so does Ellie Kemper...
VajrapaniP
Fantastic.
PlutoIX
The5SecondFuse
You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.
DorthLous
I... can't fault with that description..? A bit short, but strangely accurate. Wonder how many comedians can be reduced that way though.
tehzpoon
I tried to be nice while my fiancee watched the leather special, but she would look over at my face. I can't hide that level of unenjoyment.
MyDarlingFeet
The first half was excruciating. The rest was great but my friends were disappointed with my movie night choice.
Ilikeyogurt
I disagree. Watched the whole thing because I was doing laundry and ironing shirts. I wanted it to be funny but was bad from start to finish
TheClayKnight
Wait, your fiancée was enjoying schumer's special?
tehzpoon
She was. Maybe it was one of those times I got her to finally take a bong rip with me? I can't recall that much detail
mousemarie94
She has the humor of a frat dude...but she has a vagina
AliBarber
That's because she stole all of her jokes from a frat dude
SluntBiggums
Holy fuck. It's Dane Cook! She's just Dane Cook dressed as a woman.
AliBarber
No no.. Even though Dane Cook recycled other people's jokes he at least made them his own, not repeated them verbatim
shanikwa
Boom roasted!- Michael Scott best comedian ever
mousemarie94
Comedians steal jokes but most at least steal good ones.
AliBarber
Or at least modify them enough so they're not identical
Deadpolio
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
this is the best burn reaction image yet my friend
SarsMarsBar
JAZZ HANDS!
Xevtes
Somehow it was less painful than her
SoludisSnake
is it that bad?.
Pangs
Nope.
misfit119
Bad enough that Netflix was inspired to remove the star ratings entirely it seems.
SoludisSnake
Ilikeyogurt
She has two or three jokes in the leather special... but the rest is a pain to watch. She struggled to make ppl laugh and became a rant
doogalleh
Maybe
tehzpoon
I read "I DID A SEX WITH A HAM"
MrSyth
Same, wtf
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
That's called masturbation
BigAZNMan
I was gonna make a Miss Piggy joke, but that would be an insilt to Miss Piggy and Hot Lips
PeterMerkin
ANYONE who did the sex with her is more worthless than a ham.
B4tteryac1d
So you're saying she and the Ham... Porked?
VajrapaniP
probably not far off.
NickNoltesStuntDouble
I mean based on appearance I'd assume she's mouth sexed plenty of ham.
camelroosterchickenteeth
No she is a ham. So the man did sex with a ham
IRefusetowearlongpants
She's probably done that as well.
ElbowDeepInACat
Probably? She does herself all the time! No one else will
stimpsonjcatt
Identifies as petite, btw
ohdeepthought
I'm petite and I'm borderline because I could be healthier.
DoomSkuller
She wot?
wraivon
You can be petite and pudgy, it's just code for 'short legs' since you can't buy ladypants with different inseam lengths like manpants.
AliBarber
A petite dugong?
MarsBarsDM
IAlwaysUpvoteSensibleChuckleGIF
I believe I owe you this upvote. +1
PamfromTheOffice
Petite means a small frame, height, limbs, torso etc. You can be fat but still petite if you have short limbs
joeyjojosharknado
B4tteryac1d
I think that's called dwarfism
drezrale
No it's because no one likes her and they pay on a per estimated view.
KnowmSaying
I dislike her videos on netlfix without watching them. Never hated a celebrity so much
spacesickvenus
/a/sliBQ
TheTeeminSteaminScreaminMemeinSemenCreaminDemon
^100%true
Dingus2
"Maybe a circle is round." "No, it's round."
NoDakGirl
She's not funny.
Clayman8
I thought it was because animals dont get paid to appear on screen...?
TheMattman1
kusuriya
well let’s add to the sample size, I’ve seen schumer’s netflix special 0 times, I’ve seen chapelle’s 3 times
Kaitou
This is how actors are paid too: based on how much they can draw based on themselves.
Pally01
How dare you bring logic and reason into this!
realmenfightnaked
Not that it matters because they renegotiated and paid her more. I wanna be a shitty comedian millionaire too
MrWolfwood
Well she's not getting paid off my views.
notakebacksies
She has a netflix special??
Mangomancer
they paid by contract and she sign a contract for 11 million dollars for that special.
OuroborosX
I think you and your friends don't like her, but a LOT of people watched her special. Probably way more than you think.
Deadpolio
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
I wish I had his teeth. They're so pristine and perfect looking...
randomtreebeard
Noob3rts
That's a big fucking gif.
obligatoryguy
+1 for American Gods.
yummypasta
ANANSI
UnemployedReceptionist
ANANSI
AahzAndArthurDent
Source pls
SammyFletcher
American Gods
AahzAndArthurDent
Baller.
IMadeThisAccountSoIWouldHaveAnAccount
Binge watch all 8 episodes. It's really good and best as a movie-style marathon. A really long movie.
esctrl
She's also been proven to rip off comedians.
worstyearever
She also shoplifted when younger and returned the items for cash, got caught and got a slap on the wrist because her uncle is Chuck Schumer.
Baughr
Obviously not any good ones!
Zaranthan
So she's the female Carlos Mencia, but with more vagina jokes?
TreasonousCheeto
And less vagina...
esctrl
Yeah. And her show blatantly ripped off old MadTV skits. Which is why it was canceled. She's a turd.
shanikwa
More vagina jokes? It's all vagina jokes nd about how gross she is. Got old the first time
AvariceAeternna
She started with self-deprecating jokes written for her, either following Anthony Jeselnik's formula or done himself and then they broke up
AvariceAeternna
And since then she's been playing everything based on the concept that she used to seem funny
SmutMonger
Esthar
The most difficult one so far.
NekoMiko06
I choose the potato!
Schralepin
Shots fired!
HighlandPotatoe
Fuck you, this is insulting to all potatoe kind.
SmutMonger
I'm sorry. The average potato is much more attractive than Amy.
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
You can't fool me, there's no picture of Amy in that collage
pizzaorfrenchfries
Bottom right corner potato got the nose! But I think potato wore it better... this pic is amazing!
shuttlecockinakumquat
She purposely gained weight to get pity from fat acceptance crowds. Just a complete piece of shit.
jordancoleshnh
I don't think any woman would purposely gain weight in north america
Oscill8s
You overestimate the sanity of North Americans.
22HABU22
Do you even know how this meme works? Youre supposed to have pictures of Amy too, not just potatoes.
SmutMonger
You're great. I was super worried at first, thinking I had fucked something up. Thanks for the laugh, pal.
SimpleBagelGod
The world may never know for sure which is which...
puffyjacket69
Given the number of people that have an opinion, I would have guessed she is more watched than all other comedians combined...
puffyjacket69
oh wait... should i be assuming that a lot of the people that hate her haven't seen her and are just jumping on the bandwagon????
Niddhoger
I saw a few clips on commercials. If that was their promotional material... the rest was even worse.
ReleaseTheKracken
Maybe most viewed, but nobody sticks around to watch..
Esthar
She got such bad ratings on her special that netflix changed their rating system...
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
People can see other shows. I've seen her comedy before the Leather special she did for Netflix, and I knew she sucked.
MagicSquid
How much do I have to watch (read subject myself to) before I can reasonably hold an opinion? Not funny based on my prev viewing of her work
puffyjacket69
That's really up to you, friend. Do you have a lot of free time and are you interested at all anyway?
flikrdoodles
Why would it be up to him? You're the one gatekeeping him.
puffyjacket69
Niddhoger chimed in and said he thought watching the commercials was enough to tell he didn't like her.
kusuriya
or, wait for it, based on her body of past work nobody thinks it’s worth their time and they are judging her on her entire body of work.
puffyjacket69
WIKI... She's won and had many nominations for many, many awards. I have a feeling a lot of people will tune in to watch based on past work
puffyjacket69
It's funny because the only time i've ever heard or seen amy schumer is when she's getting made fun of on the internet.
kusuriya
I’ve seen a bit of her other work and it’s terrible and has obviously stolen material, it’s mostly why I avoided her netflix special.
puffyjacket69
I didn't even realize she had other shows.
cardboardunderwear
Say what? She's the world's next Rosie O'Donnell.
RobertNAdams
(1) Rosie O'Donnell's talk show was pretty damn good for what it was back in the day. At least she had more than 3 jokes, endlessly rotated.
RobertNAdams
(2/2) 3 Jokes: a) I bang a lot of dudes, b) I'm fat, c) I get blackout drunk. 99% of her material is in these three frameworks & unfunny.
AliBarber
Don't you dare compare her to that high a level of actual talent
cardboardunderwear
Fair enough. I conflated talent and likeability
AliBarber
You are?
drezrale
I might not like Rosie but she is talented.
shuttlecockinakumquat
She was pretty great in A League of Their Own.
drezrale
Never saw it
GDSTEVE
I estimate I will view her special 0.00 times.
drasparagus
Cheers, mate!
scurve
I estimate I will see it 0.012 times when I accidentally hit the wrong button. And then it will sit in Continue Watching for years.
ItsCandleJack
I accidentally hit it... after a couple minutes, I got bored, muted it.. watched some stuff on youtube, so it wouldn't be in my continue
skylark28
She's still alive?
RulesOfImgur
I have viewed it once while stoned, just as bad
UnemployedReceptionist
Saw her in "Comedians in cars having Coffee". Felt ill and nauseous 1 minute in.
BubblesSayingDecent
I estimate chappeles to be watched by me around 10 times each
JooBear
Sorry - meant to say here that I can't upvote you enough
drezrale
I've seen it once when it was on TV just to see what her comedy was like. I turned gay shortly after.
boethius
This gay?
realkiwinet
He said gay, not glorious
drezrale
Gayer.
BigAZNMan
RandomRubbish
She turned me into a newt.
DoomSkuller
Did you get better?
theshinobi23
A NEWT!?
horacevanmorace
MATILDA
NoodleDriver
It got better!